How Can I Become A Gisele Bundchen Ass Rubber?

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These were snapped yesterday during a photoshoot in Santa Monica, CA

And, while we’re on the topic of juicy jobs, I also want this job working on Alessandra Ambrosio’s body.

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  • RyaNAKED

    the body makes up for ANY short comings the face may have mr.d55

    in my humble opinion

  • francois-antoine

    giselles ass is not much, but i wouldn’t mind rubbing a fart out of it.

  • Diamond Joe

    Is she modeling a new post-apocalyptic fashion line?

  • shadedone

    Dude.. I hate this girl, she is so hideous, she barely would be a decent stripper in my book, let alone a super model.. I don’t know how she pulled the wool over everyone’s eyes, I mean look at her.. I’m not even certain she’s not a man..

  • VS Fan

    Great Supermodel
    Great Ass
    Gisele rocks

  • pstroyer

    #1

    She IS tall. Thing is, here she’s standing with her feet two miles apart and she’s not wearing shoes. The guys next to her are. Of course she’s going to seem taller when she’s wearing crazy ass heels on the runway. Gisele is not the tallest woman alive but she still dwarfs the likes of Eva Longoria, Shakira etc. I don’t see how these pictures prove that she’s “clearly not that tall” ??? She’s clearly above average height for women.

  • EvilSamurai

    She has a nose ring? Eww. Just went down a few notches in my book.

  • Tray-C

    I think the nose ring is for the shoot..

    The thing is you know that guy is gay and not really appreciating what he’s doing…

  • EiriniRKâ„¢

    I absolutely LOVEEEEEEE her AMAZING legs!!

  • Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

    #17, I was just thinking that a good caption for this picture would be:

    MUST…. KEEP…. ACTING…. GAY…!

  • d55

    15,
    whats up? u gonna start a fucking fight over this bitch now? she isnt that tall cuz on the runway, she looks like she is 6’4” or something…here, she looks her true height, which is about 5’9 - 5′
    9.5″, which is not that tall to me (probably to someone who is about 5’2”)…i see chicks who are her height wear heels in real life and they dont look as tall as she does…i think the cameras take pix in a way that makes the models look taller than they already are.

    10,
    it’s miss d55 😉 haha

  • d55

    kmmod3.home.att.net/gbundchen/runway/original/ru166.jpg

    vs

    laineygossip.com/pics/tom%20gisele%20nyc%20may07.jpg

  • Mike Litoris

    Not a fan of this girl. I see hotter chicks at the mall.

  • Jo

    Damn….those legas and that ass! She´s super hot!

  • omega

    She is 5’10, but sometimes depending on the pose she can look shorter.
    The woman has the best skills and one of the best bodies in the business.
    Not to mention, the business sense she has that has made her more than 150 million dollars.

  • d55

    ha…if she is 5’10”, how can she look this much shorter next to KK, who is 5’11”?

    mtv.com/photos/?fid=1529568&pid=1925054

  • Jax

    This woman is so fucking sexy and hot I just don’t get it. Her face is unique and out of the ordinary, that in fact makes her beautiful. And she has one of the best bodies ever.

  • RockHard

    IfI was rubbing her ass like that I’d be rubbing my cock with my other hand

  • omega

    d55
    bikini cut underwear or bottoms makes her legs look longer
    she is wearing heels on the runway but sneakers on the street

    does this pic ring a bell????

    http://www.moejackson.com/adriana-lima-biofit-bra-pics-from-the-vs-catalogue?page=0,3

  • omega

    here are some more TRL pics
    as far as height goes

    Adriana < Gisele < Karolina. Adriana is the shortest of the three, Karolina the tallest http://loannabeek.blogspot.com/2007/04/saddlelite-jeans-you-will-soon-be-mine.html

  • omega
  • Pamela Susan Courson

    So.. what are you tryin to say, omega?? That Adriana is short and stocky like you think Rihanna is??

  • twinkle

    you know the principle: the thinner the line, the longer it looks! i think if she were curvier, she’d definitely look shorter.

  • omega

    Pamela,
    you lack of a fraction of body fat has made you delusional and sick.

    All I am saying is
    Gisele is taller than Adriana and KK is taller than both of them.

    I didn’t call anyone “short and stocky”

    All I said was Rihanna LOOKS short and stocky to me.

    Like D55 said
    don’t bitch to me about my OPINION, everyone has one. I said mine.

  • omega

    twinkle

    I second EXACTLY what twinkle said

  • Ugly Model

    That body looks so smooth and perfect.