Heidi Montag: Honeymoon Bikini Pics From Mexico (w/ Spencer)

In more news about the wedding no one gave a shit about, Spencer now goes on record to defend the marriage. Remember Heidi’s mom said she gives it 6 months. Here’s what Spencer had to say:

“It was totally spur of the moment,” Pratt said Thursday on Ryan Seacrest’s KIIS-FM radio show of his Cabo nuptials. “If I had planned it, I think I would’ve stepped up my ring game a little bit,” he added referring to the $8 rings they picked up there for the ceremony.

“She’s just hurt and reacting crazy because she wasn’t there,” he said of Egelhoff, who has been quoted as saying that the marriage won’t last. “I can’t wait to prove her wrong and be married for the rest of our lives.” Source

For all the low fake photoshoots these two whorebags do, I will admit that I like when we get bikini pics of Heidi. We’re still Overdosin for Heidi!!! haha

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oink
oink

I really enjoy her showing her hot wet body...plus the very hot bikinis too...She has one sexy and cute body..please show me more of the pictures on her travels ....

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Lilo
Lilo

The epitome of twat, I'm surprised silicone doesn't shoot outta her butthole when she sits down.....and as for the creepy dude he reminds me of the douche-y version Chucky

fucker

im gonna find you and rape you and enter your lovely holes.

uh uh uh uhh(sex noise) im fucking u ryt now

ThatsJustWrong
ThatsJustWrong

Fake or not she looks good, could use a little more in the ass department but so can 90% of the females on this site.

david10006
david10006

my guess is he must be kinda confused not being on the receiving end as usual..

the kitten
the kitten

thanks Moelicious for your genius butt quote. i like that.

that being said, heidi HAS no butt, and they both still seriously suck and will always suck, and they better hope they stay married cause no one else will ever marry either of them. and people who think this chicks body is 'amazing' need to get out more

Barney

Kudos to the surgeons who have created this work of art.

juanjo
juanjo

i do her until next summer

miles

i just saved my first set of heidi, im appalled and hard. weird.

CATHY R.
CATHY R.

I FUCKING HATE HEIDI. SHE DESERVES TO GET GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,

LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES. FUCKING WHORE. FUCKING BITCH. FUCKING SLUT.

FUCKING CUNT.

Saddlebags

Bitch has some big fat saddlebags for such a thin chick. I'm not a fan of these thin chicks that clearly do drugs and starve instead of working out.

Jessica Alba had the perfect body -- god DAMN. Natural tits, slender, fit, good muscle tone.

This horse-faced whore with rock implants ain't got nothing on a girl who works out. I hope she fucking dies.

RockHard
RockHard

This annoying BITCH looks SMOKING HOT - When does she get NAKED?

ass
ass

I would fuck this bitch in all three holes. amazing body

smog
smog

haha mccain lost. eat it bitch

Mundo
Mundo

That's one fine looking bod..er ass I mean...well both.

Yeltsin
Yeltsin

There's a guy at a gas station near me who has one of them albino beards and is really overly friendly. He smiles really big when I come in but I get this feeling that he just wants to carve my flesh into little pieces. I've stopped going to that gas station.

50

ive never noticed her calves before i really dont like them espically by her ankels.

with out her boob job no one would even care about her

ORE-Ducks246427

don't know that guy, but yes, he sucks as the fucking detroit lions player

ASE312th_Guard1824

well suggestion, probably lens will crack... or mirror will shatter...

Ugly Model
Ugly Model

She doesn't look very virginal to me, but anyway the body looks sufficiently hot.

Frost
Frost

You know...if people stopped taking pictures of them...they'd fade away in to obscurity.

Rhonda
Rhonda

She's untalented, overprocessed, and totally fake. But, she's got a great figure. Her face almost reminds me of Rocky Dennis in Mask. Spencer looks like a creepy child molester. Can y'all imagine what their kids would look like if they spawned any offspring? Sheesh!

wut cracked me up. I got the visual. Thanks for the end of the work day giggle.

Rhonda
Rhonda

She's untalented, overprocessed, and totally fake. But, she's got a great figure. Her face almost reminds me of Rocky Dennis in Mask. Spencer looks like a creepy child molester. Can y'all imagine what their kids would look like if the spawned any offspring? Sheesh!

wut cracked me up. I got the visual. Thanks for the end of the work day giggle.

MadMax
MadMax

Staged and released photos my guess. Attention whore...

Bossy
Bossy

Jay Leno wants his chin back.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Ugh. My brain tells me to hate her, but the stirring down below says otherwise.

wut
wut

I'm not a fan of fake tits, but hers don't look that bad. That said, Heidi is so dumb that you could throw her a random math problem like "Hey Heidi, what's 1+2?" and it would probably have the same effect has slipping a roofie in her drink - her eyes would glaze over and she'd be comatose for a few hours while her brain tried to reboot.

Moelicious
Moelicious

butts can never get too big if the body's in decent shape...

it's just icing on the cake, baby1

Sir Percy of Scandia
Sir Percy of Scandia

man, the creepiness of spencer's flesh color beard never ceases to send eerie chills down my spine

Tapper
Tapper

I hate them both and Spencer is a douche of the highest order. That stated, I would TEAR THAT ASS UP!!

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

She look totally hot when she distracts your eyes with her body. I'm just waiting patiently for her 14th minute of fame. Yeah the one where she poses for Playboy. It inevitable...She'll break up with Spencer and have a naked, coming out of marriage moment. I'd guess in about 8 months.

jayd
jayd

FAKE FAKE FAKE!

JIMMYD
JIMMYD

WOW NEVER THOUGHT SHE HD A BODY LIKE , IM RUBBIN MY BEEFSTICK SO FAST SMOKE IS COMING OFF IT

skilligan
skilligan

she's getting hotter, he is douchier

McPerv
McPerv

Helluva body. Wow.