Bastardly Lady of the Day - Sabrina

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Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Zascha Moktan, shes perfect, and HOT.

Do you like your boobs?
Sometimes… I wish they were a lil bigger, like a C.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
For $3,000,000? Bring them on!

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
Once, some guy said that I looked like Lindsay Lohan but that one didn’t work.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
Shanon from like 3/21/08 was weird. But Kimia was hot!

What makes you Bastardly?
Well because technically I am a Bastard.

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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  • Yspa!!!

    Molly Maid is here:):):)

  • Honey

    To me u look different on almost all the pics. On page 5 u look the prettiest. You’re cute but not hot 3 stars.

  • Avenging Fist of Mediocrity

    My favorite picture is 4 because it looks like someone just punched the redhead in the neck.

    I give you this, Sabrina: you are a master of the less attractive friend principle!

  • Tina

    blah. nothing special

  • Danny

    Not feeling this one…. She is kinda cute, but way too conservative.

  • B.

    I just cant get over how bad page 2 looks!!!seriously, i dont know exactly what it is,but i really didnt like page 2….anyway your answers were pretty dull,and there is nothing that stands out about you….

  • RyaNAKED

    3.5

  • Missy

    I think you’re cute and you don’t seem stuck up.

  • DrTentacle

    You are indeed better looking your than your friends. Hopefully they encouraged your cute ass to send in pics. They should have encouraged you to send in some much needed bikini and lingerie pics if you really wanted to win. Your answers seemed half-hearted but honest enough got me not to despise them. Actually they are more like 2%-hearted. If you think you can get by on your looks alone, sorry.. you are nowhere near that hot or attractive.

    On the plus, your skin is amazing. I want to lick it.

    Your body is a 3 definitely better than avg. but your boring pics and lame answers knock you down to a 2. Have some personality for christ’s sake. You can phone it in AFTER your slut your way to fame like paris hilton. Try resubmitting. And leave out your sour friends… and most of your clothes. (And if you have nudes, send them to me privately)

    Body 2.5
    Face 2.5
    Pics 1.5
    Answers 2.0
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    final: 2.0 (not an avg)

  • me

    Not bad. Not bad at all…

  • Glimmer

    Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?

    Once, some guy said that I looked like Lindsay Lohan but that one didn’t work

    could someone tell me which celeb i should tell sabrina she looks like/that will work !!!!

    thanks in advance. 🙂

  • Ana

    You’re not bad but your choice of pictures is bad.

    Take better quality pictures where you’re not making funny faces and get back to us…

  • Mike Litoris

    Uhh, not so much.

  • Tori

    love the bushman eyebrows, tho theyre too far apart…

    and for some reason, you remind me of a brunette Brooke Hogan…

  • Ana

    Ahh! I knew you reminded me of someone and I finally know who.

    You look like this Israeli girl I know named Deborah.

  • Some Guy

    I could go either way.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Glimmer….Lindsay Lohan is about as far as your can get from this girl so anyone your can think of would be in range. I’d suggest a Natalie Portman sans “I know everything attitude.”
    If that doesn’t work just tell her she looks like some girl you knocked up once and could she help jog your memory with a good humping. Just tell her your hooked on phonics and can she help a fellow out and she’s all yours.
    :O)

  • Glimmer

    some guy, you may regret saying that on this forum…. 😉

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Oh yeah Deborah!
    Thanks Ana for bring it around so we call relate…Not.
    Just messing with ya.

  • Glimmer

    Richard-Schlichting…i got it…i just copied/paste that stuff. you’re a genius. *thank you* 🙂

  • Richard-Schlichting

    LMAO Glimmer…Instant Classic!

  • Ana

    haha Richard ;D

    I was just thinking out loud

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Your comment to some guy I mean….

  • Glimmer

    deborah is too well known in the south. we’re sort of behind culturally ‘down here’. 😉

  • Ana

    Heyyyy Let’s not take the attention away from Sabrina!

  • ACE

    @ Glimmer As far as who does she look like….

    Page 1 - Natalie Portman (agree with Richard)

    Page 5 - Jamie Lynn Spears (the eyes)

    Page 6 - Michelle Branch

    Please let me know which one helps you get into her pants.