Posts from July 2014

Bastardly Fashion Rating: Jade Parfitt @ Dom Perignon OEnotheque 1995 Launch

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 13


These were snapped @ The Landau in London

If you’re looking for more info on this English supermodel, check here.

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Sophie Monk Buys Drink From The Coffee Bean!

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Monk dumped, Paris has the last laugh

Is it love or revenge? Just weeks after splitting from Aussie fiancé Sophie Monk, Good Charlotte Rocker Benji Madden has switched blondes and reportedly started dating Paris Hilton.

It has been reported the couple first caught eyes when partying at LA hotspot Villa nightclub, and recently Madden accompanied Hilton on a work trip, while she was promoting her new fragrance.

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Summer Glau Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!

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Teen Terminator will be back

Sarah Connor Chronicles ends its strike-shortened first season Monday, March 3 with back-to-back episodes, but it will be back in the fall. In a season with more misses (Bionic Woman, Big Shots, Cane, etc.) than hits, the show is a bona fide contender. It has pulled down 24-size numbers in 24′s original time period, and like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s titular character in the original Terminator film, it will be back.

“I love the fact that I get to be very physical, and that they chose a girl to play this part,” Glau said. “I think that’s really exciting for girls, and a great role for an actress. As far as her personality goes — if you can call it personality — I love how open and how curious she is. That gives me a lot of opportunity, as an actress, to try different things and let her grow and change.”

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Camilla Belle @ 10,000 B.C. Premiere in Madrid

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Trailer trash: Rating the latest movie trailers

I’ve watched the “10,000 B.C.” trailer four times now and each time the damn thing has not managed to keep my attention.

I’m serious - every time those ginormous woolly mammoths (or whatever those building-sized beasts are supposed to be) start lumbering across the plain, threatening to crush Steven Strait, my eyes totally glaze over and the next thing I know, I’m thinking about grocery lists, tax write-offs and who to pick in that “American Idol” pool.

Yes, it would probably help if I liked such over-the-top spectacles … but, well - no.

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Eva Longoria Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Tila Tequila’s Stripper Friends Video [HollywoodTuna]
- Erica Chevillar is a sexy former teacher [CO-ED Magazine]
- Juliette Lewis Has a Nipple Slip [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Nicole Richie To Hit Broadway? [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hulk was getting a little on the side [Celebslam]
- ‘In praise of…’Ana De La Reguera, Gary Dourdan, Hugh Jackman and Tanja Reichert. [The Bastardly Society]

- True Bible Stories [Flabber]
- The Wino is back on drugs [Dlisted]
- Hayden as a whore on Law & Order [Tasteful Celebs]
- Hayden and Miley do tonight’s America’s Best Dance Crew! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Project Runway castoff Sweet P. disses Heidi Klum’s Oscar dress [Cele|bitchy]

- Lindsay Lohan in Daisy Dukes [CityRag]
- Rihanna+Chris Brown=Cutest Couple Ever! [Fatback Media]
- Anne Hathaway in Get Smart [DerekHail]
- Random Mary-Kate Olsen Appearance [Celeb Warship]

- Loni Anderson is a Hot Sexagenarian [The Grumpiest]
- Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson are totally doing it [The Blemish]
- Step Brothers Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

…and Miley Cyrus drinking ketchup

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Bastardly Breaking News!! Kim Kardashian NOT A Cheap Bastard! Gives Homeless Man $20!

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And while we’re on the topic of celebrities giving homeless people money, let’s not forget that back in February, 2005, Kristen Dunst gave some poor black man in a wheelchair (not an electric powered one, mind you) ONLY ONE FUCKING DOLLAR! Cheap bitch!

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Bastardly Breaking News!! Lindsay Lohan Steps Up Curb Using Her Right Foot!!!

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In Lohan Family news…Ali Lohan wants to be a star … now

While some teens might look at Lindsay Lohan’s life and take away a lesson about the dangers and excesses that can come with fast fame, her kid sister Ali sees it as a roadmap to her future.
“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does,” the 14-year-old said in the April issue of Teen Vogue. “Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.” [MSNBC]

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