Posts from July 2014

Audrina Patridge + Pussycat Dolls + PURE Nightclub in Vegas = Ow!

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Aaaw, how cute. Guess who’s wringing every ounce of fame from a recent leakage of her nude pics?

Audrina was recently in Vegas dancing around on the stage (not completely nude) with the Pussycat Dolls like many other celebrities have done in the past. The timing of all this is very suspect, but all credit on that end can go to Audrina’s amazing agent!

As with most leaks in Hollywood, Audrina’s pics were leaked @ pretty much the perfect time—just one week before the new season of The Hills premieres on MTV. Many people are beginning to think that MTV played a role in the leak just like Disney played a role in leaking Vanessa Hudgen’s pics.

With all this scandalous leaking business, it’s hard to not to believe that the studios will pass up a chance to capitalize on their hired guns’ misfortunes.

Seeing as to how The Hills is a horrible excuse for a really crappy reality show (some people believe it might be scripted), will Audrina’s pics be the focus of attention among all the dudes on the show? Will Audrina talk about the pics on the show? The suspense is great and is setting up the show to win multiple Emmy Awards—ok-ok, maybe that’s going a little too far.

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Kim Kardashian Talked Playboy & Sex Tape on Larry King

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The Kardashian family reflected on a the difficult period all families face when their slutty daughter decides to pose for Playboy & release a homemade sex tape with her bastard boyfriend. I don’t know about you guys, but it made me a little teary eyed.

Flashback 2002: Christina Aguilera Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Cheryl Tweedy’s Cleavage Is Super [HollywoodTuna]
- Top Five Signs You Brought Home the Wrong Girl [CO-ED Magazine]
- Sophie Monk is Banging Paris’ Hilton’s Boyfriend [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- JC Chasez Is Sick Of The Rumors [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Hulk Hogan and his new girlfriend Jennifer McDaniel [Celebslam]
- So we call sleep a little sounder at night…… [The Bastardly Society]

- Hoofdloos grap [Flabber]
- Tough Times For Big Bird [Dlisted]
- Adam Sandler and his adorable mini-me! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Paris Hilton calls herself an inspiration to girls [Cele|bitchy]
- Sarah Larson, used to be a go-go dancer in Vegas [The Blemish]

- Scarlett Johansson Nipple Slip [CityRag]
- Ashley Tisdale has a Suprise [DerekHail]
- Case of the Fergie-face [Tasteful Celebs]
- Madonna is Expensive [Celeb Warship]

- Topless Wet T-Shirt Contest Videos [Uber]
- Jodie Marsh is NSFW [Fatback Media]
- Pamela Anderson Mom Upskirt Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Kate Beckinsale Says No More Sexy Roles [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

And of course…

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Gisele Bundchen Pimps The Vogue Eyewear Play Everyday Campaign in Ibiza

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Rack up another couple mil for Gisele in 2008! I swear, this woman is absolutely unstoppable!

And in other Gisele Bundchen news…Let’s talk about her Vogue cover w/ LeBron James. For those of you who haven’t seen it, here it is:

Racist whorebags with nothing better to do are claiming that LeBron James looks like a monstrous black man (a la King Kong) who is about to eat Gisele. What’s the Bastardly take?

Here’s a filler YouTube video that helps to fan the flames of this non-issue cover…

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Bastardly Lady of the Day Revisited - Jaclyn

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Hi Jackson, Moelicious, and the rest of the Bastardly community! This is Jaclyn, I was a BLOTD on January 25th 2008. I would like to resubmit some better pictures and get some more opinions. I just completed an interview with our very own Phillip McCracken (will post soon!!), and he suggested some pictures for me to resubmit. We both think I could get a better rating/comments this time around. I originally did not even think of doing this, but Phillip McCracken really wants me to and he knows what he’s talking about! I definitely consider him a bastardly expert. :]

Anyways, on to the interview and pictures! Be honest, it doesn’t hurt. Thank you!!!! And thanks Jackson and Moelicious for featuring me on your site again (hopefully!!!!)…

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
I still stand by my original decision. Gillian Anderson (Scully from The X-files). New X-files movie coming out July 25th, by the way! CAN’T WAIT!!!

Do you like your boobs?
Changing my answer. Yes, I do like them. They’re the perfect size, C’s. Any bigger than that, and I believe it’s too much.

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
Now that I have had a chance to think about it, yes. I’m not proud of this decision, though. I would definitely make sure the lights were off and I would make sure my boyfriend never found out. If he asks, I’ll tell him I won the lottery LOL.

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
I know this is not true, but I have been told that I look like a younger (less punk) Avril Lavigne (before she went blonde). We had similar hair/eyes before she punked herself out, I think, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say I look like her…

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I think Leni is pretty, I love that she has curves and is proud of them. I also like Zoe, she looks like a lot of fun to hang out with.
As for least favorite, I’d have to say Ashley. Girls that fake and bake too much, well, look like an orange oompa loompa, so not hot.

What makes you Bastardly?
I’m not even sure, to be honest. I don’t think I am bastardly and I probably don’t belong on this website. I’m too nice for my own good and often get taken advantage on because of it, so I guess I’m the opposite of bastardly…BUT OH WELL! :]

Below is Jaclyn’s interview with Phillip McCracken!

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

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Flashback 2005 - Heidi Klum’s Runway Camel Toe

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Heidi Klum (pronounced [ˈklʊm]; born June 1, 1973[1]) is a German supermodel, actress, TV presenter, fashion designer, television producer and occasional singer. She is also the hostess of Project Runway and Germany’s Next Topmodel, and is known for her modeling work with Victoria’s Secret.

In December 2007, Klum was sued by jewelry maker Van Cleef & Arpels for allegedly misappropriating a clover design for her own bauble line. Wiki

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