Hayden Panettiere Owns A NIKON Digital Camera!

#8 - YOUR DEAD DISGUSTING DUDE!

Their is a book out there called He's not that into you. And the twisted part about licking butt. Is this book mentions if a guy is a freak in bed he actually doesn't like the woman that much. Sorry but if some guy licks your ass the first time he sleeps with you he's sending the message he doesn't like you.

Yes Edward Yang, I would really enjoy watching her swallow every drop of cum I'd shoot in her lovely mouth (again, if I were a guy). Being a trophy girlfriend and being incredibly beautiful myself (not the "I think I'm hot when I'm really not" BLOT type, I'm really a classic beauty), I know what it feels like to get violently fucked by a man who considers my young pussy to be heaven on earth. The look in his eyes when he cums inside me is priceless, I get off on it and I know Hayden would too. If I were you, I'd add the following in the marriage contract:

1) She would have to blow you once a day and swallow every drop

2) She would have to let you film her while you fuck her slowly and gently for over an hour

3) She would have to be naked at all times inside your house

Guess who is a midget? Hayden Panettiere.

"awwwwwwwwwwwwww" how cute! stumpy is trying to learn how to read!! she really is growing so fast (figuratively speaking!)

are edward yang and i the only ones who love hayden?

spoiled brat,blah her shit must be stinking like roasted beans

save the whales but fuck the sheeps! (boots)

my boyfriend is jewish too, and he does have a thick cock.

no im not a liar because i said i will never lick a guys asshole, i didnt say anything about girls asshole.

and i know many people guys and girl who havent and would never lick a guys asshole.

i havent licked a guys asshole and i would never do it, not even for my boyfriend( its not like he even asks, he just wants to lick mine, i dont like it). i dont know who you hang out with pam, only gay guys i guess and crazy people. stop using pams name.

That's quite a thick book for suck a little girl.

No, Lokiman, that wasn't too much. As a matter of fact, I could've read more. I feel the same way you do, except I do not have a long cock. I am Jewish.

i'd seriously show hayden what long cock is all about.

was that too much...?

I have uggs that are allmost like her's..only mine are with glitter stones on them..

when my wife was MAD at me, not MADE at me. I am the world's shittiest proofreader.

Weird People, the only time a girl has ever farted in my face was the time my wife was made at me because she found me smoking dope and jerking off to pictures of Pornstar Gauge in the bathroom. It was during the middle of the night and I thought the door was locked. She opened the door, said Great, and then shut it. I finished what I was doing (this was back in 2000 and Gauge was, to me, at least, the hottest porn star I had ever seen), and crawled into bed. The alarm went off at seven a.m., my wife got up, pulled down her pajama bottoms, squatted over my snoozing schnozz, bringing her exahust pipe to within an inch of my nostrils, and let loose with a trembling wet fart that woke me out of my deep pot sleep. It smelled like a rubber factory on fire. I will never forget the time my wife ripped a poot in my face, but that doesn't stop me from tickling her hole every once in a while, especially when she's a good wife and gives me a handjob while talking dirty.

Amen, Vesper.

Weird people,the very fact that you say that licking assholes are gross,makes you a liar.

You're just afraid to say what you really feel.Who hasn't licked a guy's asshole?! It's ok, they have hairy butts and assholes,so the asshole is covered with hair,so basically,you're just licking hair!!

I agree with Edward Yang, and I find the marriage proposal hilarious, but I like Big Papi's usual "I want to have gentle, loving, unprotected sex with her" comments better. If I were a guy, I'd fuck her all night and cum in her every orifice. She's that hot.

the trick with the asshole thing, do it in or right out of the shower....

"you know what girls like phill angry guys, tough, confident, funny guys, bad guys,killer guys, successful guys, nasty guys. just saying.

are you any of those phill?"

Angry (obviously LOL), Tough, not so much confident, but, indifferent?, funny, nasty (when it comes to pushing my face down below for hours)....

those yes.

the others....bad, killer, successful (well, successful for what a women would want, but i think i am, id rather be making what im making NOW making a difference in the world like i do, than make twice what i am to sit behind a desk all day, so, succsessful is subjective, but success to a women means more things a dude can buy her, even if he has a boring job that doesnt mean anything)

those no.

#29

we have things in common, i do love the female form, its way more beautiful than the male.

i cant even think how can anyone be disgusted with the female form, its just too beautiful, like a painting. i would most likely lick a girls ass, but a girl wouldnbel hurt if that was the only part not being licked or play with because poop and farts are there. be careful when you are near.

Jesus Christ, the whole ass-licking thing wasn't my idea, it was E. Normous Johnson's idea. In my original proposal I didn't even ask for ass-licking. I would never want a girl to lick my asshole. I would feel sorry for her if she did. I, on the other hand, would love to lick Hayden's asshole. I love the female body, every single goddamn inch of it. There isn't a part on a woman's body that I wouldn't lick, suck or kiss. Not one. As long as a girl is clean, what's the harm. You're licking and sucking and eating a woman's pussy and every now and then you visit the asshole and give it some love, just to let it know that you care, to let the woman know that everything on her is edible. Is that gross to you? Do you have such disgust for the female form that you would deny a good bung/tongue job every now and then?

