Cristiano Ronaldo & Temp Girlfriend Nereida Gallardo @ The Beach!
I’d be lying out of my ass if I said I’m not envious of this bastard. Son of a bitch can pretty much have any chick he wants on his balls. Damn him to hell!!
Monthly Archives: June 2008
Miranda Kerr Does July, 2008 Men’s Style Magazine, Australia
When someone is so damn hot, why does Men’s Style need to hire an army of photo-choppers & air-brushers to paint a picture of Miranda for their cover pic? It’s sad.
Anyway, check out Miranda’s natural hotness over here.
Rumer Willis’ Long Legs Bring The Links
Photo Credit: GARRY/bauergriffinonline.com
These were snapped as she was exiting a party held @ the Motley Bird Beverage building in West Hollywood.
– Holly Madison’s Breasts Are Spectacular [HollywoodTuna]
– 100 Celebrities Busted For Drugs [CO-ED Magazine]
– Courtney Love Being Carted Around in a Shopping Cart of the Day [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
– Will Smith Is Trying To Beat Tom Cruise’s Red Carpet Record [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Heidi is just like Jesus [Celebslam]
– I’M GONNA BUY THESE SOCKS! [Daily Drop]
– More Girls You Can Handle! [Complex]
– Nicky Kidman’s Birthing Soundtrack [Dlisted]
– Man assaulted by Amy Winehouse says he won’t file charges [Celebitchy]
– Christ, do not want! [The Blemish]
– Bid on Kate Moss’ lost hair extension [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– In Praise Of revisited….A selection. [The Bastardly Society]
– On the Rain-Slick Precipice of Darkness [Flabber]
– Britney Spears’ Nasty Uggs [CityRag]
– Amy Winehouse is the definition of sexy [DerekHail]
– More Details on Ruslana Korshunova’s Death [Celeb Warship]
– HOTTIE OF THE DAY: DIORA BAIRD [Unibrow]
– Kristin Cavallari Hot Tit Tank Top Pictures [The Grumpiest]
– Maria Menounos Shows Cleavage Yet Again [Popoholic]
– Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course…
Harry Kewell & Sheree Murphy Enjoy Pool Sex In Vegas! Ow!
Photo Credit: JASON M/BM/Bauergriffinonline
After you check out the first few pics, it’s pretty obvious that these two are taking PDA to a whole new level.
And the Wiki says…
Sheree Murphy (born 22 August 1975, Islington, North London), is an English actress and television presenter. A former student of the prestigious Italia Conti Academy, Murphy is best known for her role as Tricia Dingle in the long-running ITV1 soap opera Emmerdale and her appearance on the fifth series of the Reality TV show I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here!. [Wiki]
Elisabetta Gregoraci & Her Sugar Daddy Husband Flavio Briatore
Photo Credit: OLYCOM/bauergriffinonline.com
We’ve always said that being filthy rich has it’s juicy perks. This is case in point.
These pics were snapped by bastard members of the paps who followed the the newlyweds to the island of Tavolara, where the two are currently honeymooning.
Top 2 Bastardly Sugar Daddies
1. Flavio Briatore
2. And, this dude.
More about Flavio:
Flavio Briatore (born April 12, 1950) is an Italian businessman. He is managing director of the Renault Formula One team and joint owner of Queens Park Rangers FC.
In the late 1990s, Briatore gained notoriety among European tabloids for his romantic relationships with supermodels such as Naomi Campbell, Adriana Volpe, and Heidi Klum. Klum gave birth to Briatore’s only child, a daughter named Helene “Leni” Klum, on 4 May 2004. According to Klum, Briatore is not involved in the child’s life.
Briatore married the 28-year-old ‘Wonderbra’ model Elisabetta Gregoraci, on June 14 2008. The driver of the bridal car, was Fernando Alonso. [Wiki]
More About Elisabetta Gregoraci:
Elisabetta Gregoraci (Soverato, February 8 1980) is an Italian showgirl.
In the summer of 2006 was involved in the so-called judicial vallettopoli, because of telephone tapping that inquadravano in a round of recommendations on state television in exchange for sexual favors, in fact granted for its explicit and free admission. The investigations ended without action against Gregoraci.
