Ashley Tisdale Bikini Pics From Hawaii!

It’s a quiet day from a celebrity gossip standpoint, so you can’t really go wrong with Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. Excuse her douche bag boyfriend Jared Murillo in some of the pics. Let’s hope she kicks his ass to the curb in 2009.

Anyway, Happy Holidays to the entire Bastardly Community!

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51 comments
Sprmcandy
Sprmcandy

Please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel Cathy !!

Cynic

She has a pussy and a bank account. What more does a man need to be happy?

Sprmcandy
Sprmcandy

My god, Ashley has a killer fucking HOT body !!

jbv
jbv

She looks ten times better than jennifer aniston. And Ashley at least looks female. I guess people just dont feel sorry enough for her.

Jeffy
Jeffy

Great Pics! Ashley looks amazingly beautiful!

super sappy and...

lance bass and doogie howser butt fairy. LANCE BASS and DOOGIE HOWSER!

Not gay man
Not gay man

I meant to say, i dont know about the rest of YOU fellas. Btw, i am definately not gay! I bet Ashley is as moist as a fresh snack cake. Mmmm mmm! I sure would like to stick my fingers into her vagina and move them around in a circular motion, if you know what i mean...

Putaine

Not sexy yet pervy at the same time.

Not gay man
Not gay man

Well i dont know about the rest of fellas, but id sure like to insert my penis into her vagina if you catch my drift. Nudge nudge wink wink say no more!

Bitch
Bitch

And some people should try getting a new word.Troll is SO 2006!

Stone Cold
Stone Cold

Oh yeah. I could tap that. She's worthy. And thats all that really matters isn't it ?

And thats the bottom line......

draco malfoy
draco malfoy

the reason im such a prick to you is because i secretly love you.Yes, harry,you heard me right. You make my willy go hard.you should stop by sometime so we can play...quidditch;)Call me!

harry potter

the TROLL says ;aljka4089bn39qnmv[q2q}')3dfgg~90h5[h'ekro5ybmm/]f

TROLLS

i was gonna say over 30 comments for this shit, then i realised the post was littered with trolls. *rolls eyes* Some people really should try getting a life.

J.B.

Wont somebody please think of the children?!

Hey Rich your help is needed. I know you think of the children, all the time, don't ya?

Santa

fuck me? fuck me? FUCK YOU! i'm runs this now! i deliver the gifts! i spread the joy! heaven and hell, i've got the only list that matters, naughty and nice, bitch! naughty and nice. i've only a few more hours and lots of gift to deliver so i'm out this bithc. HOHOHO!

Angry Jew

GTFO and take your crazy drunken ideals with you, you fucking bum. Wont somebody please think of the children?!

Jesus

JESUS CHRIST! i mean, ME!!!

i meant tipsy *off wine.

Jesus

being that it is my birthday i've been letting loose, you know lots of water into wine so my speech is a little off. i meant *by my father. even the savior of man gets a little tipsy of wine.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

ASHLEY WHORE. ASHLEY SLUT. ASHLEY CUNT. ASHLEY BITCH. I HATE ASHLEY. HER BOYFRIEND SHOULD OF STRANGLED HER WITH HER BIKINI. MUHAHAHAHA

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus

my child, no one killed me. i was forsaken my father, your God. the jewish people's did not kill me. i chose my destiny in Gethsemane. peace be with you. celebrate my birthday!

ass
ass

didn't the jews kill you jesus?

Switch
Switch

i'm sure it does in the morning. then pooping kosher hotdogs for the family picnic in the afternoon

Moo

The cow says MOO!

Jesus

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! FUCK SANTA!

Jesus

ass, my child, why? on the eve of my birthday?

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

I BET HER ASSHOLE TASTE LIKE SWEET PANCACKE BATTER

Ugly Model1
Ugly Model1

Body looks nice and soft. If you can go past the face.

catholic priest

YES! little boys body! ashley will you be at midnight mass?

Ashley Tisdale

Well duh, thats what i meant! Dont be mad at me just because youre a 200lb slob whos unsucessful in every little thing you do in life. Loser!

lAKERS#1
lAKERS#1

Are u guys serious!!!! this girl has a little boys body.. no shape and where does ass start!!!

KimmyGee

Oh look, a psychopath TALKING to another psychopath! Btw, it's economical!

shandi
shandi

damn you're right...well if i was part of her skank brigade perhaps.

Ashley Tisdale

Ugh, no way you loser! Quit fantasizing about me and get a life, freak! And stop with the obsessive fanmail and stalking already. I know its you who broke into my mansion. I know who you are and the FBI are already trailing your ass. PS guys buy my amazing album Headstrong! It'd make the perfect Xmas gift for anyone. Its not too late to go to the store and get it for that special someone. Maybe a daughter, or niece, or gf, or wife. Maybe even yourself! Seriously, somebody please buy my album! Im begging you!!! No more HSM means i have to find some way to stay relevant. You guys wouldnt want your favourite jewish american princess to struggle in these hard econical times, right?

Some Guy
Some Guy

Her body isn't too bad -- though I've seen better on girls her age -- but the face ruins it.

ass
ass

Do you realize your a psychopath?

Moo

but would jodie marsh want to chill with YOU? Ponder that.

Ashley, marry me!

My obsession with this girl grows daily. I love her from her crooked nose to her shapeless legs. I saw her walking her dog with her hairy douche nozzle boyfriend a couple of weeks back. She was shouting at him. Apparently he leaves the toilet seat up. She was soooo pissed. I wanted to cross the street and beg her to let me suck her toes right there and then lol. She glanced at me and gave me a delightfully bitchy look that instantly made me hard.I cant explain why i love her. I think its because she looks like this total bitch who went to my highschool. Casey, the biggest slut in school. She fucked everyone from the class nerd to the janitor, yet she wouldnt even kiss me when we played truth or dare. What a bitch! I hear she got AIDs and died. Ashley reminds me of the school bitch i had a crush on, that is why i love her so much. Ashley, i ask this on bended knee in front of all these fine people, will you marry me!

shandi
shandi

so unbelievably average. FUGLY face, plain body with no curves, boobs or ass. nasty. i'd rather chill with jodie marsh.

ass
ass

that nose is the Jewish curse, but what a great ass

haha

She's flat from everywhere! She has the body of an 11 year old

What?!

This girl needs a brown bag over her face...

I'd rather see Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini.

Tko
Tko

fuck yeah bitches this girl is so hot too bad she's not wearing heels with that bikini she looks great when she dresses like a whore

Claude Balls
Claude Balls

Agreed.......rockin' body but that nose still is beat. She should've left it alone.

Mundo
Mundo

Body looks nice...face looks dorky...

Aisha P
Aisha P

So are these pics old or what?! Or is Ashley back to being blonde?