Over the years we’ve voted on everything from the ugliest to the sexiest women Hollywood has to offer, so generating a list of the sexiest MILFs is only a natural next step in the process of wasting your precious time. Before we get our hands dirty with MILFy discussions, let’s define M.I.L.F. for the clueless few.
No worries, members of the Filipino Bastardly Community!! M.I.L.F., thankfully, doesn’t stand for the infamous Philippine terrorist group, Moro Islamic Liberation Front. Instead, our bastardly friends @ the Wiki have a much friendlier definition:
Mother I’d like to fuck (MILF), slang for a sexually attractive, older woman
Obviously, there are many Hollywood celebs who fall into this exclusively juicy category, so we’re gonna do the community a favor and throw a few names out there to help create your top 10…
We won’t wanna waste too much time, so let’s dive straight into my own top 10 list & review the Bastardly Rules & Regulations (see page 2)…
kim basinger. denise richards. cunts
Salma Hayak should be at 1
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1)Jennifer Connelly
2)Kate Beckinsale
3)Alessandra Ambrosio
4)Angelina Jolie
5)Milla Jovovich
6)Jennifer Garner
7)Isla Fisher
8)Gwen Stefani
9)Halle Berry
10)Kate Hudson
Not fair listing MILF's under 25 as they have an advantage due to youth. BTW, anyone listing Britney Spears should have their whole list thrown out.
1.Shauna Sand
2.Christina Aguilera
3.Isla Fisher
4.Heidi Klum
5.Jessica Alba
6.Nicole Richie
7.Kate Moss
8.Katie Holmes
9.Jennifer Garner
10.Halley Berry
1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Jessica Alba
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Angelina Jolie
5. Halle Berry
6. Heidi Klum
7. Isla Fisher
8. Christina Aguilera
9. Jennifer Lopez
10. Salma Hayek
1.Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Michelle Pfeiffer
3.Angelina Jolie
4.Ryoko Mitake
5. Monica Bellucci
6. Jessica Alba
7. Kate Hudson
8. Camilla Alves
9.Jesse Jane
10.Salma Hayek
1.Halle Berry
1.Monica Bellucci
2.Salma Hayek
2.Sofia Vergara
5.Brooke Burke
6.Liz Hurley
7.Kate Beckinsale
8.Christina Aguilera
9.Kate Hudson
10.Gwyneth Paltrow
Honorable Mention: Jennifer Lopez
So many hard choices.
1. Diane Lane
2. Michelle Pfeiffer
3. Cindy Crawford
4. Kate Beckinsale
5. Julianne Moore
6. Lori Loughlin
7. Kate Hudson
8. Liv Tyler
9. Sarah Palin
10. Heidi Klum
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Salam Hayek
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Halle Berry
5. Sophia Vergara
6. Jessica Alba
7. Heidi Klum
8. Kate Beckinsdale
9. Brooke Burke
10. Charisma Carpenter
1.Jessica Alba 2.Charisma Carpenter(so underrated, it's insane) 3.Halle Berry 4.Shania Twain 5.Tina Fey (NOT Sarah Palin damn it!) 6.Salma Hayek 7.Monica Bellucci 8.Jennifer Garner 9.Sophia Vergara 10. Christina Auguilera
1. Natalia Vodianova
2. Carla Bruni
3. Victoria Beckham
4. Kate Moss
5. Michelle Pfeiffer
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Jennifer Garner
8. Christy Turlington
9. Claudia Schiffer
10. Salma Hayek
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Chritina Aguilera
3. Kate Bekinsale
4. Jessica Alba
5. Halle Berry
6. Pamela Anderson
7. Terri Hatcher
8. J-Lo
9. Selma Hayek
10. Demi Moore
1.Alessandra
2.Liv Tyler
3.Alessanda
4.Alessanda
5.Heidi Klum
6.Alessandra
7.Alessandra
8.Alessandra
9.Alessandra
10.Alessandra
1. alessandra ambrosio
2. carla bruni
3. liv tyler
4. kate moss
5. heidi klum
6. isabeli fontana
7. elizabeth hurley
8. jessica alba
9. fernanda lima
10. cindy crawford
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Halle Berry
3. Isabeli Fontana
4. Heidi Klum
5. Monica Bellucci
6. Jessica Alba
7. Kate Hudson
8. Camilla Alves
9. Alessandra Ambrosio
10. Gwen Stefani
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Monica Bellucci
3. Salma Hayek
4. Jessica Alba
5. Alessandra Ambrosio
6. Heidi Klum
7. Halle Berry
8. Jennifer Lopez
9. Sofia Vergara
10. Paz Vega
I do not understand for the life of my why the hell Victoria Beckham is on any "hot" list. She's orange, looks like an alien in a sweet wrapper, has possibly one of the worst boob jobs ever, and a very plain face. Oh yeah, AND has no body whatsoever.
1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jesse Jane
4. Halle Berry
5. Angelina Jolie
6. Heidi Klum
7. Brooke Burke
8. Elizabeth Hurley
9. Kate Beckinsale
10. Michelle Pfeiffer
CORRECTION:
1. Cindy Crawford
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Monica Bellucci
4. Alessandria Ambrosio
5. Jessica Alba
6. Victoria Beckham
7. Isla Fisher
8. Halle Berry
9. Courtney Cox
10. Liz Hurley
1.SHAUNA SAND
(After her you can list them anyway you want)
2.Kate Beckinsale
3.Victoria Beckham
4.Brooke Burke
5.Kelly Preston
6.Cindy Crawford
7.Halle Berry
8.Lori Loughlin
9.Jessica Alba
10.Salma Hayek
Forget that Election, this is the most important vote you will do all year.
