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pic #4 - wtf? thats pretty sick, that makes people disgusted!

Gisele looks hot here. I think she can be very gorgeous one minute and so/so the next, it’s like that with most of these models. She has a very toned/proportional body and the sexiest hair I have ever seen. Her face is so/so.

named “the body”*

photoshoots suck. i hate photoshop! it makes everything look so fucking fake and stupid. its like, sure that person might look okay in a magazine after photoshopping out thick thighs and adding bigger boobs and airbrushing any kind of flaw, but let’s see what they look like as real people. gisele is UGLY in real life.

I meant worldly. I’m drunk, sorry.

“Bundchen” is German for “butterface”. Bund = Butter or Budder, Chen - chin or race.

I do not find her attractive. And the smell from her vagina that was stuck on Tom Brady’s throwing arm f’d him up in the Superbowl. He will dump her nasty ass prior to the fall.

Zorbot has spoken.

Zorbot is stupid since he does not speak German and therefore
has no idea what he’s talking about.

OMG, off topic here…did you guys see Marisa Miller in that black dress for the Spike Guy’s choice awards??????

She won again…big surprise. Have your kleenex boxes ready!

i’d tap it on her forehead. the face has always reminded me of faramir from lord of the rings, but the photo shoot is pretty creative. plus, she’s brasilian and you know what that means, yep, anal. i’ve done worse tho.

I hate David Lachapelle…he thinks he’s being “edgy” with his videos and photoshoots. He’s just another idiot praised by the critics.

and this

Thanks for asking. Ashli is one of the new breed of porn starlets, in that she honed her acting skills as a teenager, while in a committed relationship to her high school sweetheart. He had a car and a rich daddy, says Ashli. So he always had enough money to take me to a nice restaurant and maybe a movie. It was at the movies that Ashli first performed oral sex on her boyfriend, whose name shall remain anonymous. I don’t want to embarrass his family, says Ashli. His father was always very nice to me, plus he was a better fuck than his son. When pressed on the matter of her high school sweetheart, all Ashli would say is that the young man seemed to suffer a nervous breakdown when Ashil ended the relationship towards the end of his senior year of high school. He went fucking insane, says Ashli. He would drive by my house all the time and honk. I would look out the window and I would see him sitting in the front seat of his car with a gun in his mouth. Then he would give me the finger and take off down the street going like a hundred miles an hour. But the worst was the messages he would leave on my cell phone. Saying shit like he knew that he didn’t deserve me and that he was going to be really successful and famous and stuff and then I would be sorry. But he’s never going to be famous or be successful because he’s a fucking fat loser. Asked if she still kept in contact with the young man’s father, Ashli said that she did, that they had met a couple of times at local hotels. The young man is currently spending time in a hospital, where he has been diagnosed as a schizophrenic with paranoid tendencies. He was always convinced that I was fucking his dad, says Ashli, which I was, but it’s not like he had any proof. I mean, there was no way for him to know, unless his dad told him, but I don’t think his dad would do that because his dad was super cool. As a rule, Ashli will now only have sex with men over the age of 30, because, as she says, they can fuck really hard for a long time and I don’t have to worry about them getting all weepy when I tell them I don’t want to fuck them anymore.

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