Hi! My name’s Cordelia, I’m 18 years old and I live in southern California! I’d be be honored to be your Bastardly Lady of the Day!
Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Theres sooo many hot female celebrities…I could name soooo many. But I’d have to go for Scarlett Johannson.
Do you like your boobs?
Yes. They work for me. haha
Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No…I’d probably need more money…
Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No but people have said I kinda look like Natalie Portman…but I don’t see it.
Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I can’t decide…I like them all!
What makes you Bastardly?
You tell me…
*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!
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LOL hahaha she lied about her age
obviously she was younger u idiots
And you wonder why stupied guys fall for Silly Little Freaks like her on MoronSpace and then get busted by the feds later on.
Dudes need to just hang at clubs if you are looking for cooter.
And I didn't even get to see her pictures. Boo.
Cordelia- Bastardly comments didn't make you any uglier, it just made you realize your flaws. Kill yourself if you want, but don't go blaming anyone else but yourself.
You brat.
Lied about her age? For more or for less?
i think maybe 56 was a tad too old for this site so they had to take the pics down. The bastardly has a reputation to keep up, after all
haha she definitely only said that to get her pics off the site. she lied about lying about her age. cordelia is thirty-five at least.
holy shit. they removed photos of a BLOTD?
thats a 1st, and something id never think id ever see happen.
im stunned to be honest....but if she lied...then, well, go back to high school and resubmit when your 18.
Ok, ok, I had to comment on this, allthough I have left this site.
Cordelia, don't listen to them, you see their reaction about you wanting to kill yourself?? It's like it IS their goal to make you wanna do that!!
Now, that's not normal. Be strong here. Everyone treated me like shit here, and the best thing to do is just to feel sorry for those people.
Nobody killed me here, Truth Serum. In fact, I am much stronger.
The fact that none of you here like me is not as important as REAL PEOPLE IN REAL LIFE LIKING YOU. Just feel sorry for thoase people here.
Good luck, kid.
lied about age.... as in she's older or younger? Did she tell you?!
WTF?!
@ 58, Truth Serum.. is Pam dead?? What do you mean?
Damn looks like i missed the fun no more pic, oh well from the sound of it Cordi stepped in front of a fireing squad and got blasted with both barrels.Next time ill come early and bring the popcorn
i only saw the first pic and someone said you look like Natalie Portman? what the hell? there is no resemblance whatsoever...i mean whatsoever...and oh yeah, you're ugly and look much older than 18
Please stop. :( please. make it stop...
Ick! I don' know about this one. Looks ok in some pics, in other she looks like Chelsea Clinton (thats NOT a compliment), body is ok in the bikini pics, but the beak is too much. Do you have the ability to pick your ass with your nose?
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LOL @ pics 1&4
haha im sorry, u look very attractive in the later pics but pic 4 is hysterical. And the 1s b4 that r not nice to look at. oh and LMAO @ #55
i hate when girls have multiple earrings like you do. take that shit out. leave just one and actually make it a classy earring, like a pearl or a fake diamond.
STOP with the heavy eyeliner and punk look--you'd look much better natural.
hhm she's not too bad, quite pasty tho lol but geez if she looks like natalie portman then i look like christina milian, cordelia doesn't see it either so it's all good
she seems like she'd be fun 2 hang out with so i'll give her that bless her, don't want her slitting her wrists now
have a wash.
Next time put a bag on your head and show us your pooper.
She's right Cordi....
Don't us ask Moe track your shit down and call 911.
Cordelia - Just remember in the United States, individuals who express the intent to harm themselves are automatically determined to lack the present mental capacity to refuse treatment, and can be transported to the emergency department against their will...
Don't make me do it...
Picture nine is cute.
I like your hair and freckles.
upon seeing the first picture, did anyone think this was going to go well? this is 1 star level, maximum, and i'd give 0 (sorry). this really doesn't make the cut. next...
And Cordelia comments: "none of you have lives so you post comments on a gossip site about someone you don't even know".
Now that's some heavy statement from someone posting her provocative pictures on bastardly.
these comments arnt even that BAD. trust me.
and suicide?? are you trying to make people feel sorry for u? you would kill yourself over what a bunch of losers said?
your life depends on how good other people think you look? thats just
sad...
Cordelia....Don't commit suicide over comments said by a bunch of people who don't even know you. That's ridiculous. Plus with this ploy you are looking for sympathy and attention....Which is fine, but it is what it is.
Please go get an education and stop basing your self-esteem on what others think....Do me that favor and you will be far better off in life.
so does everyone really want me to kill myself? if so..just keep the comments coming
Naaaah, you probably don't need to create an account unless they got internet in heaven?
its defenitley me. should i make an account or something.
#68 - still not convinced ;)
to ACE..no i don't surf but it would be nice to learn. and i have no clue where i got the monkey..probably a gift. And my friends call me tons of names..I have sooo many nicknames. But mostly its Dilla, Delia, cordilla, or just Cordelia.
sure I don't, but when a girl sends in her pics for a BLotD she must be prepared for getting some really harsh comments, I don't get it when a girl with a low self esteem applies for a BLotD, what did she expect?
I got some nice and really bad comments and instead of talking suicide I was like oh fuck, they noticed I'm fat ahahahaha :)
it is. its really me. wooow.
Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump... Jump...
I sure hope not. But hey you never know.
^^ I don't think it's the real Cordelia who wrote those suicide comments.
Cordelia I think your a very cute girl! Please dont say your going to commit suside!Just look at the past BLOTD every girl that puts there pics up get positive and negative comments! You are very brave for putting your pics up but dont let anybody bring you down. Love yourself girl!
Cordelia - do you surf? Where did you get the monkey hanging from the shelf? What do your friends call you?
i feel really guilty. it's not that you're ugly, you're just an average looking girl (and you have cute clothes). it's just the whole generation of people who LOVE taking pictures of themselves, something has to be wrong when every 15 year old girl has at least 100 pictures of themselves making pouty faces in front of their mirror. i just think it's crazy how self involved this next generation of young people is. throw your excess energy into something besides dressing up and taking pictures of yourself. anything would be more worth your time.
Boring. It's just the same picture over and over again, but with different clothes on.
2/5
its a bathing suit. thanks.
@50 is that the real magicnotes?
I believe she is being what we call "facetious". Obviously she is not going to post pictures in her "drawls" (unless that is a bathing suit) here of all places and expect people to be nice or aid in her own self loathing.
But good luck cause they already killed Pam here so your quest for famous has already been taken. Also the court case here in the states was about a lady pretending to be a boy and then she broke up with the little girl - unfortunately no one here is pretending especially when it comes to their comments.
But I will give anyone who post here for BLOTD a medal for having ballz!
She looks EXACTLY like this librarian I used to be friends with benefits with...and she was a freak...so yes, I'd bone.
Caitie - That's why I go by Hal. :)
Cordelia, you seem like a very sweet and cute girl and I respect your courage.
Cordelia - have you ever read this site... did you actually think that for some strange reason you'd not be attacked like EVERY other BLOTD... come on... your from SoCal so you should know better... High School is just as bad darling - which you apparently just left... Grow thicker skin and clean your room...
Oh my. Let me try to find something nice to say.
OK, I like the freckles on your face.
Any way, a dose of reality. Work on being nice, smart, educated, and/or talented, because you won't get by on your looks.
Bring on the Brazilians.