Heidi Montag Toasts Mr. Douche Bag In Her Bikini! Ow!

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These were snapped during their vacation in Mexico.

Hills’ Heidi Montag’s Emotional Decision to Ask for a Ring – Again

Here comes the bride! After famously calling off her wedding last year, Heidi Montag reveals for the first time in the new issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now, that she’s changed her mind.

“I’m ready to marry Spencer,” the 21-year-old Hills star tells Us. “He’s my soulmate.” [Us Magazine]

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  • Player

    hot

  • snahor

    Great fake boobs! i wanna taste them!

  • EvilSamurai

    A horse and its douche.

  • Ugly Model

    Something’s not right. Maybe the plastic boobs or the weird face.

  • Duder McVee

    She has one smoking hot body for sure! DAMN!

    Her face is so-so. I am concerned that if she marries Mr. DoucheBag then we will have to call her Heidi DoucheBag…. thats just wrong!

    You get a 9 for looking mmm, mmm, good!

  • JohnnyMak

    You would really have to be extremely deprived of sex in order to find Heidi Montag attractive. She’s vomit inducing bad.

  • Moelicious

    oh come on! she looks straight up hot!

  • SuperDave

    you got it Moe, she is SMOKIN!!!!

  • SuperDave

    and to the politicians, i say drill here and drill often…

  • ACE

    She has nice feet too! lol

  • MadMax

    Yea, I think she’s cute and hot.

  • AnnMarie

    She has a nice body.Except for the hard looking boobs! ðŸ™

  • antman

    Without her fake boobs she were almost perfect! I’ll never get it why girls cripple themselfs with plastic tits. No guy likes this shit! Well, perverts maybe. Small tits are okay!

  • Tray-C

    hahahaha Did you guys know that PRATT is an old english word for VAGINA hahahahaha

  • Richard-Schlichting

    I think she has two water balloons stapled to her chest.

  • McPerv

    The face is average.

    The bod is hot.

    The tits are hot. They may not have been necessary, but there’s something hot and deliciously slutty about a chick putting bags in her chest so that every guy will stare at her fake, ridiculous titties. I’ll gladly comply.

  • damnable

    24.. haha. yep yep.

    i concur.

  • Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg

    FACE=no
    BODY= Hells motherfuckin’ yeah!

    Blondes don’t do it for me. But if she’d agree to the lights off covers on approach, yes! otherwise we’d have to doggie-style it.

  • no comment

    what do you think they’re thinking about in these pictures? how much they love each other? or how does my butt look from this angle?

  • concubine

    if she was taller and the boobs were real I’d be insanely of her body

  • concubine

    *jealous

  • Richard-Schlichting

    no comment - I have feeling there may be no thought processes going on there at all….At least none of any value.

  • Megan

    I really don’t dig how posed she is in every “candid” photo of herself. Ugh.

  • Mr. Sinister

    I hope a satellite drops out of the sky and crushes them both,just cant stand those two.

  • Phillip McCracken

    u know, she was actually cute before all the unneeded plastic surgeory

  • vanos28

    if her new boobs are soft then thats fine for me, i like the body, the face is just ok