Topless Lily Allen Forgot To Bring Her Bikini Top To Jamaica!

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

As some of you might remember, the last time Lily Allen let her boob hang out freely was back in early August when she running around London with a really loose top. This time around, the 23-year old Brit musician & TV presenter was spotted sunbathing topless with her mom a few feet away from her in beautiful Jamaica. Thankfully, Lily’s mom, film producer Alison Owen, had her bikini top on, so it wasn’t all that bad.

Anyway, once you’ve finished slurping Lily’s boobies with your eyes, what the Bastardly Consensus? Does she need to upgrade her rack or what?

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  • Sweeny

    Looks like she belongs in the “itty-bitty-titty-committee”. Hehe….

  • Sierra

    Implants are so American. You guys are insane the way you have plastic surgery all the time (although that assumption is purely based on the media depiction of Americans. I’ve never been). But everytime I’m on here so many people are like, “she needs a boob job/nose job/lipo” etc etc. Ireland must be behind the times. You lot talk about surgery as though it’s the same as going out as getting a bloody haircut! Which seems kind of sad to be honest. I’m no fan of fat ugly slobs etc but why does everyone need to look the same?
    Anyway, in regards to Lily… These pictures were not as bad as I thought they’d be.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Yes, we should all be grateful she’s gone and hopefully never returns. The Christmas Spirits have done well this time 😉

  • NOT PUNNY

    “your dog said he likes the way you did it better.” wow you really just took this to the fucking 3rd grade…Stewie has cooties, Stewise has cooties.

  • McPerv

    Her bottom half is fat? Unless you live in Los Angeles, her bottom half is normal, with a slim upper half.

  • pedro sanchez

    uhhhh she looks bad, not bad in the good way bad in the terrible way

  • Sass

    Not bad… maybe she needs some exercise to tone, but overall she looks good, well at least is not Amy Winehouse again.

  • Herman Bumfudle

    uuumm lily. i could suck and nibble on them nipples, and finger your tiny twat until you pop. i’ll pop yours, if you pop mines. say ah.

  • trulyrough

    Lily who?

  • Anilicious

    Oh my god. You people are INSANE. Lily looks great. She’s slim, pretty, happy. Who the fuck are you people to sit here and critisize her body? FFS. Get off your fat arse and go to the gym yourself if you’re so concerned about body image.

  • Goliano

    “Did you bring in the new year with tissues and an OK magazine?”

    LMAO!

  • jennyla

    looks like a rugby player

  • ella

    she beats Keira Knightley in the pear-shaped catagory

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Someone say Lara Croft…Where? Is she hiding behind Lily’s tush?

  • Girlswannascrewme

    Lol you stupid inbreed. Defender of famous I love the people of bastardly but for my entertainment, its funny. they are entertainment and im talking about amy winehouse, naomi campbell, mariah, britney types.
    Did you bring in the new year with tissues and an OK magazine? I think you did.

  • Girlswannascrewme

    Lol you stupid inbreed. Defender of famous I love the people of bastardly but for my entertainment, its funny. they are entertainment and im talking about amy winehouse, naomi campbell, mariah, britney types.
    Did you bring in the new year with tissues, lube and an OK magazine? I think you did.
    So clever on the name by the way, I see what you did there.

  • PUBICMOUND

    Nobody does ugly better than your mom…Nah, i kid i kid. Send the old slut my way,with a brown bag of course.

  • Goliano

    “Gone wrong” would be


    Sophie Monk, and


    Kelly Osborne.

  • NOT PUNNY

    awww how cute, his mommy told him he was “gifted” aka RETARDED!

  • NOT PUNNY

    holy fucking shit! i’m gonna have a fucking heart attack by the shocker that stewie griffin is in that shitty ass show Family Guy. i’ve been with Bin Laden the whole fucking time and had no fucking clue. get the fuck outta here! genuine comedy??? my fucking diaherra is funnier than Family Guy, talk about shit! ummm stewie griffin is fake i can’t comment to a fake person. i’m not commenting to stewie, i’m commenting to the fuck face posting as stewie. FAMILY GUY licks my dead dog’s balls!

  • NOT PUNNY

    HAHA. i think my 7 yr old nephew just learned that comeback yesterday! good one guy! who the fuck is this guy?

  • Stewie Griffin

    Now if you could just find the caps lock on your keyboard you’d be able to join your nephew in 1st grade. For the 8th time.
    Hint: The alphabet starts with A

  • Stewie Griffin

    My comebacks are at least at a 4th grade level.
    I’m a friggin’ baby!
    Cooties is 1st grade. I’ll one up you.
    I’m rubber and you’re glue. What ever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.
    Glad you got a handle on using those quotation marks though…GOOD FOR YOU!

  • Guyswannascrewme

    ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?! WTF did you say?! funny thing is yes i did! you see i brought in the new year screwingyomomma. afterwards she wiped me down with tissue and then she read OK magazine while i watched tele.

