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MTV to Britney Spears: Hit us, baby, one more time?
Looks like MTV may soon be saying to Britney Spears: Gimme more!
As if her last appearance at the MTV Video Music Awards in 2007 wasn’t bad enough, those notoriously crazy kudos may ask Britney Spears, oops, to do it again!
The Associated Press reports that the musical channel “isn’t ruling out” the possibility of having the pop-wreck return for more mischief and meltdowns in the future.
“Everyone deserves a second or third chance, right?” says MTV prez Van Toffler.
Answer: No, Mr. Toffler, not serial killers, mail bombers or VMA bombers. Got that? [LA Times]