Colleen Rooney’s Bikini Chub: Did Wayne Rooney Marry A Fatty?
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin
And the Wiki says…
Coleen McLoughlin (born 3 April 1986 in Liverpool, Merseyside, England) is the wife of Manchester United F.C. and England football star Wayne Rooney. She was also one of the more prominent WAGs during the 2006 World Cup.
Rooney proposed to McLoughlin on the forecourt of a BP garage in October 2003 when she was 17, presenting her with a £46,500 diamond engagement ring.[5] Later that year, she left school before completing her A-levels because she landed a small part in Hollyoaks, the Merseyside television soap. “I was getting offered acting parts and I couldn’t take them because of my school work,” she said. The couple, dubbed Wayleen, moved into a new £1.3m mansion in nearby Formby. They now live in a £3.5 million mansion in Prestbury, Cheshire, complete with a cinema, gym and games room and American diner-themed kitchen.[6] It also has seven plasma screen TVs and a £30,000 state-of-the-art security system.[7] It was also reported that Wayne and McLoughlin were going to get married in 2008 after Euro 2008, for which England did not qualify for.[8] However, McLoughlin later denied this, stating that she was currently too busy planning her 21st birthday party to think about a wedding.[9] McLoughlin has always been very supportive of Wayne, even when he was found visiting prostitutes. [Wiki]
Petra Nemcova Is The New Otto Catalogue Cover Girl!
These were snapped in Hamburg, Germany.
Why else would we be posting about a German shopping catalog, so major kudos to the marketing department @ Otto! Here’s a bit more from their press release:
“We are very pleased that we have again got an international star model for our autumn/winter cover”, enthuses Dr. Rainer Hillebrand, Vice Chairman of the Executive Board Otto Group and Board Spokesman OTTO. “Like some of her prominent predecessors Petra Nemcova had already been photographed for OTTO at the beginning of her career and has therefore been acquainted with the OTTO brand for a long time.”
In the Spring the adopted New Yorker was the guest of a photo-shooting in Hamburg. “I am proud to be the new OTTO cover girl, following in the footsteps of top models such as Heidi Klum, Tatjana Patitz and Gisele Bündchen”, she explained on the brink of her visit “OTTO is a globally operating company – and the group’s social commitment also impresses me.” [OTTO PR]
Kat Von D Shows Off Her Regrettable Tats
These were snapped @ the launch party for Verizon Palm Centro. Kat Von D was on hand w/out her freaky half (Nikki Sixx).
Here’s some personal history on Ms. Von D…
Born in Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico, Von D moved to the United States when she was four, settling in Colton, California.[1] Her father René von Drachenberg is of German descent and her mother, Sylvia Galeano has Italian roots. Both were born in Argentina[1][2]. She speaks fluent Spanish and English[1]. She has a brother Michael and a sister named Karoline.
Growing up in the Inland Empire, she made her first tattoo in 1996 with a homemade rig at age 14, the skull logo of the punk band Misfits.[3]. In 1998, she began working in her first professional shop, Sin City Tattoo. This was a great period of growth in her work and led to her eventually moving to True Tattoo for a chance to work with Clay Decker and Chris Garver. This afforded her the opportunity to live and work in Hollywood, Los Angeles.[4] While working at True Tattoo, Von D met her ex-husband, Oliver Peck, and occasionally worked at his tattoo shop “Elm Street Tattoo” in Dallas, Texas. [Wiki]
Bastardly Breaking News! Britney Remembers To Wear Panties! (We Think)
MTV to Britney Spears: Hit us, baby, one more time?
Looks like MTV may soon be saying to Britney Spears: Gimme more!
As if her last appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2007 wasn’t bad enough, those notoriously crazy kudos may ask Britney Spears, oops, to do it again!
The Associated Press reports that the musical channel “isn’t ruling out” the possibility of having the pop-wreck return for more mischief and meltdowns in the future.
“Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?” says MTV prez Van Toffler.
Answer: No, Mr. Toffler, not serial killers, mail bombers or VMA bombers. Got that? [LA Times]
New Profile Page In The Works…
We’re hard at work in creating a new Bastardly, so your input in all the bullshit that goes into redesigning the site is very important.
Below is a snapshot of the profile page. What else do we need to do?!