Kim & Khloe Kardashian @ Jimmy Choo Shoe Launch

Photo Credit: Flynet Pictures & Bauer-Griffin
So, are these two just going to surprise everyone here in the States by relocating to Sydney, Australia ? Let’s hope so…

Bastardly Rumor has it that Khloe’s trying her hardest to get some Ausie ass, but having no luck. Dudes in Sydney who want a crack @ Kim Kardashian’s ass, try to go through Khloe’s Ass first. And, if you manage to have Khloe Kardashian Sex, please remember to tape it.

  • balls of doom

    actually chloe or whatever is not bad, she looks good to me!

  • betty_rocker

    I know, right? What’s she been slipping in America’s water supply that we’re all suddenly warming to her?

  • balls of doom

    lol, I would bounce off of her!

  • Rhonda

    Khloe looks good here. Kim, of course, is gorgeous as always.

  • rrrcraz

    the tall one looks like bruce jenner with a wig

  • jr

    where the hell is kourtney in all this…pls stop posting these dumb greasy, hairy turkish or whatever bitches

  • betty_rocker

    If it wasn’t for her face, Khloe would totally be the hotter one in this first pic. I don’t even mean that in a cruel way. She needs … something. She’ll figure it out, she’s obviously working her ASS off to get famous.

  • michael78

    people keep saying that kims ass is fake, and i will tell you my professional opinion.

    it is not fake, because if it was fake the doctor would have the decency to get rid of the cellulite and proportion it right.

    the only attractive thing about her is her face, when her mouth is shut.

    To be honest, out of all 3 of the sisters i would hit Kourtney. She looks more like Kim but has more of a personality and has a great body, i tihnk she got the best genes out of all three.

  • Triple H

    Khloe reminds me of Chyna from WWF/WWE….she sounds like her too…i wonder if she has a mini dick like Chyna too? Hmmm

  • Shmozak

    I boinked Khloe once…I think. Or maybe it was just her one of her belly rolls. Either way, it was kinda vinegary smelling. I can’t say I regret it. I feel closer to Kim (and Bruce) now.

  • Triple H

    she reminds me of Chyna from WWF/WWE….she sounds like her too…i wonder if she has a mini dick like Chyna too? Hmmm

  • Weenieroast

    Hey guys, I have an idea, why not post yet another picture of these two piss guzzling hookers? We haven’t seen any in such a looong time.

  • ow.

    kim isn’t that skinny either. i can’t stand kim, but khloe’s alright.

  • magicstick

    Where the fuck is she?!?!?

    I’m trying guys, I’m trying… Khloe, if you read this PM me and I’ll show you some Sydney dick. I won’t tape it either… I promise (winks).

  • ninja…

    it looks like khloe would “snu snu you to death”…futurama style.

    is the other kardashians that ugly…to where this titan is walking the bastardly earth?

    besides kim…we need a kardashian face-off…between khloe and that other one…ack!?…will someone compare them to the rotting corpse of Mr. Kardashian…tune in…

  • One comment to end them all

    I’d so do a sex tape with Khloe.

  • Duder McVee

    Fat & ugly and tall & fat & ugly.

    Where are the bags when you need them!