Adriana Lima Looked Amazing @ The April GQ Signing Event

what wrong with her here, omega? i just gotta hear it :)

haha, seriously. she looks flawless, man.

That's it....I've officially switched temas....Thanks Adriana! hehehe

i know. immaculate to say the least.

just...breathtaking

perfect. shit don't get any better than this

She is super hot! The hottest VS model, hands down.

She is the woman of my dreams.

wow...speechless...now that is beautiful

Hairy arms!! Ew!

And I see she couldn't resist pulling a face again...
Please stop doing that, Adri.

Holy cow...I've always been a petra man but wow...that dress was made for her holy cow...did I say that already...holy cow

Everytime I see a picture of this woman I can't believe how insanely gorgeous she is.

I too have noticed the slightly hairy arms.
It matters little.
Because she is just-that-hot.

beautiful woman

i`m glad she has hairy arms,it`s an indicator that she doesn`t take care of herself properly,i wouldn`t be surprised if she doesn`t wax her used and abused pussy

HAIRY ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# 16. Best demonstration of irrational jealousy that I've ever read here on The Bastardly. Oh poor Adriana Lima, she has hairy arms...

Hairy arms haha, is that the best you can do?

She looks absolutely lovely here. Looks like you beat me to it this time Moe :)

@ 19, check her profile's picture...she is soooooo much better looking than "disgusting and hairy" Adriana Lima.

I absolutely love love her!

i just redid my top ten to put her at #1. i honestly think this is the best she's ever looked

Life is unfair...

She is hot.

@ #22 - I was contemplating moving her up to #1 too. When did Adriana get so curvy?

Oh and for all of the haters....we know about the imperfect teeth and the hair on her arms. You forgot to say that she actually may have a bowel movement every once in a while. That would surely prove she's not perfect.

Alessandra Ambrosio has nothing on her! Adriana is insanely beautiful and incredibly sexy, it's just not possible to be hotter.

Damn!!! is all I can say...I'll have wet dreams tonight.

@ 25. I'm not a hater, Ace, my comments were made to point out the stupid comment from # 16.

lol that`s not my picture you dumb fuck

@ Eve - My comments were not directed towards you...we're cool.

@ 29...Let me think it is you. I like the idea of you being uglier than that though.

Eve bark somewhere else please,you don`t want to see my picture,you couldn`t handle it since i`m the opposite of what you imagine,i don`t need a stalker.You`re probably a dyke since you`re defending Lima with such passion.

Nocturna, please do a BLotD!! Since Caitie has done it, I think you should too.

I'm feeling so ugly...lol
she's amazing
hairy arms? you envy her, pointing out irrelevant things
I love her dress
everything is so perfect about her

Those to guys at the bottom of page 4, are to ugly as Adriana is to gorgeous.

@ 33. No, dear...I'm not a dyke (not that there's anything wrong with that). But thanks for coming up with such stupid narrow minded argument...that makes you sound like the idiotic ugly cunt I thought you were.

Eve, Nocturna isn't worth it.

She's a crotch-waxer who thinks being as hairless as a baby rat makes her ugly ass hot...

i don't like her nose. looks OK for a brazillian

Adriana has always been #1 on my list and these latest photos just prove my list right again!!

I love you Adriana, would you marry me!!

Oh Damn, I'm already married and we are not allowed to have more than one wife here in the U.S.!!

Perfection.

Wow. She looks amazing.

Check out Nocturna's Top 10 Women list:

(I guess she can only count to 6...

LOL!!)

Cassie, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Ciara, Mena Suvari, Eva Longoria, Nicole Scherzinger

I love Jennifer Love and Eva but they don't count as Top 10 in my book and the rest.... I better not even say!!

yeah, i feel pretty ugly right about now haha all jokes aside, she looks like a woman now...some type of femme fatale or something...in some of the pix, she looks out of this world...that big, long hair looks so good on her

Er...female Ronaldinho? Must be the smile.