  • NOT PUNNY

    sorry for not being up on stupid ass Family Guy. How fucking dumb of me for not wasting my life 30minutes at a time watching a played out stupid cartoon. When you’re old, fat, and bald, well sort of like Richturd, you’re going to wish you had live your life going out and meeting people not quoting Family Guy. Oh are you the pooh! You can quote Family Guy and attempt to belittle me. Being able to quote Family Guy is not an accomplishment, ITS PATHETIC! What were you saying DIPSHIT?

  • Stewie Griffin

    Actually. Brian just talked to your dog. Family Guy doesn’t lick your dogs balls, because we were turned away. Far be it from us to turn away a good dog ball licking, but your dog said he like the way you did it better.

  • NOT PUNNY

    WHAHHH WHAHHH WHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • The Munchkins

    Oh God don’t say that. We should all pray that d55 never returns. In the mean time, let’s celebrate!!!!!!!!!!

    Ding-dong the bitch is gone!
    Which ole bitch?
    the d55 bitch!
    Ding-dong the stupid bitch is gone!

  • Goliano

    ? So I’m a prom night dumpster baby ? ? Prom night dumpster baby ?

    ? Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-bum ?

    ? And I’m takin’ a stroll ?

    ? He’s takin’ a stroll ?

    ? I’m takin’ a stroll ?

    ? He’s takin’ a stroll ?

  • Austin Powers

    OH BEHAVE! Troll

  • Stewie Griffin

    I am in Family Guy teabag tits!
    No instead of waisting 30 minutes of your life on genuine comedy you instead are on here for hours thinking up over infuriated comebacks to cartoon charachter comments.
    As for Richturd I hope takes this under-lactating monstrousity out of my sight, because although I’d like to stay an chat, she’s a total bitch.

  • Switch

    i like them just the way they are. i do find it strange that her upper frame is smaller than her lower frame. usually the case she would be classified as the pear shape however she does not carry that much extra weight in the lower area..
    it would almost look as though someone cut her in half and put her upper body on a bigger lower body.

  • ???

    You always say the most random shit, dawg.

  • Stewie Griffin

    “thighs should be deem a public safety hazard”

    So should your mind.

  • Goliano

    It’s a gift, Chief.

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    also what is going on?! Lily Allen topless 78 comments?! Lily Allen?! i clicked a few and nothing that warrants 78 comments.

  • Shaun

    No one does ugly better than british women.

    Lily Allen looks like a crossbreeding attempt between human and pigs gone wrong.

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    LMAO!!! good one Goliano. esp Sophie Monk

  • Pamela Susan Courson is a stupid ass Cuntress

    All of a suddenly you came back, and now you’re attacking people! But if d55 came back you would be crying; you really hurt me, everyone is attacking me etc, guess you feel big and bad since d55 left!

  • Attention Whore

    Well, she looks better topless than Amy Winehouse. But theres nothing worse than a fat chick with small tits. The funny thing is if you just saw Lilys top half, she doesnt look so bad. She just looks like a normal slim girl with small perky boobs. But then scroll down and there are the huge chunky stumpy legs and large hips and thighs. She’s the epitome of a good old fashioned english pear.Horribly disproportionate. I quite like Lily though. She doesnt give a fuck and hasnt succumbed to the allure of silicone.

  • stephenm

    that body type with the little boobies and the flat wide ass is not good. It’s a curse.

  • Aisha P

    I actually think she has quite a cute little body. Im not keen on her legs, but she cant do anything about her bone stucture. And her boobs are just fine. She’s not a ‘glamour model’ who gets her boobs out for a living, so why does it matter how big they are?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    McPerv is a homo, his marriage is a cover up, he’s never seen tits in his entire life. Except when he sneaks to see the ladies in the shower at the local swimming pool.

  • sandra

    LOL thats awesome!!

  • Attention Whore

    Her bottom half is not fat to members of the Bastardly Fat Club, of which you are a card carrying member, pervert.

  • Attention Whore

    I agree.

  • 12-12 FL OZ

    McPedo, who are you kidding? us or yourself? first off, why even say real-life naked woman? haha. you saying that makes me think otherwise. like a racist saying, “i’m not racist but, (insert racist remark). okay, so you’ve seen lots of “real-life” naked woman, right? and lily allen’s tits are top tier? again making me think you have never seen tits at all, if so very rarely for you to think that those are nice tits. i’m gonna go watch a movie now. i thin i’m in the mood for some “40 Year Old Virin.”

  • Goliano

    That’s all ya got??

  • JonYo

    Honestly, she’s not much to look at.

  • NOT PUNNY

    yeah if you have a death wish. those thighs should be deem a public safety hazard. ewww they are so digusting!

  • Goliano

    Yeah, they’re great, huh!?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    L O L ! ! !

  • Manny Tranny

    I was referring to that idiot CathyR

  • Racer X

    Not bad.

