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Van

Lovely piss yellow hair. And her legs look like old womans tights.

tool

Danni Ashe was a cow. I could believe more downloads from her site, but downloads of Danni? Nuh-uh.

Big Papi
Big Papi

SLUT. Used her body to make a fortune.....now that's a productive woman. Too bad she's washed up now. But yeah, I'd still throw a hump into that.

Dr. Victor von Doom
Dr. Victor von Doom

Hey Richard:

Zingerman's in Ann Arbor has a better pastrami than Katz...... these are the two best delis on the planet, so it's basically like separating the top two and then there is a gaping chasm in between these two and the rest.

DOOM HAS SPOKEN

babygirl

I love her nose.did she go to the same surgeon as ashly tisdale. and she was the most downloaded chick on the internet in 1992,right?

Richard Chance

I'm always wound up, Love-Em. I am a fucking human coil.

Tess
Tess

Wow, she really needs to lay off the self-tanner.

Anonymoose
Anonymoose

Her career peaked when she allowed her T-shirt to get wet on Howard Stern's show several years back.

Richard Chance

Old crazy whore. This one will be a recluse within two years, or, she'll just start showing up at everything and she'll have her rich husband buy her billboard space on Sunset Blvd. She is the new Angelyne. I hate her. Never thought she was hot. There's not one thing about her that's natural. Not her skin, her hair, her nose, her boobs. I would bet dollars to donuts that she even had that vaginal reconstruction surgery, but that's like trying to duct tape the Hoover Dam back to its original state. Fuck you, Cindy Margolis. And fuck you Guy Starkman. The food at Jerry's Deli tastes like shit. How does a Jew not know the difference between good and bad pastrami. Hey, Douchebag, why don't you spend some of that hard earned cash of yours, I mean your dad's, and take a trip to NYC and go to Katz's Delicatessen and eat a real pastrami sandwich you arrogant fistfucker.

Sharkman

I'll bang her right on her ass...

Speaker of truth
Speaker of truth

How is this plastic hag any different than a garden variety surgically enhanced too much makeup suburban Texas helmet head?

One comment to end them all
One comment to end them all

The whole “The most downloaded woman on the Internet” must have been the biggest lie of the last century.

I mean just look at that average, homely, not-special-in-any-way and never-did-any-porn, pointless, bland, annoying, did I mention pointless, pointless bitch.

SuperNova

Dear God, did she use Mac'n'cheese power as self tanner? Her legs look like Cheetos :(

Andrea

She has old lady knees in pic #2

bad_derf

i hope not...i think that honor goes to some chick named Danni Ashe...billion downloads

ACE

Does she still consider herself "The most downloaded woman on the internet"?

bad_derf

looks like she can take a big one in the mouth...