Oh God... You are sooooo bastards!! :PPPPPPPPPP

This woman is simply GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!!! <3333333333

as i said before.....please,please,please,god, let me come back like adriana lima in my next life.....

As long as she doesn't talk...we're good.

Adriana's gorgeous and I love her dress. Nocturna has never said anything nice about anyone so just ignore her.

What else needs to be said? She's one of the most gorgeous women on the planet! That is all.

bitch looks manly on that cover. Wouldn't be surprised if she was covering her penis with that palm. hehe

^wtf?

Damn.
Just damn.

How fucking cute and gorgeous is she? Loves the hair.

She doesn't look that spectacular, and actually she looks a bit mentally challenged.

pam has mental issues, one sec she says she wanna go lesbian for adriana the next,she talks shit
mental bitch

Definitely cute. I shall end my comments there to keep the mob at bay. =)

@ #3, Cherry, you don't have to switch teams. You can just add a player to the team :)

I am a beautiful woman myself so yeah i don`t go all nuts when i see Lima.And for those who complain about the hair waxing,guys (you have some hair stuck in between your teeth) and girls...probably single since all the guys i`ve met so far in my life asked for a shaven/waxed pussy.Idiots :)

She looks amazingly retarded, what a FUG.

Looks good here.
sorry but with out the VS padding her boobs look small and disproportionate and her face is very shiny/greasy here.
Although, looks really good here. As far as candids go, this is her best or second best compared to her liverpool pics.
Once again, nice hair, tan, and she looks like she has a bum in that dress.

i think im reasonably pretty... but when i see her i get so jealous hahah!

i wouldnt want to see her aging.... although she probably will be one sexy grandma

another pair of my pants that now need to be dry cleaned from the cum i shot off looking at this sublime beauty

Hairy arms. More so than Milano for sure.

Love her! She was always my number one on my list. Look at all of you late bandwagoners. :p

Sorry, I say this in all seriousness and not being sarcastic, but
looking at the bottom pic of page 6 where she looks 3 months pregnant with her belly protruding like it does, how is it that in her photoshoots it looks like she has abs???
To have abs, I always thought your stomach has to be flat and toned.
She has abs in photoshoots, but a protruding belly in candids.
Someone please explain.

#65 omega

www.i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc107/bastardlybutta/bastardly-photos/al...

That's some fine tits. If you're into giant hooters why are you on the Alessandra bandwagon? :)

Here's your own little darling without VS padding:

www.casperchristophersen.com/epitome.jpg

How womanly :D

Let's take a closer look at their asses:

Adriana's nice little curve:

www.casperchristophersen.com/adri_ass.jpg

Alessandra's pancake ass:

www.casperchristophersen.com/ale_ass.jpg

pstroyer
I am a girl and don't care for "big hooters"
what I was referring to was given her weight and waist size, her boobs are disproportionate.
Plus, looking at a VS photoshoot, they would have you believe her boobs are huge, when they are actually much smaller measuring only a 34B.
I was comparing how her boobs look in VS photoshoots with padding and photoshop compared to their actual size in candids.

adriana in candid without padding and tit-less:

hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=adriana_lima_comeback_6_big&title=Adriana%20Lima%20Pictures
hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=adriana_lima_beach_dec_big&title=Adriana%20Lima%20Bikini%20Pictures
hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=adriana_lima_beach_dec_5_big&title=Adriana%20Lima%20Bikini%20Pictures

Alessandra rack
hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=alessandra_ambrosio_bikini_can_4_big&title=Alessandra%20Ambrosio%20Pictures

Alessandra's rack {candid}
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=alessandra_ambrosio_bikini_can...

Adriana rack{candid} almost non-existent compared to VS photos

http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=adriana_lima_beach_dec_big&tit...

Two VS angels, one has a nice tight curvy butt, the other does not.
http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/photo.php?id=adriana_kur_bralift_4_big&titl...

Adriana and Alesandra are the hottest girls I have ever seen.

