2008’s Hottest Bikini Pics: Emma B & Lucky Bastard @ The Beach


These were snapped @ the beach in Adelaide, Australia

From one class act (Ice-T’s Coco), we move our Bastardly Attention to yet another beautiful bombshell with enlarged body parts, Ms. Emma B. She’s what appears to be every sugar daddy’s dirty fantasy come to true—she has an obscenely huge rack, she loves to be motorboated in public, as well as do really kinky things on the beach. What more could you possibly ask for?

Oh wait…maybe this (comes courtesy of Victoria Silvstedt).

Here’s a little more info on Emma B (who freakishly looks like Jenna Jameson in some of the pics)…

Emma Blocksage, also known as Emma B or Emma Balfour, is an English celebrity model and TV presenter.

Emma began her media career when she won the prestigious “Elite Look of the Year” Model Competition in 1995. This garnered her a lucrative modelling contract with Elite—one of the world’s best known agencies. She subsequently embarked on a very high profile path in the industry, becoming one of Elite’s top supermodel names, in the category of Naomi Campbell, Claudia Schiffer, Stephanie Seymour, Elle Macpherson, Linda Evangelista and Kate Moss.

Emma has presented for ITV2 (The Mix, Flying Start), Sky One (Babes Behaving Badly), the Disney Channel and MTV. She made her acting debut in Channel 4’s It’s a Girl Thing, and her own fly-on-the-wall reality TV show Young, Hot and Talented. [Wiki]

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  • She has a great MySpace page. Great job, Emma!!
  • This place says Emma’s only 26.
    • Mike Litoris

      Taco cam! Hee-larry-ous!

    • Mundo

      Man!!! You guys are terrible…that close-up ass shot, is so close I can even smell it….but keep up the good job..no complain from me.

    • aja

      POST-MENOPAUSAL SCARECROW. NOT REMOTELY HOT.

    • JonYo

      Sooo ragged and worn out. Plus, what she’s TRYING to pull off looks-wise is really generic anyway.

    • d55

      is moe scared of getting his ass kicked? whats up with these false captions about being natural? first that nicole skank and now this?

    • dims

      yeah Pam, she does have a great body.

    • Dina

      Gross.

    • horny guy

      Looks like the trailer to a great sex tape to me…bring her on!!

    • The Devil

      She’s a generic blonde, but still, I’d beat.

    • Dope_Boy_Fresh

      They should stick her on a warning for wannabe WAG’s against the dangers of too much fake tan. She looks proper busted up.

    • dims

      The close up of her dumper was stinky.

    • BigBong

      Ugly Slut.

    • Jacqueline Rios Fuentes

      Awwww, look at how he’s holding her bikini bottoms up for her on page 15. So, do you guys think that motorboating goes way back, (e.g. like to Neanderthal times), or is it a more recent phenomenon?

    • Tulips

      Slut!Fake!Slut!Fake!Slut!

    • chibchakan

      Everything about this slunt is fake. Fuck her and her faggy boyfriend.

    • Ugly Model

      Somebody pumped too much silicone in the tatas, but the rest is very good for her age. Nice legs and taco.

    • Ugly Model

      By the way, is she starring in any movie?

    • heff

      wow, what a specimen..

    • Salma

      Dirty Dancing moment freaks me out

    • Player

      She looks hot unlike Coco that looks like a $10 hooker.

    • Atomic-Mullet

      he’s a champion motorboater

    • Rhonda

      Matching tats and swimsuits. How cheesy.

      Her taco looks like a taco grande. Very nasty! But, the dude is kind of hot in a skanky sort of way.

    • Ugly Model

      Looks so smooth by the way. I keep coming back to those pics to admire the smoothness.

    • Pamela Susan Courson

      How old is she? Well, she has a great body for her age.

    • ninja…

      this is what results when you mix pda and necrophilia…

      i see a hazmat suit and an incinerator in that bikini bottom’s future…*blech*

    • jeff

      SARCASM!!