Bastardly Breaking News!! Gabrielle Union Nearly Mauled By Gulls During Bikini Photoshoot!


These were snapped in Miami. And yes, she survived.

Daddy’s Little Girl!

Gabrielle Union’s trademark smile and irresistible dimples make her a household favorite. She has shown great range in her acting abilities through numerous roles in movies. From just looking on the surface, one could not imagine the personal tragedies that this beautiful actress has suffered through in her youth.
Her life appears to be pristine. She fell into the movie business and has displayed a staying power that is unusual for most actresses. One of her most recent roles was in the Tyler Perry “Daddy’s Little Girls.” [The Statesman]

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ObeyYourGod
ObeyYourGod

Hard to blame the birds for wanting to get closer to a Goddess.

Nicki
Nicki

Lol, she looks so terrified! :p

Goliano
Goliano

Gulls know what's good.

Big Papi
Big Papi

She's always been a fave of mine. Her and Christina Milian....I'll be the white filling

RyaNAKED
RyaNAKED

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!! how i loves me some choclate puddin

Big Papi
Big Papi

#19 what does that have to do with this post? Fuck off, you spammer! pinche puta atascada ve levate la chocha! la chocha renosa!

Gabrielle's hot. I'd jam it balls deep in that fat black ass.

pola

i thought her skin was flawless

d55
d55

she has a flat ass like a white girl - page 2, 2nd pic

Mundo

Nice bod...but no chi chi's well that would make the bod look much better, Man I feel the need for some chocolate at the moment.

Mundo

Did the bird really shit on her face?

ShareDaddy
ShareDaddy

She is totally beautiful, always.

ACE

Luv her sexy smile.

Phillip McCracken
Phillip McCracken

as someone who works in Environmental Conservation...Seagulls ONLY get that close to things when there is clams or fish near by...

that being said, if they were swarming around her...id HATE to be the dude that has to smell her pussy, cause it must be the nastiest smelling thing around

Fashionbitch
Fashionbitch

she's gorgeous, but the proportion of her thick thighs, ass, and stomach with her small boobs is just weird.

i am an A cup but at least the rest of my body matches

BBC

I GOTTA BBC

she looks nice here

Shika

What's funny is I'm from Miami and I knew it was taken here because those seagulls are VIOLENT! They scare the shit out of me sometimes! They fly around in gangs harassing joggers. BEWARE! ;)

Ugly Bear

I wouldn't mind some chocolate.

antman
antman

Typical chocolate girl. Fattie with no hips. But still nice.

king biscuit
king biscuit

The genius of that first picture is its simplicity. Comedic gold I tell you!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

TheBobLoblawLawBlog

Why do so many black chicks have outies?

And no, that is not trying to set up any joke, but seriously, I'd violate the shit out of her.

Lauren
Lauren

her face in that first pic is hilarious