There, I said my peace.
I am done with this body part topic.

Omega, this picture settles it (candid of Adriana is from same set you used above):

www.casperchristophersen.com/compare.jpg

As you can see they both have small tits. But Adriana has an ass. Alessandra has neither.

76.

Tight jeans makes a small ass look smaller. Besides, everyone knows Karolina has the best body of all the VS girls so what's your point?

kinda got a Maria Shriver look going on...in some pics. I like SHAKIRA BETTER!!!!!!!!

78.

You lose. Jealous bitch.

Don't worry,pstroyer, omega just needs to get laid

Alessandra Ambrosio is a goddess, Adri is just a puffy faced Ale wannabe ha!

Are you two their agents or what? Can't you just agree to disagree and move on? I think Omega already has though.

pstroyer
I agree with you that Karolina has the BEST body of all the VS angels because she has real curvy T & A.

Of course Adriana has more of an ass than Alessandra, Adriana obviously weighs more than her.
Adriana weighs more than Ale, but they both have small tits, this is why Adriana's small boobs are disproportionate because for her weight, Adriana's tits should be bigger.

I take the last bit back then.

Pamela
sweetie, back away from the computer and take you pills before you hurt yourself.

jumping is useless
holy shit
I love you pic!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Tonight..........you!!!!!!"

@ Omega: U just got a billion times cooler in my book. =)

adriana has the nicer butt even when she was as skinny as ale. i like ale too. they're both hot. but oh well, adriana is THE goddess.

#86

You can't just say she's more disproportionate because she weighs more without backing it up with comparison pictures. You don't even know how much they weight.

Look, I don't SEE how she's more disproportionate:

www.casperchristophersen.com/compare2.jpg

We all know Adriana has better leg-torso proportions:

www.casperchristophersen.com/proportions.jpg

The only thing I'll give Alessandra is that her hip-waist ratio is a little better now that Adriana gained some fat in the waist area. When Adriana was younger, though, Alessandra had nothing on her.

*gained some fat / muscle in the waist area

pstroyer
I agree that when Adriana was 20 she had a better body than Ale. You are right on that.
But, my point is that Adriana has gained a noticeable amount of weight yet none of it went to her boobs.
Her boobs at 21 are the size they are now, even after the weight gain. This is why Adriana is disproportionate.
In the red bikini pics, she has no hip-waist ratio.
Adriana's body was the best when she was 21.

Jumping is useless

Hand banana says
"I just a dog, all I know is good, ball and rape."

94

I think she definitely gained a little in the boob area. Only reason it "looks the same" is because she gained a little other places as well. Adriana's hip-waist ratio was better when she was 21, I agree, but her legs look sexier now:

www.casperchristophersen.com/compare3.jpg

People age, people change, people degenerate. That's just the way it is :)

^ and he knows that last word well, just ask Carl.

pstroyer
I agree with people's bodies changing. Her body will never be what it was when she was 21. Her body was better @ 21.
But, I always thought her legs were nice except for the tattoo
;-)

99

Tattoo is on her foot, not her legs. I think Adriana's tattoo is cooler than Alessandra's (hahaha). The way it curls around the fibula bone is really neat. And her mom and grandmom allegedly got the same one :D

What is Alessandra's tattoo anyway? A cat sitting on a moon with a star in its tail? I don't get it...

www.casperchristophersen.com/tattoos.jpg

Alessandra's tattoo looks like something a child drew with a black sharpie.

Adriana x Alessandra

Conclusion:

Yes, Moe, Brazilian girls are damn hot!

Page 6, 2nd photo.

! I meant 4th photo :)

82 pretty much said it all.

