Monthly Archives: May 2008

Bastardly Lady of the Day - Cordelia

[PHOTOS REMOVED. LADY OF THE DAY LIED ABOUT HER AGE.]

Hi! My name’s Cordelia, I’m 18 years old and I live in southern California! I’d be be honored to be your Bastardly Lady of the Day!

Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?
Theres sooo many hot female celebrities…I could name soooo many. But I’d have to go for Scarlett Johannson.

Do you like your boobs?
Yes. They work for me. haha

Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?
No…I’d probably need more money…

Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?
No but people have said I kinda look like Natalie Portman…but I don’t see it.

Do you have a most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?
I can’t decide…I like them all!

What makes you Bastardly?
You tell me…

*Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? If you would like to be considered for Bastardly Lady of the Day, send pictures to moejackson.com@gmail.com. By submitting you are hereby acknowledging that you are atleast 18 years of age. The Bastardly and its partners are not held responsible for the implications as a result of any submission. Please note that you will be subject to the gauntlet of our loyal readers and we don’t “take down” pictures. If we think you’re hot then possibly you will be fortunate to receive a sexy Bastardly Tanktop! Cheers!

Hot or Not: Kristy Hume @ Chanel Boutique Opening

And the Wiki says…

Kirsty Hume (born September 4, 1976[1]) is a Scottish model who came to prominence in the fashion world in the 1990s. A columnist likened her appearance to a Botticelli angel.

She is married to rocker and actor Donovan Leitch, Jr.. After getting married in Scotland in 1997, they drove all around Bali in a jeep.[3] The couple have a daughter named Violet.

Hume attended a Halloween party at Lot 61 in Chelsea, Manhattan, with Leitch and Oliver Stone, in 1998. The Japanese-themed event included an appearance by Leonardo DiCaprio and friends dressed as members of Kiss.[10] Hume arrived in fangs.[11] The night before Halloween in 1999 Leitch and Hume hosted a party at the same venue. Hume was draped in vines and the couple were scantilly dressed as Adam and Eve. [Wiki]

Ashley Tisdale Is A USC Fan & Drinks FIJI Water!

‘High School Musical 3’ Cast Members Dish On New Movie

October 24th, 2008 can’t come soon enough for High School Musical fans. That’s the day that the third installment of the wildly successful movie hits the big screen nationwide.

When asked what she was most looking forward to about returning, Ashley Tisdale couldn’t pick just one thing. “I’m excited about the whole thing,” Tisdale told the press. “Being back with everybody, seeing the crew, being back with the cast and jumping back into Sharpay’s shoes, definitely. She’s a great character.” Source

Hayden Panettiere Arriving at LAX!

Win A Whale Watching Date With Hayden Panettiere

Fans are invited to bid at a charity auction hosted on eBay Giving Works at www.ebay.com/hayden benefiting the Save the Whales Again! Campaign. The auction runs for 10 days, and bidding will close at 7 p.m. EST on Friday, May 30.

The winning bidder and five friends will be treated to a VIP experience as Panettiere’s guests at the Save the Whales Again! celebrity fundraiser to be held at Beso, Eva Longoria’s Hollywood restaurant, on August 10. At the cocktail party, attendees will rub elbows with Hollywood elite, be entertained by special musical guests and have a chance to bid on unique items. Access Hollywood

Check out the auction!

Bastardly Breaking News! Victoria Beckham Spends Time With Her Niece!

David Beckham buys Posh Spice Victoria a Californian vineyard for her birthday

The England and LA Galaxy footballer is said to have paid a seven-figure sum for the Napa Valley winery which will be run by a specialist team.

The Sun reported that the couple, who became wine “buffs” while living in Spain when Beckham played for Real Madrid, plan to bottle their own top quality lines for themselves, friends and family.

The sportsman is said to have revealed the surprise by handing his Spice Girl wife a bottle with her name on the label during a day trip to a winery in the area last month. [Telegraph]

Please Leave Audrina Patridge’s Boobs Alone, Damn It.

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin @ Sushi Roku in L.A.

Audrina Patridge: Leave My Boobs Alone!

The Hills’ Audrina Patridge was spotted leaving her house (which actually belongs to Lauren Conrad as we know) yesterday on her way to do some fun shopping at the Madden brothers’ store, DCMA Collective.

As always, the paparazzi were following her every move.

Patridge was far from pleased when the celebrity news media tried to ask her about the recent rumors that she’d received, um, a l’il boost in the breast department. She quickly snapped back, “Leave my boobs alone!”

Audrina Patridge would like additional privacy for her boobs. Thank you.

While Audrina’s request seems reasonable, we just have one question - does it just apply to us in the celebrity gossip world, or to Justin-Bobby Brescia as well? [IOL]

Natalie Imbruglia @ Cystic Fibrosis Trust Breathing Life Awards

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

And the Wiki says…

Natalie Jane Imbruglia (pronounced /ɪmˈbruːlɪə/) (born February 4, 1975) is an Australian singer-songwriter, model and actress.

In the early 1990s, Imbruglia was known to audiences as Beth Brennan in the popular Australian soap Neighbours (also responsible for launching pop singers Kylie Minogue, Jason Donovan, Delta Goodrem and Holly Valance). Two years after leaving the program, Natalie launched a singing career with the international hit, “Torn”. The subsequent debut album Left of the Middle (1997) sold 7 million copies worldwide. While following releases, White Lilies Island (2001) and Counting Down the Days (2005), have been unable to match the commercial success of her debut, the latter became her first UK #1, and all are critically acclaimed. To date she has sold more than 10 million records worldwide. [Wiki]

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