Caption This, Bitches!! (Adriana Lima Ass Smearer Edition)

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Major props to Pstroyer (again)! Here’s his note:

I found this picture in an old magazine. It just BEGS for a caption 😉

What I would give to be that guy for just a few minutes… [E-Mail]

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  • Bell Curve

    Best. Job. Ever.

  • Nocturna

    i can`t believe these bitches, can`t they rub cream on their own arse??

  • jack.sparrow

    Why should these bitches rub cream when guys can give them cream and they could make a cream pie?

  • omega

    Well, given its the fashion industry.
    He is gay.
    It has been said Gay men run the fashion industry, that’s why the models look like they do. {Gisele post}

  • ACE

    @13 - So you are saying this guy is taking no enjoyment out of rubbing cream on her butt?

  • king biscuit

    Dude:
    “So I lied and said my partner was called Roberto instead of Roberta - it was totally worth it. Owww!”

    Adriana:
    “Don’t you think 3 hours is a bit long to be working on one buttock?”

  • Richard-Schlichting

    “Is that watermelon on you bathing suit or are you just happy to see me?”

  • omega

    ACE
    chances are yes.
    Many bastards on here, like you, would take enjoyment in applying cream.
    but probably not him.

  • ACE

    Omega - I think when you are passionate about your work you tend to do a better job. I think I would do a better job than this guy here.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    I think he’d have to be gay. Otherwise she wouldn’t be in the bathing suit very long. Passionate yet controlled. If you are lusting you cannot be controlled and could not possibly apply make up to Adri without sweating buckets of man lust….Therefore……GAY *two snaps*

  • ACE

    ^ Great point, Richard.

  • chibchakan

    I want that job! Who do I have to kill for it?

  • Richard-Schlichting

    ^ Half a dozen security guards and one gay make-up artist.

  • Blah

    “No. seriously, Ms. Adri, my hand is stuck. I’m not kidding.”

  • Manolo

    I would accidentally use superglue instead of lotion

  • DonkeyCock

    Manolo - That’s a great idea!

  • Dope_Boy_Fresh

    “The job center weren’t lying when they said they had something ‘right up my alley’ in the career department”

  • Meazy

    *POOT*

  • Anonymoose

    “All those years of acting gay have finally paid off. Little does she know that I pulled the anti-wedgie cream out of my pants.”

  • concrete

    they are putting make-up on her butt cause she has heavy stretch lines on her behind up to her hips
    you should thank photoshop you dont have to see them all the time ;p

  • MelodicDeathMetal

    Her reflection in the mirror distorts her face so that it looks just a Bratz doll!

  • omega

    @18 ACE
    I agree with you 100%
    you should be working on you resume right now!!!!

  • Andre Stander

    I hate that fuckin’ tattoo on her ankle. And I wouldn’t use my hands applying cream to her ass cheeks. But you guys probably would have guessed that, wouldn’t you?

  • Earstorm

    Ooooohhhhhhhh GOOOOOOOD!!!I wanna get this job

  • earstorm

    # 31.What a hell are you doing here.You must be busy rubbing your MALE friends’ asses.