Cristiano Ronaldo & Temp Girlfriend Nereida Gallardo @ The Beach!

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I’d be lying out of my ass if I said I’m not envious of this bastard. Son of a bitch can pretty much have any chick he wants on his balls. Damn him to hell!!

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  • B.

    Yeah,he could do a lot better…..

  • the real aisha

    Oh, and since those homos Moe and co decided to ban me, i am now posting under this name, though i was formerly just Aisha. Just sayin’…

  • d55

    everybody…we just heard the cryings of an ugly guy…he can get more ass than you ever will in your entire life…he might like them whores by choice…you, however, are stuck with uglies yourself for life.

  • laura

    i smell a “he-she”

  • Ugly Model

    Her body is very good, but she will be very fat in a few years.

    He looks like a total douche and her movements in the last pic say she is not a lady.

  • the real aisha

    He’s a disgusting woman using fag. He’ll cheat on her soon enough. Lol, she’ll see. He’s a sly cunt who cant be trusted.

  • KellyX

    God she’s so hot. Those thighs… mmm.

  • Nocturna

    he is hot…who cares if she is just a temp gf! i mean come on i`d be happy even with a quickie with him ..oh and yes she is damn ugly..

  • d55

    yeah i am sure that is not you! LOL!!!!!!!!!! If i were ugly like you, id be bragging about how much sex i am getting everyday as well and how i have a boyfriend….after seeing that pic, i couldnt help but picture you naked since all you talked about was getting fucked 24/7…i just pictured your O face and i almost threw up…dear god!!!!!!what a coincidence that some chick from London, UK, a chick i dont even know adds me to her facebook out of nowhere…and her friend’s list has a girl named aisha (kurdish name 100%) with a kurdish last name and is also from the UK…my ass you aint Kurdish!!!! LOL…why the name Aisha then?

    Aisha: cuz my boyfriend gave me that nickname!

    Subject: Sophie Tal added you as a friend on Facebook
    Date: 6/30/2008 3:40:51 P.M. Eastern Daylight Time
    From: confirm+5_i-5w_m@facebookmail.com
    Reply To: noreply@facebookmail.com

    “Sophie added you as a friend on Facebook. We need to confirm that you know Sophie in order for you to be friends on Facebook.

    To confirm this friend request, follow the link below:
    http://www.facebook.com/n/?reqs.php

    Thanks,
    The Facebook Team”

  • gabriella

    of course he gets whoever he wants…he is literally the most gorgeous man on earth

  • gabriella

    this chick has a great bod…but her face is really not that impressive. he could do even better

  • rare

    14 pic 😀 😀 those legs looks like ronaldo`s

  • shabnam

    mmmm soooo hot. nom nom nom. The chick is ugly tho.

  • d55

    why are you worried about me? why dont you mind your own fucking business? if i am such a drama queen, why do try so hard to get yourself involved in this drama?…huh?! so you’re ugly? just as i guessed…get going, uglay, get going!

  • Tapper

    She’s one to enjoy in the moment, but certanly not one to keep forever. Learn some new skills using her as the test case, try not to catch anything and move on. There’s much better out there for a long-term relationship.

  • Danny44

    Footballers get the hottest pieces of ass. I am already teaching my 8 months old to play.

  • Razer Rick

    He’s got a thing for dem HOs

  • d55

    yeah, i am sure you went to a catholic school…shit you tell me where that school is since you’re the class of 2007…you know if your people heard you claiming to be a christian right now, they would beat the shit out of you

  • damnable

    that would be because he is male.

  • ikke

    Hairy legs he has

  • yuppers

    His swimsuit is awful. I don’t see the appeal.

  • CARCAR

    he is sooooo sexy but why the hell is he wearing a diaper?

  • McPerv

    She has a hot body, but that crybaby’s face is prettier than hers.

  • whyohwhy

    exactly, gorgeous. So not my type. I want a real man, not a boy.

  • Viktoreas Other Account

    Can I have him AND that girl? At once? In a shower?

  • FoxyRoxy

    Ok, this guy is so fucking sexy, and yea, he can have sex with any woman he wants, yet did you see those ugly ass prostitutes he hired a few years back in that sex scandal? So damn ugly! Why does he feel the need to pay for sex?

  • ifalldownstairs

    cristiano ronaldo is the biggest bitch ever. Who the fuck would try to switch to a team that isn’t as good when they still have years left on your contract with the best team in the world?

  • Ugly Model

    Possible reasons:

    -He is gay
    -He can’t hold a conversation so he prefers going straight for the deed to hide his inadequacies
    -He has low standards and he would even have sex with trannies

  • …..

    adriana lima is fug!

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    damla did you just say O face. HAHAHAH.

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    room for one more?

  • Pamela Susan Courson

    Thanks for proving my theory lol

  • Sir Percy of Scandia

    i’m talking about ol girl and Viktorea. stop playing 4 real

  • gay alert

    He seems to be gay it’s hard to tell mediterranean men look like gay men.They dress like euro trash.

  • Ugly Model

    You are right, me and everybody else here are stuck with you!

  • ….

    shut up bitch!!!! nobody likes you anymore! go away!

  • Ugly Model

    You are right, me and everybody else here are stuck with you!

  • ….

    what ass??? your ass is flat!!!

  • Aisha Parker

    Okay, d55, lets look at this logically. If i was Kurdish firstly do you think i would be attending a Catholic school? Unlikely! Do you think i would be a practising Christian who goes to church every Sunday, and got baptised at birth? Unlikely. Do you think i’d be talking about my sex life and shit? Unlikely. Kurdish girls are fucking prudes! Id probably still be living at home with my family waiting for my arranged marriage, and i moved out on my own when i was fucking 16! If i was that girl in the picture, do you really think id be bragging about being pretty? I doubt it. Aisha Parker may be many things, but she aint no damn liar! Im ever so beautiful, soon you will see. So hey bitch, look me up on Facebook. My names Aisha Parker, my date of birth is 22/11/88, i went to St Pauls Roman Catholic School. Theres my personal information for you, psychotic asshole. I dont even have a Facebook, but hey, im sure you’ll dig up something! Oh, and just so you know Aisha is not all that rare where i live. I know 3 girls called that, one of them is black, and the other 2 are Indians, so there goes that stupid theory!

