Victoria’s Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!

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These were snapped yesterday in Miami Beach.

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It appears as if all the VS models are finally in Miami Beach—yes, including Bastardly favorites Izabel Goulart & Candice Swanepoel! Have a taste of Izabel & Candice directly below & don’t forget to sample the rest of the women in the subsequent pages.

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If this doesn’t spice up your weekend, then you need to fly your ass down to Miami & try to sex up one of these women. And, if you do manage to get one of these women tipsy & in the sack, please remember to leak the sex tape!!

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  • Scandalous Rambler

    Holy cow! Those are pictures! Those women have vaginas! I’m gonna blow jizz all over everything!

  • ninja…

    captions:

    “All of our periods are instantly synced…”

    Black Angel: “Why do I have to kneel in the sand? All these fucking barbies are just axing to get their legs pulled off.”

    Latino Angel: “I’ll work hard and maybe next year I’ll take the black angel’s position after she moves up.”

  • sandman

    talk about a wet wet wet dream omg omg omg

  • Ben

    My criticisms made nothing to do with her curves, it has to do with her being untones, doey and flabby. In the past I thought she had a ridiculously good body, and she still had curves, she was just not out of shape, she wasn’t pudgy and a fit fat, like she is now.

    And let’s not forget this isn’t you normal woman who can get a bit out of shape and it’s still fine, beucase she looks good in clothes still and doesn’t have to be up to perfect standards. This is one of the highest paid models and few weeks before a lingerie show.

    There’s a big difference. You can have curves, infact a woman should have curves, but still have a tight body.
    There’s plently of examples of this. Bar Refaeli. The pics of Candice Swanepoel in this post. Marissa Miller. Jessica Biel. That Francis wanna-be bitch a few posts down. Adriana Lima.

    I don’t know why people always confuse an attack on someone being flabby and out of shape, as an attack on a woman having curves. They are DIFFERENT things.

    All I can attribute Karolina Kurkova’s current body too is laziness, not enough exercise and not a good enough diet, because she’s young, and her body has been good in the past.

  • major

    i bet miami bumped away from the continent that night…

  • pstroyer

    Isabeli Fontana will. Check your PM. Don’t know about Andi…

  • pstroyer

    I’ve praised Karolina’s body in the past but she’s looking sloppy this year and has been looking sloppy for a while. I agree about Doutzen’s six pack though. It’s a little overkill.

  • brucewayneofthegame

    Sweet baby Jesus.

  • pstroyer

    Actually I’m not really concerned at all. I haven’t seen Adriana in this good shape for years. Unless she overdoes her antics or falls flat on her face, she’ll steal the show, guaranteed.

  • Ben

    What the fuck is up with Karolina Kurkova?
    One she’s pudgy as hell for a model about to do a lingerie show. She doesn’t even have a good amount of meat on her that she can be sexy, and feminine. It’s just pudge.

    and more in importantly where her belly button?

    I want more Adriana Lima from these photos.

  • Ben

    Also, I think Bar Refaeli should be a Victoria’s Secret Angel, she can replace Karolina Kurkova. And Replace Heidi Klum and promote Candice Swanepoel.

  • Dieter

    I wanna thank the gentleman of your´s for the beautiful words !!!! I never saw Adriana that hot !!!! And she is very smart as well !!!!

  • Ben

    I’m going to have to respectfully disagree, and point your attention to the one who’s really the hottest. That would be Ms. Adriana Lima.
    Although Candice is probably second.

  • L.e.t.í.c.i.a

    Andi Muse and Isabeli Fontana will not be in the show! 🙁

  • Dieter

    Ale and Adriana are the hottest !!!!!!!!!!!

  • V

    who is the first girl from the left in the 2nd pic?

  • damn

    doutzen rocks

  • Ugly Model

    Just imagine all those smooth lean bodies!

    KK looks the fattest and also the sexiest and most feminine though.

  • d55

    pstroyer, you’re crazy if you think Candice might steal Adriana’s thunder…she has a huge head and no neck…most people don’t even know who candice is…and if they thought she was as hot as Adriana, they would have known who she was because that’s how i found out about who Adriana Lima was. I saw her in a VS catalog, said, “oh my god” and got online to find her name.

  • pstroyer

    That’s Rosie

  • Gingerbread

    Candice and Miranda are the hottest ones.

  • rare

    where`s Selita ??, even with the short torso and hair shes still in my top 3!!

  • mr_hankey

    Holy shit.

