Sheena writes:

Hey Jackson and Moe,

I’m a frequent reader of the BLOTD and would love to be one of your random bitches.

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Natalie Portman because she’s the whole package: smart and beautiful. I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

Do you like your boobs?
They’re a bit small. I’m more of an ass girl.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
I’m a student nurse and have seen grandpa aged knobs up close. Gross, and no thanks.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Never a celebrity, but just “familiar”.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
No most or least favourites. It’s always a fun time with the Lady of the Day because they’re either good looking, or entertain the mind as I try and imagine them with a brown bag over their head.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m girly in the right ways but still like dirty jokes and drinking beer. I’m also trying to get some Canadian BLOTD’s out on those internets.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you too would like to be considered to be a Bastardly Lady of the Day feel free to send hot pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we won’t be so nice as to actually “take down” pictures. However, if we think you’re hot then you might just be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!