
It’s a quiet day from a celebrity gossip standpoint, so you can’t really go wrong with Ashley Tisdale in a bikini. Excuse her douche bag boyfriend Jared Murillo in some of the pics. Let’s hope she kicks his ass to the curb in 2009.
Anyway, Happy Holidays to the entire Bastardly Community!
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Please don't hold back, tell us how you really feel Cathy !!
She has a pussy and a bank account. What more does a man need to be happy?
My god, Ashley has a killer fucking HOT body !!
She looks ten times better than jennifer aniston. And Ashley at least looks female. I guess people just dont feel sorry enough for her.
Great Pics! Ashley looks amazingly beautiful!
She looks great in a bikini.
lance bass and doogie howser butt fairy. LANCE BASS and DOOGIE HOWSER!
I meant to say, i dont know about the rest of YOU fellas. Btw, i am definately not gay! I bet Ashley is as moist as a fresh snack cake. Mmmm mmm! I sure would like to stick my fingers into her vagina and move them around in a circular motion, if you know what i mean...
Not sexy yet pervy at the same time.
Well i dont know about the rest of fellas, but id sure like to insert my penis into her vagina if you catch my drift. Nudge nudge wink wink say no more!
And some people should try getting a new word.Troll is SO 2006!
Oh yeah. I could tap that. She's worthy. And thats all that really matters isn't it ?
And thats the bottom line......
the reason im such a prick to you is because i secretly love you.Yes, harry,you heard me right. You make my willy go hard.you should stop by sometime so we can play...quidditch;)Call me!
the TROLL says ;aljka4089bn39qnmv[q2q}')3dfgg~90h5[h'ekro5ybmm/]f
i was gonna say over 30 comments for this shit, then i realised the post was littered with trolls. *rolls eyes* Some people really should try getting a life.
i hope God fists you in the ass. WITH NO LUBE!!!
Wont somebody please think of the children?!
Hey Rich your help is needed. I know you think of the children, all the time, don't ya?
fuck me? fuck me? FUCK YOU! i'm runs this now! i deliver the gifts! i spread the joy! heaven and hell, i've got the only list that matters, naughty and nice, bitch! naughty and nice. i've only a few more hours and lots of gift to deliver so i'm out this bithc. HOHOHO!
GTFO and take your crazy drunken ideals with you, you fucking bum. Wont somebody please think of the children?!
JESUS CHRIST! i mean, ME!!!
i meant tipsy *off wine.
being that it is my birthday i've been letting loose, you know lots of water into wine so my speech is a little off. i meant *by my father. even the savior of man gets a little tipsy of wine.
ASHLEY WHORE. ASHLEY SLUT. ASHLEY CUNT. ASHLEY BITCH. I HATE ASHLEY. HER BOYFRIEND SHOULD OF STRANGLED HER WITH HER BIKINI. MUHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
my child, no one killed me. i was forsaken my father, your God. the jewish people's did not kill me. i chose my destiny in Gethsemane. peace be with you. celebrate my birthday!
didn't the jews kill you jesus?
i'm sure it does in the morning. then pooping kosher hotdogs for the family picnic in the afternoon
The cow says MOO!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! FUCK SANTA!
ass, my child, why? on the eve of my birthday?
I have Ranch dressing for her salad.
I BET HER ASSHOLE TASTE LIKE SWEET PANCACKE BATTER
Body looks nice and soft. If you can go past the face.
YES! little boys body! ashley will you be at midnight mass?
Well duh, thats what i meant! Dont be mad at me just because youre a 200lb slob whos unsucessful in every little thing you do in life. Loser!
Are u guys serious!!!! this girl has a little boys body.. no shape and where does ass start!!!
Oh look, a psychopath TALKING to another psychopath! Btw, it's economical!
damn you're right...well if i was part of her skank brigade perhaps.
Ugh, no way you loser! Quit fantasizing about me and get a life, freak! And stop with the obsessive fanmail and stalking already. I know its you who broke into my mansion. I know who you are and the FBI are already trailing your ass. PS guys buy my amazing album Headstrong! It'd make the perfect Xmas gift for anyone. Its not too late to go to the store and get it for that special someone. Maybe a daughter, or niece, or gf, or wife. Maybe even yourself! Seriously, somebody please buy my album! Im begging you!!! No more HSM means i have to find some way to stay relevant. You guys wouldnt want your favourite jewish american princess to struggle in these hard econical times, right?
Her body isn't too bad -- though I've seen better on girls her age -- but the face ruins it.
Do you realize your a psychopath?
but would jodie marsh want to chill with YOU? Ponder that.
My obsession with this girl grows daily. I love her from her crooked nose to her shapeless legs. I saw her walking her dog with her hairy douche nozzle boyfriend a couple of weeks back. She was shouting at him. Apparently he leaves the toilet seat up. She was soooo pissed. I wanted to cross the street and beg her to let me suck her toes right there and then lol. She glanced at me and gave me a delightfully bitchy look that instantly made me hard.I cant explain why i love her. I think its because she looks like this total bitch who went to my highschool. Casey, the biggest slut in school. She fucked everyone from the class nerd to the janitor, yet she wouldnt even kiss me when we played truth or dare. What a bitch! I hear she got AIDs and died. Ashley reminds me of the school bitch i had a crush on, that is why i love her so much. Ashley, i ask this on bended knee in front of all these fine people, will you marry me!
so unbelievably average. FUGLY face, plain body with no curves, boobs or ass. nasty. i'd rather chill with jodie marsh.
that nose is the Jewish curse, but what a great ass
She's flat from everywhere! She has the body of an 11 year old
This girl needs a brown bag over her face...
I'd rather see Vanessa Hudgens in a bikini.
fuck yeah bitches this girl is so hot too bad she's not wearing heels with that bikini she looks great when she dresses like a whore
Agreed.......rockin' body but that nose still is beat. She should've left it alone.
Happy Holidays indeed! Thanks Moe and Jackson!
Body looks nice...face looks dorky...
So are these pics old or what?! Or is Ashley back to being blonde?