Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Arrive @LAX
Monday, December 1st, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Jackson

Our last couple of posts with Megan Fox has lucky bastard douchebag boyfriend BAG included. Much apologies for that. I noticed over the weekend in the Most Popular section that Megan's weak ass topless photos from Jennifer's Body has been getting some love but what we really want are some bikini photos like Danielle Lloyd gave us over the weekend. We all know that ass can really fill out when she wants to show it off.
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I would gladly eat a nugget of her poo and wash it down with a glassfull of her pee pee. Brian Austin Green must have a HUGE dick. But still, T-Minus 8 months on their relationship ending. There's just no way it will last. If I was him I would pound that peeper every day because soon it will belong to Criss Angel.
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Damn, even her feet look nice here. What's with the sunglasses? Meg needs to show off those beautiful eyes of hers.
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They are probly bloodshot from the 7 hour banging BAG's unleashed on her in the food pantry on the airplane.
......And frequent flyers wonder about that ranch dressing. LOL!
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BAG is the most successful dude in Hollywood, just look at what he has!
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that would explain the shit-eating grin on his face 99.9% or the time.
Megen he has, Talent? mmmmmm, no, not so much.
(Altho I did like seeing him get his ass kicked in DOMINO)
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Wildly overrated.
Hope she smacks into a pole
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Actually BobbyJ; The Pole is smacking into her..
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Looks good as always. Though if I had to say something bad, it would be that her skin looks a little greasy.
Otherwise: I would. HARD.
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99.9% perfect
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.1% she doesn't get all have to do with those 80's glasses.
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No, it's because you drew my attention to her deformed thumbs. It's only 0.1% because I really don't care that much about thumbs as compared to all her other body parts.
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That fat bitch never had so much attention paid to her.
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MEGAN FUCKING BITCH. MEGAN FUCKING WHORE. MEGAN FUCKING SLUT. MEGAN FUCKING CUNT. I FUCKING HATE HER. I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES.
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UGH Cathy Jealous much? LOL pathetic cow...
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WTF she had her teeth done too :(
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yep. she totally got her teeth shaved. If you look at older pics, back in 2007, her two front teeth are longer than the rest of her teeth. She had the cute bunny teeth goin on! Now she fucked her teeth up too. What's up with this chick? I think she's sort of messed up in the head, psychologically she has self-image issues. She used to be so exotic looking, but now she is so damn generic!
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She was supposed to be a pornstar.... But not to worry. Sasha grey is there. PLUS Grey will be acting in a mainstream movie soon. Then It'll be "Megan Fox who?".... because we've seen every inch of sasha grey's body nude, plus seen her pissing, plus seen her drinking her own caffeine loaded piss! Beat that megan fox.
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She was supposed to be a pornstar.... But not to worry. Sasha grey is there. PLUS Grey will be acting in a mainstream movie soon. Then It'll be "Megan Fox who?".... because we've seen every inch of sasha grey's body nude, plus seen her pissing, plus seen her drinking her own caffeine loaded piss! Beat that megan fox.
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Sasha Grey might be doing mainsteam movies but nobody will give a fuck about her unless she's getting fucked upside down while getting piss in her face.
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Why tease us with these pics where she is covered up behind those big glasses, long dress and huge bag? Grrr!
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NICE
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seh should show off her eyes
never realized what a weird ass shaped head bag has, also he's old and has nothing to show for himself but a wahsed up 90210 career, what a prize catch this 1 is.
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