Bastardly Birthday: The Beautiful Nicole “Coco” Austin is 29!


When you look at her, she still looks like an innocent 18 year old with slightly enlarged body parts that God gifted her, but believe it or not, our favorite Coco celebrated her 29th birthday with husband/sugar daddy/pimp at her side. The big bash was held @ the ultra exclusive and pimped out Plumm nightclub in NYC.

And, since we know you bastards love Nicole & her voluptuous ass, we’re going to link to one of our all-time favorite Coco posts: Coco vs Coralie Eichholtz/Robinson - Bastardly Ho Matchup! This was posted way back in March, 2006.

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Rap's #1 Groupie

i hav 2 give CoCo masive credit she puts up wit so much shit from her hubby ICE-T my god has anyone seen the pics of him trying to eat her tit in front oh a live audience My GOD i think she pretty look at her eyes

Rye.K

Every Girl Has A Camel Toe!!...She Just Promotes Hers Better, Thats All..I'D ride that Camel Till It Bucked Me Off...

king biscuit
king biscuit

Doesn't do anything for me. But then, she doesn't have to.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

Coco is wayyy to thick, IMO. Her legs are like sausages.

Now, that Emma B. is 100% better in all way.

concubine
concubine

What a natural and ravishing beauty. Holy shit. My god. I'm flabbergasted.

L0rd
L0rd

i'd hit it,das' some gangsta ass

ball of doom
ball of doom

obviously oblivious and ostentatious overexposed otter! outwardly okay, over all overly overplayed overkill

lol I don't even know if that makes any sense

chibchakan
chibchakan

How many times has she turned 29?

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

I WONDER WHERE HE PUTS HIS BALLS,WHEN ICE T HITS THE ASS

svetlana
svetlana

she would be pretty if she was less fake.

that being said, I could rock that dress so much better! I have the booty and boobs, and they're real..plus it'd be less trashy on a brunette. it would actually be hot, in a European-club-scene sort of way. which is perfect, considering that's exactly where I'd wear it.

Player
Player

Okay 29 going on 40. Yeah she has more miles than a third world country rent-a-car. I don't mind her curves but she dresses really bad - its one thing to promote her curves but she is more cheep and trashy. Also no offense to ICE T, but she is just using the brother for PR. Cmon ICE are you that whipped.

Goliano
Goliano

That ass is the business!!

rrrcraz
rrrcraz

i've seen worse.

i always thought she was somewhere in her late 30s though.

Mundo
Mundo

She does look extremely sexy ...but I think that trying to screw this chick....is like trying to screw the New York Subway...

Moelicious
Moelicious

ok, just like bangs are back, fishnets are back, as well!!

DON'T HATE, YOU BASTAAADS!!

Nocturna
Nocturna

she is a HOT woman,and i shall add her to my list

Sha
Sha

maybe she looks like something to fuck, but she is not that beauty....

Tina
Tina

weee easter ham!!!! =D yay

Tina
Tina

she loks like a ham

Tina
Tina

oh god...fishnets on those thighs...*puke*

Dink
Dink

dude....i thought she was in her 40's....i'm not joking!

ow.
ow.

eeew this chick is fucking nasty!

jamieson
jamieson

dayum this chick is fucking hot!!!

whoops wrong post > thought i was still on the Britney post

ninja...
ninja...

you just know there is a "beautiful" gaping cameltoe under that dress...

esmeralda
esmeralda

hahaha and she certainly still looks like an innocent 18 year old

johny rotten
johny rotten

d55

you got it

its sarcasm

anyways she makes my penis shrivel up and die

Mike Awkizbig

Fucking that chick would be like getting a license for a burnt cock.

d55
d55

well, maybe "the beautiful" title was some type of sarcasm...cuz the caption on the first page about her being 100% natural has got to be

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

maybe beautiful is some kind of euphemism. if thats the case maybe it really means the "whorish" nicole or the "tart"...

esmeralda
esmeralda

i really thought it said the " beautiful" Nicole... but i guess not

Douche Baggery
Douche Baggery

well d55, I'd hit it, I bet she's a tigresse in bed.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

#8.. you mean you would tape you and her having sex, or you would tape her down???

linc635
linc635

Yeah, she looks like she was the runner up in the World Fellatio Championships. I'd sex tape her though. Hot, but not beautiful. That's pushing it.

Leni
Leni

#5 agree, she's not beautiful, that fucking JAW!!!!

lab
lab

lmao, in the third picture that looks like "fail" printed on the ass of her dress. *geekgasms*

d55
d55

2,

let's say she is hot...but beautiful? the word beautiful and this thing dont belong in the same sentence EVER

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

She's really stubby & short, makes her thighs look like a cellulite fiest, she should starve herself, all though her nails would fall off, but, hey, that's why there are fake nails

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

why a man would put a wedding ring on that is beyond me. if her mouth was wide open, you'd be forgiven for slipping your cock in, for the fact that she resembles a blow up doll.

Leni
Leni

haha, I think she's hot in a cartoonish kind of way

d55
d55

"the beautiful nicole" man, u need to fucking get laid