Kate Beckinsale, Isla Fisher, Pam Anderson, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Garner, Kate Hudson, Ale Ambrosio, Angelina Jolie, Monica Bellucci
1. Monica Bellucci
2. Laetitia Casta
3. Fernanda Tavares
4. Alessandra Ambrosio
5. Christy Turlington
6. Carolyn Murphy
7. Liya Kebede
8. Claudia Schiffer
9. Cindy Crawford
10. Paulina Porizkova
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Alessandra Ambrosio
3. Angelina Jolie
4. Jessica Alba
5. Halle Berry
6. Monica Bellucci
7. Gwen Stefani
8. Heidi Klum
9. Salma Hayek
10. Elizabeth Hurley
1. ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO
2. ISABELI FONTANA
3. KATE HUDSON
4. ELIZABETH HURLEY
5. CINDY CRAWFORD
6. LIV TYLER
7. VICTORIA BECKHAM
8. CLAUDIA SCHIFFER
9.Michelle Pfeiffer
10. ANGELINA JOLIE
Didn't even catch yours.
That's almost as bad as those religious emails that warn you'll go to hell if you don't send this to 15 people within 7 minutes.
Kelly Preston
Catherine Bell
Lori Loughlin
Halle Berry
Salma Hayek
Diane Lane
Cindy Margolis
Gail O'grady
Liz Hurley
Heather Locklear
i hate when people do that. just if you dont like the girl they do they say "your stupid your gay your on drugs your fucked up"
NO people just have diffrent tastes
and so did i lol
1.Alessandra Ambrosio..
2-10 who cares...
If you don't think she is #1 one then you are taking massive amounts of drugs..or steroids..or...or you're just a complete fool...
That is all.
1. Jessica Alba
2. Halle Berry
3. Kate Beckinsale
4. Brooke Burke
5. Kate Hudson
6. Teri Hatcher
7. Michelle Pfeiffer
8. Kimberly Williams-Paisley
9. Angie Harmon
10. Jennie Garth
1. Kate Beckinsale
2. Selma Hayek
3. Jenny McCarthy
4. Liz Hurley
5. Michelle Pfeiffer
MILF=over 30 or at least 2 kids
1.Ninel Conde-Google her-smoking
2.Barbara Mori
3.Kate Beckinsdale
4.Britney Spears
5.Jennifer Connolly
6.Heidi Klum
7.Denise Richards
8.Brooke Burke
9.Pam Anderson
10.Elle mcpherson
7.
1.Kate Beckinsale
2.Jennie Garth
3.Brooke Burke
4.Lori Loughlin
5. Jenny McCarthy
6.Jessica Alba
7.Rachel Hunter
8.Angie Harmon
9.Shania Twain
10.Jennifer Connelly
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Kate Beckinsale
3. Heidi Klum
4. Jessica Alba
5. Gwenyth Paltrow
6. Alessandra Ambrossio
7. Halle Berry
8. Salma Hayek
9. Catherine Zeta Jones
10. Jennifer Garner
And not every woman should. But, sorry, I can't get with that ironing board ass.
Jessica Alba
Sofia Vergara
Kate Hudson
Angelina Jolie
Vanessa Marcil
Salma Hayek
Laetitia Casta
Charisma Carpenter
Giada De Lauentiis
Ali Landry
Courtney Thorne-Smith
Kate Beckinale
Kimberly Williams-Paisley
Sandra Bullock
Kate Hudson
Shania Twain
Marisol Nichols
Holly Marie Combs
Isla Fischer
Rachel Weisz
Haha. I just had a really hard time looking through the list of MILFs because there are so many (obviously) that I can't stand.
High Maintenance girls annoy the hell outta me so maybe that's my real beef with her and I might think she was prettier if she didn't have such a sucky personality. I just think that she thinks she is sooo beautiful and I think she's just alright.
That's cool. I think it's more so the sum of all parts with Kate rather than one outstanding feature, but I think her best feature is her smile. I do think she is a high maintenance woman, though.
I like your MILFGA list.
That's cool. I think it's more so the sum of all parts with Kate rather than one outstanding feature, but I think her best feature is her smile. I do think she is a high maintenance woman, though.
I like your MILFGA list.
I'm not trying to put your girl down :) - I just don't understand the obsession that some people have with her. I think her face is really average. She doesn't really have any outstanding features and I feel like she's kinda horsey-faced (long face). She's not on the horsey level of SJP but I find her odd looking.
1. Salma Hayek
2. Monica Belluci
3. Sherilyn Fenn
4. Elizabeth Hurley
5. Jessica Alba
6. Josie Maran
7. Alesandra Ambrosio
8. Jennifer Connelly
9. Brooke Burke
10. Halle Berry
I understand people have different tastes, but I'm more interested in the fact the you don't think Kate Beckinsale is very pretty. I can see why you would say she is arrogant, but not very pretty? I think she is the perfect woman and I hope she never goes away. lol
1 Kate Bekinsale
Yes, she doesn't have much of an ass, but that's ok with me. Not every woman can have an ass like Kim K or J Lo.
1. Alessandra Ambrosio
2. Salma Hayek
3. Jesse Jane
4. Halle Berry
5. Gabrielle Reece
6. Heidi Klum
7. Brooke Burke
8. Elizabeth Hurley
9. Kate Beckinsale
10. Cindy Margolis
Especially since he misspelled the word competition...twice.