From The Bastardly Archives… Last Year!
On this day in Bastardly History…Megan Fox with lucky bastard Brian Austin Green @ 90210 DVD Release
On this day in Bastardly History…Megan Fox with lucky bastard Brian Austin Green @ 90210 DVD Release
Just another couple of retards in a peapod. He can have the tattooed skank. Meh to me yo. I like my girlz unspoiled and unstained.
I think her ass looks really hot here. She looks great without all that crap and bright pink, nasty shoes, and pitch pitch pitch black in her hair. Also, Brian Austin Green is fucking sexy... I wish they would make a sex tape.
He's a little faggy punk who hasn't done shit since 90210....could pass as a body double for K Fag. She is a nasty surgically mutated skank with cheap nasty tattoos. Fuck 'em both.
ever see the video "My New Haircut"?
Megan Fox is who hes talking about when he says...
"Fucking Skank"
They/re always hotter on the way up then they are when they finally arrive. She was a supremo piece of eye candy during Transformers, and the only reason I was able to get through even a half hour of that incredibly expensive turd. But she won/t make it. She/s too stupid and tacky to have a career with legs. Bye bye Megan, it was nice while it lasted. I/d keep sucking off Mr. 90210; those residual checks will keep you in pleather for the rest of your life, or at least until Vanilla Nice dumps your ass for the next quasi-pornstar that rubs up against him.