Flashback 2003: Britney Spears Brings The Afternoon Links!


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- Kim Kardashian Loves The Tuna [HollywoodTuna]
- Is Lindsay Lohan’s Sex Tape “Pop Fiction?” [CO-ED Magazine]
- Tara Reid is a Spring Break Mess [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Evangeline Lilly To Endorse Coty Scent [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Paris Hilton’s schedule for the rest of the month [Celebslam]
- “I Wanna Bang…” Adriana Lima (OOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!) [The Bastardly Society]

- Blond Girls Rule [Complex]
- Dance Kid [Flabber]
- Kat Von D and Nikki Sixx [Dlisted]
- When adopting an African baby goes wrong, very wrong [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Britney Spears on “How I Met Your Mother” [Cele|bitchy]
- Paris Hilton infects Africa [The Blemish]

- ASHLEY DUPRE TOPLESS PHOTOS [Uber]
- Celebrity Boobs [CityRag]
- Tay Zonday Won [DerekHail]
- Rihanna wears black lipstick [Tasteful Celebs]
- Fergie Isn’t Knocked Up Yet [Celeb Warship]

- A Size 16 Miss England? [Fatback Media]
- Cheryl Cole’s Chocolate Covered T*ts [The Grumpiest]
- Charisma Carpenter’s Marvellous Cleavage [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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luis

i like this photoshop.

This whore is fucking UGLY. NOW AND BEFORE.

ACE
ACE

I go to therapy three times a week, because I still can't come to terms with the fact that Britney is no longer that hot. My therapest says I'm making good progress, but I have a long road to go.

Dina
Dina

Oh I just want to make clear that I don't have a problem with slender girls. Obviously, not if she's 5'5" and 80 lbs. or something. I was just saying that I like a body that is either curvy with lean legs, arms and waist, or slender all-over, with a little bit of tone. Like, the VS models and the SI models, I think almost every one of them has an amazing body and they're slim. Kate Beckinsale isn't one of my favorites, face or body-wise, though (except for when she was in Pearl Harbor, amazing hair and makeup.), but I didn't bring her up in the first place. I think Britney was a little stunted looking. Almost Hayden-esque, but not as bad. I think maybe taller girls can pull off that amount of muscle, maybe. I'm a short girl, so I'm not one to talk, but you can be short and have longer muscles and be lean, which creates a slightly longer line (although, granted, it can only do so much. No amount of yoga is going to give a 5'3" girl the body of a fashion model). But lots of stretching and laying off the free-weights a bit does help.

Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

^ I think Kate's gorgeous. She's on the cover of this month's Allure and I am reading it right now!

dims
dims

No.

She looks very thin to me, but she has an ass for such a thin girl.

Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

@ dims - I don't consider Kate to be too thin or manly looking at all. Did someone say she was?

dims
dims

Kate Beckinsale is very thin and she is not manly looking, so you ARE WRONG.

Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

Dina - You are right about Laetitia Casta and Monica Belluci. So much better than the slightly manly and/or overly thin body types.

By the way, Happy Easter, bastards!

Phrack
Phrack

Gimme gimme less.

Blickerfield93277
Blickerfield93277

i remember she was hot back in the day, but she such a sexist teaser... she isn't good role model :(

horny guy
horny guy

well k-fed got to fuck everybody's dream then fucked the sexiness right out of her

L0rd
L0rd

she looks weird in photo 3,and YES,I REMEMBER THAT *sniff*

Dina
Dina

I never used to think she was pretty and I thought there was something manly and overly athletic about her. I'm more into really feminine (not meaning fat, I'm talking lean and graceful with a little curve, or voluptuous in the way that Monica Bellucci and Laeticia Casta are) looks. But honestly, now that she's fat and ugly, her old pictures actually look good to me. THAT is sad.

gill

Of course,she looks good here it's photoshopped.She was cute but average and very OVERRATED.

dims
dims

even i use to think she was hot. My little brother would always say she was ugly and had droopy eyes.

Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

Those women who you think are hot don't feel that way themselves. If they did, they wouldn't be insecure. That's my point. If you know you are beautiful and you like the person you are, you don't get upset about other girls being beautiful too. How miserable that must be walking around every single day filled with hate for cute girls you encounter in your daily life. Pathetic.

Pamela Susan Courson
Pamela Susan Courson

You got that right, dims, I am overly jealous person. I have gotten mentally ill because of jealousy. Even when there was nothing to worry about

dims
dims

Even some hot and beautiful women are very insecure.

dims
dims

Well most women are insecure.

Jacqueline Rios Fuentes
Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

@ dims - I think that's really only true of insecure women. A woman who is happy with herself doesn't mind her man saying that another girl is pretty. I mean, there are billions of people on the planet, a certain percentage are going to be female and hot. Some girls just can't deal with that and we see it on here every day. cough cough nocturna cough.

pstroyer
pstroyer

The sad thing is that it happened so fast. One day she's the fantasy of every man, the next she's white trash.

twinkle
twinkle

i was jealous of her too. my boyfriend said he used to have fantasies of her. lol. but now i kind of feel really bad for her. k-fed should just die.

Nocturna
Nocturna

she never looked hot to me,her body is too chunky,heavy bones,hips etc

and i still believe Justin dumping her triggered the beginning of the end for her

Midas Mulligan
Midas Mulligan

She looks hot, except that it looks like she rubbed feces all over herself.

johny rotten
johny rotten

good point lokiman

and at drtentacle-hahhahah, genius

DrTentacle
DrTentacle

Ruined.

Ruined probably by the same powers that took the black out of Michael Jackson. Now they took the hot out of Britney Spears.

It was fun while it lasted.

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

she looked like something kept... thats the difference. now she looks like a disgarded turd (could possibly smell like one too).

johny rotten
johny rotten

whats the dif between these pics and present britney?

shes still dirty and wearing cutoff shorts...

wat

how can something so right, turn so wrong

dims
dims

haha johndoes,

it makes a woman feel ugly when you say another girl is pretty, it's like saying she is prettier or something.

dims
dims

she was thin before, had a nice body, now she has brook hogans body.

johndoes
johndoes

I am ashamed to admit first time I saw the "Baby One More Time" Album in 1999; my girlfriend [at the time] and I were at the mall and I made the comment that the girl on the cover looked cute.

this cover:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000G1IL.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

I didn't know who Britney was at the time and I didn't even know she was a jailbait then; needless to say, my comment pissed my girlfriend off and she didn't talk to me for days!!

Women! I'm 42 and I will never understand them!!

roe

she was never slim but she was fit...she kinda had a small version of brook hogans body

ninja...
ninja...

oh yeah, she was a grade A piece of meat back then...it's too bad she's a disgusting psycho slob now...

A Guy in Windsor
A Guy in Windsor

It's kind of depressing who hot she was compared to what she is today.

JumpingIsUseless
JumpingIsUseless

Man, this takes me back. Wasn't that long ago either. My high school/early adulthood dreams! Noooo!

Ali
Ali

I was always so jealous of her when I was younger...so now I somehow get pleasure in seeing her fatass

dims
dims

what a shame, now she has huge dinosaur legs.

Stone Cold
Stone Cold

Wow.... its been a long hard road for her the last few years, I do remember when she was that hot.... what a shame....

And thats the bottom line......

Tina
Tina

OMG this is unbeliveable how can a person transform like that...it's a shame she was really hot

blackbird

i`m a girl but I remember how these photos made me dream of having sex with brit

Sparks
Sparks

I don't like the dirt. Her face was always average but at least her body made up for it.