84 is another omega...bitch keeps talking shit about Lima nonstop...she was going nuts on yesterday's post...how is adriana trying to be like Ale when Adriana is more popular? tell me how she is trying to be like Ale? jealous cunts these days man...this shit is out of control

I am speachless. She is flawless

wait...omega is talking about disproportions? fuck, ale is the one with the most disproportionate body ever...she has the shortest legs...let's say Lima has boobs smaller than she should (i think they are just fine), she could always get a boob job...Ale in heels still has disgustingly short legs...it looks weird as hell:

here is one pic:
i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg171/shazam55/shortlegs.jpg
notice how selita, who is shorter than ale, has much longer legs
I have a few more coming up

omega,why are you so detail oriented about this topic? what are you trying to say/ prove?
i must admit thou, your posts are halarious

107.

yea, Adriana is way more popular according to Google.

Here's some fun stats:

Adriana Lima vs. Alessandra Ambrosio:
www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+alessandra+ambrosio&ctab=0&geo=a...

Adriana Lima vs. Gisele Bundchen:
www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+gisele+bundchen&ctab=0&geo=all&d...

Adriana Lima vs. Tyra Banks:
www.google.com/trends?q=adriana+lima%2C+tyra+banks&ctab=0&geo=all&date=a...

It's pretty cool that Adriana is neck-to-neck with someone like Tyra Banks who is a big house-hold name, has her own talk show and her own popular TV show. There must be a lot of horny men out there typing "Adriana Lima" into the Google search engine haha.

Adriana Lima vs. Tyra Banks:

Those two names should always be separated by more than three characters. it's criminal to mention them together.

I am not a part of any fan sites of Lima but all i know is that she has the most fans on facebook out of any other model I have looked up...

^^
yea, it's nice :)

Speaking of boobs size...

This thing doesn't need VS padding:

www.realvideosite.com/Sexy-Shit_3193_Biggest-Boobs-Ever

OMFG

esmeralda
no what is actually "halarious" is the simple fact you can't spell hilarious.

@omega
hmmm i thought you would take that as a compliment, whats wrong with entertaining other people?

i'm sick of you guys comparing. why do we always have to drag ale in an adri post and adri in an ale post? i'm a big adri fan but i think you guys should give ale a rest or something. the girl is preggy.

you all just have to admit that both are hot. that's it. the fact that they're both supermodels proves that they are both beautiful but not perfect.

*attempting to start a standing ovation for twinkle using the cheesy 80's movie slow clap*

117, it's hard to not drag Ale into the discussion when omega, an Ale-fan, comes to this thread and informs us how small Adriana's boobs are without VS padding. I hardly ever post in the Ale threads anymore, but for some reason omega is drawn to every Adriana thread like a fly to a turd. Only in this case omega is the turd and Adriana is fly. What the fuck, haha, that has to be the most cheesy line I've ever written. It does have some truth to it though...

comment was for 118, not 117

esmeralda
you are right, entertaining people and making them laugh is talent, hope you are getting as much entertainment out of this as I am

pstroyer
so I am the turd and lima is the filthy fly. That must mean lima has an insatible love, incurable obsession, and urging need for me.....oh wait, that must mean YOU WANT to be the TURD and lima the fly.
Well, good news pstroyer, you will always be a turd in my book.
hahahahahahahahaha

insatiable****

Small detail: I said she was fly, not "a fly".

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fly

It was a little play on words. Sigh.

Moe, is there any plan to let us delete threads from our "history"? I mean, just in case a post devolves into a pointless, petty argument. Not that that would ever happen but just in case.

If you like Ales feet you have to like her face also.

Coke vs. Pepsi

Mary-Ann vs. Ginger

Beatles vs. Rolling Stones

Adriana vs. Alessandra

Some debates will NEVER FUCKING DIE.

And whoever said they like Ale's man-feet should fall down a well.

jumping is useless
I love your sarcastic wit, you should comment on more posts.

I am sorry for what I said, omega. P.S. when will you be BLotD?

LOL 130! I meant toes, i usually look at the toes, so i'm toe obsessed not foot obsessed i guess.