    /kinda small though

  • McPerv

    I’ve seen a lot of real-life naked women, most of you can put it together pretty well with flattering clothes, but naked, Lily Allen is better than average. And her tits are top tier. Few women have a true hourglass figure, her body shape is the next best thing.

  • Stewie Griffin

    horse vagina…mustache??
    It’s called a Family Guy quote you dipshit. Your come backs are lamer than the troll shit you usually push out.

  • Peter

    Stop it and let’s be HONEST here. There’s nothing sexy about Lily Allen. The only reason people are leaving nice comments is because she’s not a sexsymbol. She’s not in the public eye because of her looks. She’s below average looking and that is definitely not a sexy body.

    But people will pick gorgeous women supermodels..etc apart on this site. If you’re considered a sexsymbol and you’re in the public eye because of your good looks then people do their best to find flaws and talk about how ugly that person is lol.

  • Doug

    Her rack does not need an upgrade, I hate implants.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Unless you live in NY or LA the need for plastic surgery in unnoticable….Even in NY it isn’t a prevelant as you would think.
    I think it is a matter that when looking at celebrities people are looking
    for perfection. If you notice when celebrities actually get the work done
    they are attacked just as badly…..People just like to nit pick….And if
    you aren’t saying, “I’d do her” you are saying, “get a boob job.”
    It’s a cookie cutter comment.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Go get a certified name you horse vagina! Yeah, that’s right. I called you a mustache.

    PS…Lily Allen is perfect. Look at those fucking hips! Pun intended.

  • St. Patrick

    “AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES”

    have you stupid whore ever saw how people look like in the endstadium of aids??cancer is like a bad joke gainst aids…i rathe rsee you raped and hanging from a tree and getting hit with baseball bats…

    well lily looks better than she did a year ago…she looks liek her waist gets all the material instead of the boobs lol

  • Ugly Model1

    Fat legs and thighs, it might be ok in the dark but not nice to look at. I would prefer Maniston.

  • horny guy

    she is not fat but has a very wide waist with a narrow chest(not talking boobs here)makes her look odd. measurements must be 32-24-44

  • NOT PUNNY

    if the shit king gets any lamer i’m gonna strangle myself with my mouse cord. horse vagina…mustache???? maybe i’m too young, i don’t get it.

    ps…Lily Allen is a stumpy fat bitch. yes look at those wide-load fucking hip!

  • McPerv

    Real life as in, not in a magazine or on the Internet, with plastic surgery, photoshopping, etc.

    The way some people comment I think the only bodies they see are Laura Croft and body-obsessed celebrities (many of whom are thin but not sexy).

    Lily’s breasts are shapely and not the least bit saggy, so yeah, top tier.

    And Pamela, wow, are you stalking me, because you are eerily correct in every smear you make.

  • Mike Litoris

    Look at her, being all ladylike and demure, on pic 3. She’s making a brother work for a peek at her ladybits.

  • Guyswannascrewme

    wut? huh? english motherfucker do you speak it? if you don’t like the people of the bastardly might i suggest you go get your ass on a plane and hop back to Jamaica and then you won’t be here with the whack jobs. hey, who knows maybe Lilywannascrewyou too.

  • Some Guy

    Thunder thighs.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Hey Pamela. How about not getting personal. Especially when you’re backing up the word of a nameless troll and know nothing….At all…About the person.
    You don’t like it when people do it to you…Do you?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    again.. L O L ! ! !

  • Girlswannascrewme

    I like her. I think she is attractive. I like her music. I like her body… she is what I would have as a girlfriend. She is not a wack job like everyone else on bastardly,unless working with them I would find it hard to treat the rest of the bastardly pariade as human beings lol.

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    *I’m referring to McPerv of course*

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    You want more? Check your guest book, it’s clear you like this sort of attention.

  • RockHard

    Know what I like about Lily ……… Her TITTIES

  • Girlswannascrewme

    Inbreed you wrote back! You make no sense, Im not actally saying anything to, you im writing. That was poor lol you had to talk about my ‘momma’ which in ‘ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER’ is mother. I really touched a nerve on the OK magazine didn’t I. I think its true. Your such a loser, so pathetic, I pity you.
    Your just have to keep living out those fantasies with your daddy and sister.

  • JonYo

    PS - I visited Ireland a few years back, and even though there’s only a limited amount of a country’s true character one can really get to know via the “tourist exerience”, I loved everything about the place.

  • JonYo

    I live in California, hundreds of miles away from LA and Hollywood thank god, and I don’t personally know a single person who has had breast implants or any facial plastic surgery of any kind (ie - nose jobs, etc). It really is a bummer how the world’s view of the average US citizen is constantly skewed by the weird extremes in appearances and behavior that are seen every day via American TV nonsense.

  • emma black

    LILY ALLEN IS (BIG) BEAUTIFUL INTELLIGENT GIRL, KATIE HOPKINS IS (BIG) BACKWARD IGNORAMUS GEEK, WHO HAS NO BRAINS BUT IS HAPPY WITHOUT THEM,