  • no comment

    look at those fucking thighs! he’s like a greek sculptor! daaaaayuuuum!

  • no comment

    * in my excitement, i wrote sculptor, but i obviously meant sculpture(or statue)

  • Aisha Parker

    Oh, and as to why i, a western half black, half white girl should be called Aisha, ask my mother! She saw the name in a baby name book and liked it, so here i am! Though my dad wanted to call me Leanne, my mother chose Aisha because it is quite a rare name. Get your facts straight, bitch! And Moe and Jackson, will you stop banning me already?! As you can clearly see d55 started this drama, putting some poor random girls personal info on here and claiming it was me like the obsessed cunt she is, and yet i am the one being victimised? Ban d55. Nobody likes her or the pathetic drama she brings. If you ban me again without banning d55 i swear to god i will sue your asses. Im getting bullied here and you dont do shit about me but ban me and lick d55 stinky ass? You are all gay.

  • d55

    whats up the real aisha?

    say hi to your friend named sophia tal from UK since she tried to add me to her friends list today? I dont even know her…bitch, the least you could do was be smarter…when i viewed her friends list, i see she only has 7 friends, and one of them is named: Aisha Al-khalid

    Nice try sending your friends my way so they can my facebook…do you know how I know that is you?

    1) Your name is Kurdish
    2) Your last name is Kurdish
    3) You said you were from the UK
    4) The name Aisha is so rare that the chances of that girl not being you is less than .000000000000000001% ,especially when combined with the fact that the last name is also Kurdish and she is from the UK
    5) You’re uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy as fuck just as I guessed!!!!!!!! Look at your bulging eyes, your nasty big ass nose, your nasty baboon’s ass lips:

    For he ones that wanna add her, her network is Altrincham Grammar School for Girls ’07

    LMFAO!!!! and you said you didnt have a camera saying it is back in Kurdistan not to post a pic…yeah i am sure you have no pic…cuz you’re fucking ugly!!!!oh my god!!!

  • d55

    ronaldo is very hot…that guy is full of passion…u can even tell by the way he is looking at her but the guy loves them skanks (a huge turn off)…his chick is a whore who poses topless…she looks way older than her age, too…(24…my ass):

  • Ugly Model

    Can you please shut up? We are tired of your drama and the bad aura you bring along.

  • Ugly Model

    She looks better than you and that’s all that matters.

  • d55

    shut up bitch…mind your own business…you’re the one that started attacking me out of nowhere earlier…you can’t stand me? too fucking bad! start a petition then!

  • d55

    p.s. any chance you are in PKK, Aisha? you look just like a PKK terrorist or is it your man that is the militant?

  • d55

    and i am sure my ass looks better than your face

  • d55

    I must have offended your ugly ass for you to attack me the way you did…i tend to have that gift..good day to you, too, uglay

  • the real aisha

    Hahahahahahaha, bitch thats not even me! Im not even Kurdish, ya dumbass! Im not a Muslim, nor am i in any way, shape or form middle eastern. Im not the same ethnicity as the girl in the photo.Im half Guyanese, a quarter Antiguan and the rest Irish, born and bred right here in the UK! LOL look a the lengths you went to to try and find me! My last name is PARKER! I dont give a shit who knows because i dont have anything to hide! Silly, misguided fool. Aisha is not strictly a Kurdish/Arab name, stupid.

  • krosss

    lol she is probably single.I knew the bitch was a liar and all her anti-Turk vocabulary/comments(“Turkish men are fags”) are only used by Greeks,Armenians or Kurdish people.

  • the real aisha

    Me and my boyfriend are literally laughing our asses off! You have really made yourself look foolish,d55. Where the fuck is Altrincham Grammar School for Girls??? I went to a catholic school for both sexes and i left in fucking 2004, dumbbass! Nice try. But maybe next time do a little more research before jumping to ridiculously laughable conclusions!

  • Ugly Model

    Dear d55, my ugliness still allows me to know a drama ho once I see one.

  • Ugly Model

    Maybe you should take your dispute over your ethnicity to some proper place?

  • d55

    yep @ krosss…i knew she had to be one of those ethnicities…dont get me wrong though…i am cool with them all as long as they are not ignorant and hate my country based on the things that happened in the past…like we had anything to do with what our governments decided to do…but some people are ignorant as fuck and can’t let go of the past…this bitch started talking shit about Turks out of nowhere…who does that? I have Greek friends…one of my fav singers is Kurdish…my but nooooo…this bitch had to go and show her disgusting inner self instead of realizing people are people.

  • Aisha Parker

    Oh, and finally, who says i am from fucking London? Not even close bitch. I am from a city called Leicester. Your ‘spying’ skills are not up to much now, are they? Most of my friends are men. I dont usually advocate violence against women but in this case, come to Leicester and i will get my closest male friends to kick your ass like the whore you are! They will do it, because they will do anything for me lol! I couldnt possibly do the job myself. Im a lady, and besides i wouldnt want to hurt my delicate wrists or get bruises on my divine face. Now i must go. Me and my boyfriend are going to fuck in the shower. Ow!

  • krosss

    You should also give us your blood type.And concerning your boyfriend don’t kid yourself he will get a virgin Kurdish wife in the future.You are just a toy to him.
    Stop talking about your imaginary life.