Jennifer Tilly is Lucky in Life & in Cards. Damn Her.


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Sam Simon gleefully admits that, thanks to residuals and licensing fees, he earns more than $10 million annually from a show that he hasn’t even worked on since 1993. Whoa! Now, I’m not one to tell people how to spend their money. And everybody loves dogs and The Simpsons. But, I mean, really, when you become a gazillionaire from what one person in the report calls, “a half-hour show of people, you know, with yellow faces,” don’t you have to pay some sort of karmic restitution? Like, go save a small, destitute country or two? Or, I dunno, cure sneezing? Just a thought.

2. Thanks to a favorable divorce settlement, Simon’s ex-wife also makes a mint off of The Simpsons. Hollywood. Typical. But who is this lucky lady? Why, she’s the famously buxom, squeaky, poker-playing, Oscar-nominated actress Jennifer Tilly. WHOA! [EW]

Two new goals in life:
1. Marry someone really rich who gets royalties
2. Create something amazing and earn royalties.

  • enchillad

    I think she is the best available definition of a GILF.

  • Billy Whizz

    She doesn’t have any kids. So she’s not a MILF. She’s just a hot 50 year old woman with the pussy of a 20 something.

  • WokkaWokka

    holy shit how is she 50

  • davige101

    # 10 - expunge ignorance. GILF?

  • Richard-Schlichting

    Geriatric I’d like to F?

  • Glimmer

    davige101…

    gilf

  • Racer X

    I love Jennifer Tilly. She’s amazing.

  • rrrcaz

    she’s half mongolian hence her young look

  • Richard-Schlichting

    So do you think Olive Oil is a CLIF?

  • kenny

    You are a nasty bitch all you do is sleep around to play in a movie you dick sucking bitch