127. JumpingIsUseless

haha. we've never considered that since we never have to deal with such problems that involve petty arguments. It's one of our central policies that all topics of discussion on The Bastardly are of great importance to the changing social structure of the f'd up world we live in. if that means getting to the bottom of whether Ale's hotter than Adri (or vice versa), then so be it.

sorry to disappoint, man.

Scarlet,

What do you mean Adriana only has one look to her?

I've always analyzed Ale's manicure to Adri's w/ the B.M.C. and I have to admit, Adriana must be going to some white woman while Ale's getting hooked up w/ quality service courtesy of the vietnamese community.

annnnnd, discuss...

and, if you want to prove your point one way or another, you better fucking have photographic evidence.

@ Moe: Ah, that's okay. I was more or less saying that to be a sarcastic bastard than actually wanting to see that happen. I could just as easily ignore the new comment thing on the tracking page if it was really that irritating.

@ Omega: I try to only comment when I have something vaguely nice to say. Although Thursday's BLOTD had it comin!

My god. Life IS truly unfair for the rest of us mere mortals.

Harmful Caitie the majority sees it like this:
Pepsi (taste)
Mary-Ann (HOT)
Beatles (always # 1)
Adriana (HOT)

There ya go.

Hey Scarlet

I made this small collage especially for you. Hopefully it should open your eyes to Adriana's versatile body of work (this is a small section). Clearly she has more than just "one look".

www.casperchristophersen.com/versa

i don't think adriana has only ONE look. adriana, childish? that's just a ridiculous thing to say. and slightly curvy... ok. all i want to do now is make a comparative analysis between adriana and any other random chick by measuring their curvatures... what exactly do you mean by slightly curvy. or are you making kim kardashian your basis?

my god she is stunning

you should never ever say something like "adriana has only one look" without photographic evidence. lol. and wow pstroyer, that was some variety.

Overrated. I bet she'd look like crap without makeup.

^there are many pictures of her without makeup. see for yourself.

Oh la la...

Oh my GOD!

wow pstroyer that is an amazing collection...WOW

Where's Alessandra?? I'm sick of this retarded chipmunk.

@137 JIU- Yes, Thursday did have it coming and that comment about laser was also ridiculous! I forgot to include that in my post. Maybe I will go back and do it now?

I meant because she has ugly feet, just like her face, both weird looking.

Don't bring fat, flabby, Kim K. into this because she is the bad kind of curvy.

Kate Beckinsale is the good kind of curvy, nice small ass, thin curvy body, you know.

@152,

chipmunks are CUTE--just like Adriana =D Don't be hating on the cuteness

Shall now proceed to overwhelm you with cute:
http://www.bobatkins.com/photography/Gallery/New_Jersey_Wildlife/slides/...

proceed @ own peril

Yeah, junglegirl, this retarded chipmonk should just retire all ready lol

#144 Scarlet,

lol, that picture has nothing on, say, this one:

www.casperchristophersen.com/versa/versa03.jpg

NOTHING. Alessandra looks like a porn star in that pic.

Chipmunks? Sugar gliders are cuter!

well I'm not a fan of hairy arms but honestly I don't care in this case, Adri's flawless!!!

pstroyer, YOU ARE MY GOD

Cleary, the hottest woman alive. And if you can't see this, you are stupid! !:)

DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

man, she really is one in a million look-wise, personality-wise, everything-wise.

She's fucking gorgeous. I have a feeling that she'll be like Sophia Loren as she ages and will still be stunning. Nothing, not hairy arms, slightly frizzy hair, or oily skin will mar her perfection.

SUPER HOT, GORGEOUS! LOL, I REMEMBER THAT MAGAZINE PHOTOSHOOT! DAMN YOU MARKO JARIC!

Natural beauty

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too cute,too sexy,too hot,too perfect,all in one word ADRIANA ,my goddess. in adriana we trust

"too damn sexy" lol, that's is just funny... super hot??? umm, that would overheat my motorsports weekend, which is exciting

pstroyer and omega you both are freaks