i dont know because that is a weird thing to ask for and why would he like that? i sure dont, so maybe the producer is not into that either. do you like that? maybe he has a foot fetish or something else, it doesnt have to be exactly that, it can be something else he would ask for, we dont know.

you know what girls like phill angry guys, tough, confident, funny guys, bad guys,killer guys, successful guys, nasty guys. just saying.

are you any of those phill?

well, im envious of you then, cause sadly i HAVE seen her acting.... :(

and LOL how can you say that a producer wouldnt ask that of her? how do we know that Ed isnt a producer of low budget movies? and he obviously would ask her LMAO....

i didnt mean only you, i meant anyone who found that sexy or hot.

i dont like her or hate her, she is whatever to me.

well sexy, i dont think the producers or anyone will ask that nasty thing of her, but i do think theyll ask to lick her pussy and ask to fuck her, which of course shell do, ive never seen her acting, and i dont want to, she looks annoying and immature.

uh, i never said it was sexy or hot. i just said that she is so talentless, and when her jailbait appeal, which, is honestly the only reason anyone cares about her, wears off, that dont be surprised if shes doing that to get parts in movies if thats what the producers of said movie want her to do.

we all know the less talent the actress has, the nastier, and dirtier she is....IE Jessica Alba? Eva Longoria?

Stumpy is next in this line, since she so fucking talentless beyond playing a cheerleader, and she doesnt even do THAt convicningly and she prolly WAS one, and the only way you will see her after heroes ends or they kill her off is her fucking like a dirty whore to get parts since, well we all know thats what talentless actresses have to do to get A-List parts....and as tiem goes on, B-list, c list, d list.....etc

sorry phill but that is the truth. if you think that is sexy or hot there is something wrong with you, its just pure nasty and sick.

she wouldnt lower herself to licking guys assholes, im sure, and i cant think of anything worse than that, maybe in the same level as licking guys assholes, but worse no. i even rather be stabbed(which i have with a little blade) than ever lick a guys ass or eat a cockroaches.

#21....when heroes ends, shell be doing worse than eating dudes assholes for parts....cause shell be past her jailbait appeal, and teh fact that u know, she cant actually act.....shell be doing ALOT worse....

comment 8 is disgusting.

i would never lick a guys asshole wax or whatever, i hate guys ass, they are ugly, they make me sick, even if i was paid. im sure hayden wouldnt do it either so she gets points for that.

Shit Dan-O/Ed, with foreplay/pre-nup like that, I almost wanna marry you myself.

She'd be a one-hit wonder, just to say that you did.

I'd eat her out.

It's not hard to identify somebody when their legs are a foot and a half long.

i wish shed trip face first into the chainsaw ill be using at work tomorrow...and then into a pool of lemon juice, and, then, well, into a vat of acid, but, diluted so it would burn her smug smile away REAL slowly and REAL painfully.....

god i hope she contracts some nasty dieses very soon and dies...

and im gonna keep saying this, she looks like fucking Stacy Peralta when he was 12 skating with the Z-boys.

it doesnt get any more 12 year old boysih than this Stumpy.

Neither, it was the eyebrows that gave it away.

That 2nd pic makes her look only 15 or 16. It's kinda weird that she still looks younger than she actually is when she is over 18. Its a bit creepy, and I am from the UK so fucking a 16 year old is legal and everything, but most chicks looks more grown up than Hayden when they are only 16...

And I would fuck her in a heartbeat anyway btw; I will fuck anything that moves.

:)

I wish she'd trip face first into a running lawnmower.

Dan-O/aka Edward Yang/aka Richard Chance

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i want picks of her dumper in those jeans.

That book is actually a pocket novel.

Haha. Actually, it was a combination of coffee and short legs that gave you away Stumpy.

what an idiot ^^^^^ but I know somebody will find this sick shit funny.

Dear Hayden:

Upon conferring with my counsel, Mr. E. Normous Johnson, Esquire, I would like to add some stipulations to our proposed marriage contract. Heretofore are the additions to which I will need your consent:

1) You let me lick your asshole at least three times a day, for a duration of ten minutes per session.

2) You lick my ass at least once during the tenure of our marriage. Per this agreement I will wax my asshole, removing all the hair around my balls, taint, and asshole. I will also perform a thorough enema on myself, making sure to eradicate all remnants of fecal matter.

If these changes are suitable, please feel free to sign our marriage contract, at which time I will begin the above grooming regimen.

Love,

Richard Chance

Awww, she looks cute reading Harry Potter.

Hey Edward, make sure you throw "Salad Tossing" in with this contract. I would want to atleast get that out of the deal you sicko.

Dear Hayden:

Please accept this marriage proposal. I promise to love and cherish you and protect you from all the creeps who would do you harm. I promise to kill myself the moment you figure out that I am gross and disgusting, which means we will only have a few weeks together. I promise to only make you wear heels while we're fucking once or twice a week and not every single day. I promise to make you breakfast lunch dinner and paint your toes for you and wash your hair and wipe your puss after you take a whizz. Please tell me that you'll marry me, Hayden.

Love,

Edward Yang

Does she really need to be on bastardly every day? It's not like she's whoring herself or doing drugs.

Stumpy McUgly?

Shorty the Overrated One?

Save the Whale? (notice the leather boots)

I figured it out when she didn't make it over the top of the chair! The Starbucks was the clincher!

"Hayden, let daddy read you Harry Potter, just rest your head in my lap"!