    PS. Anyone who thinks Karolina is fat is a total moron.

  • Uncertified Bastard

    Check Please!

  • kenny

    there IS a god…..

  • Person

    It’s got nothing to do with having curves, it’s got to do with she looks sloppy.
    THERE’S A FUCKING DIFFERENCE PEOPLE.
    She’s the only one with a woman’s body, a woman who hasn’t exercised and gone to the gym or eaten healthy to tighten that shit up.

  • vanos28

    totaly agry, she is the only one that really has a woman’s body

  • vanos28

    *agree*

  • d55

    I agree. Her body looks perfect and sculpted here:

    Look how defined the back of her legs are. She has a bubble butt that is toned and is very proportionate. Her long legs are so obvious in the picture. That pic of hers makes me wanna exercise even though I don’t think i will be able to improve anything but seeing her old and new body, I can’t help but think exercise does make a difference even though you don’t think you need it.

  • ACE

    IDK….maybe I just like fat chicks. lol

  • ACE

    I agree with you, vanos28, but it looks like we are in the minority. Like you said, it’s a matter of tastes.

  • CARCAR

    candice swanopel is AMAZING holy god she looks better than all the rest… she even looks as good as adriana

  • chuchutrainbitch

    Adri is the hottest! but i barely saw her..

  • pstroyer

    yea, she looks great. But let’s wait comparing them till Adriana gets her hair down, big and wavy. The final showdown will be on the runway. Candice versus Adriana. FIGHT!

  • ACE

    As far as model standards go, I can see why you would say she’s looking a little sloppy this year, but I like her body. I would also think VS is ok with it, since she has looked that like for some time now. How tall is she?

  • Person

    Well your opinion is the wrong opinion.

  • ACE

    Karolina has the hottest body of the VS models, because she has curves and has a feminine body. I’d rather see a woman with a softer belly like Karolina’s than one with six pack abs like Doutzen. It just comes down to personal preference. I do agree that Bar Refaeli should be a VS model, since she has the hottest body of them all.

  • JTchicago

    I done fell outta my chair!

  • pstroyer

    I’m just referring to the flabby stomach. I didn’t think she looked like that at last year’s show. And since that show she’s been struggling a bit with the shape…

    http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/karolina-bikini.jpg

    See what I mean? It’s a problem because her body was always her asset. If she starts to lose that, I’m not sure I want to see VS keep her as an angel.

    She’s 5’11” as far as I know.

  • Anon1

    I see it a little bit different, she gets paid millions to look her best, the least she can do is have a toned midsection for the show. Laziness is a big minus in my book, especially since she can have such a killer body if she just had a little discipline.

  • Anon1

    Agree about Doutzen, too much tone=not feminine.
    Karolina 5’11″1/4

  • ACE

    Karolina would be upset with you for posting those terrible pics of her.

    I think her body looks really hot in the pics from Miami Beach.

    VS must be keeping her for a reason….maybe must women can relate to her body more so than the other VS models. Also, there are men like myself that prefer her body type over must of the other VS models.

  • ACE

    Karolian’s body looks incredible in these pics from Miami Beach. I guess I just like women with some extra body fat and she must have an appeal to people who have the same tastes as I do. Adriana is still my overall favorite, though.

  • vanos28

    it’s a matter of taste - get over it

  • vanos28

    i didnt say opinion i said taste and there is no wrong in tastes, if you like something you just like it. but i guess you are looking for attention and you say this otherwise i cant believe that you are so stupid to believe that there is just one right thing in tastes and the rest are wrong.

  • Person

    Well let’s see you say anyone who think Karolina Kurkova is fat is a total moron and then you say there are no wrong in tastes. Well my taste in woman would classify and Karolina Kurkova as being too pudgy, maybe not for a normal girl but for a model, most definitely.

    I never would have been rude to you if you didn’t say anyone who thinks Karolina Kurkova is fat is a total moron. That pissed me off, so I said what I said to you. I think she’s fat for a lingerie model, so by extension you’re calling me a moron.
    Models aren’t supposed to look like normal people, the prerequisite for the job is they are good looking (especially lingerie and shit, I know high fashion is a bit different).

  • RedHot

    1-You need to get a life.
    2-I’ve fucked better looking women than Lima. Yeah. I know all of you jealous niggers and haters will start the usual shit. Go ahead then. Amuse me.
    3-You need to get a life. And suck some cock too. Also try taking it up the ass every now and then. Just some friendly advice.

    I hope I have made myself clear enough. There will be no back talk here.