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Manolo
Manolo

Nobody reads the post section in the morning report. If you want them to read this stuff, you should do it in the Lima thread.

Handsome Black Fella
Handsome Black Fella

I like these posts about all of the assholes that post on this site. You are forgetting two: Pamela the anorexic racist hillbilly and d55 damla whatever her cunt name is now. These two bitches need to be thrown in the wood chopper like in Fargo. That was a sweet movie, and we can get the same outcome here.

maili

FOR THE ONES WHO MAKE BORING AND STUPID COMENTS HERE: LINKED ABOVE

Oh my god. the perfect ones! No one is good enough to you? fatass, big nose, fuggly, buttaass, juggly... COMMON GO TO HELL!!!!

I KNOW .. everyone that does this terrible coments is sooooooo beautiful, soooooo perfect.. DON'T PLAY THE HATE!!! I WANT TO SEE YOUR FACE AND BODY.. AMERICAN ARE THE BEST!! WHAT'S THE MATTER IN BEING POOR?? BEING ITALIAN, SPANISH, INDIAN, BRAZILIAN, RUSSIAN? WHY AMERICAN ARE THE BESTP PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! YPU'RE GONNA DIE SOON BABY.. LISTEN TO ME!!!!!! WHY ONLY CELEBRITIES CAN BE BEAUTIFUL? AH? I THINK U REALLY ARE STUNNING, DON'T YOU???? GO TO HEEEELLLLLLLLL

I DONT GIVE A FUCKKK TO WHAT YOU SAY.. I DONT GIVE A FUCK TO THE STUPID COMENTS...YOU'RE ALL CRAZY, ALLIENATE PEOPLE, DISTURBED........ GO TO SCHOOL.. GO TO SOMETHING ELSE.. JESUS CHRIST... IS THAT A LIFE FOR YOU??? DOING CRITICS TO EVERY HUMAN BEING??????????? GO FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I BET YOU'RE ALL ANOREXIC OR FAT PEOPLE... ALL CONFUSED ABOUT YOURSELVES.. ALL BEAUTIFULLLLLLLLL............SO PERFECTTTTTTTT SOOOO PERFECT ..........

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK GO FUCKKKKKKKK

SUCKKKKKKKKKKKK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKK

AND THE REALLY REALLY REALLY BEAUTIFUL ONES HERE:

Bianca (Uncertified Bastard): wobbly, pasty, THE POOR ONE

Ali: FATASS

superbra (Uncertified Bastard): PARANOIC

Eve: ANOREXIC

junglegirl: jackass.

Ugly Model (Uncertified Bastard): YESSSSS SO UGLY

McPerv: IDIOT

Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. Bygg: Mr.WITHOU A PENNIS

Big Jim Savage (Uncertified Bastard): DEMON

Serafina (Uncertified Bastard): SUCK MY ASS

Starrica (Uncertified Bastard): MEDIOCRE

Richard-Schlichting: butttttttttaaaaaaaa

Dave Cooke (Uncertified Bastard): little dick

jennyla: aboriginal girl

Mike Litoris: juggy

Kenny Lingis: the chubby one

Caitie Harmful: overall

JIMMYD (Uncertified Bastard): homeless

THEY KNOW EVERYTHING UH??? ALLLLLLLLLLLLL AHAHAHAHHAHAH

MAY I SEE YOUR FACE AND BODY??? PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

GO TO HEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLL FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK

SUCK MY DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Richard-Schlichting
Richard-Schlichting

Clay Gaykin probably used a turkey baster to get her pregnant.....I can just imagine him giggling while doing it.

Find it odd that her names is Jaymes. Plus she looks like Linda Ellerby. What's next...Is he going to knock up Rosie O'donnel?