Posts from July 2014

The Bastardly Morning Report

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Ashley Tisdale Photographed Without The Coffee Bean!

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Alyson Stoner & Ashley Tisdale Collaborate: “I Ain’t Got No Rhythm”

“They’re talking about a soundtrack album next year as soon as the first season is over,” says Povenmire, who co-writes the songs with his partner, Marsh, for the show that’s been picked up for 39 more segments. “We write a song for every episode, and we’ve now written about 80 songs, I think. It’s like this potpourri of weird, different songs — some of them are pop, some like rock and roll. We did a Gaelic folk tune … Vincent Martella sang on the song that was nominated.” Source

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Amanda Peet Grabs Take-Out! Drinks Regular Coke!

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Why Warren Buffett chose Coca-Cola

Buffett considers Coca-Cola “inevitable” where it has low business risk and is suitable for long-term holding. To him, buying Coca-Cola has far less business risk over the long term than any computer company. Being the most recognised international trademark, Coca-Cola enjoys global power with very high competitive dominance and economies of scales. Source

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Paula Abdul @ “Swing Vote” Premiere

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Poll: Simon Cowell Favorite Reality TV Villain, Paula Abdul Worst Judge

Abdul, known for her emotional outbursts and as the kindest of the three judges on the “American Idol” panel, was chosen worst reality judge by 42 percent of voters.

The AOL Television poll on the best and worst of reality television in America was conducted July 9-23 and attracted 1,340,208 votes.FOX News

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Natasha Bedingfield @ Sephora 10th Anniversary Party

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Natasha Bedingfield Muses on John Mayer Collabo, Her Own Ubiquity

“I’ve spent a long time trying to figure it out,” she says. “I don’t really know the formula. As an artist, you just sit in a room and you write songs, and you hope people will get to hear them.” She adds, “Plus, I’ve been acting as myself on TV” — she serenaded prom-going high-schoolers on Degrassi and a couple of lovebirds on The Bachelorette —′ “so that’s not hard to do.”

And a John Mayer collaboration might be in the cards — the pair recently discussed working together. “I love the way he writes,” she says. “He’s one of the coolest people in the mainstream. He’s doing real music and not selling out. He’s someone who doesn’t get enough credit.” Rolling Stone

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Molly Shannon’s Morning Jog Sponsored By Apple & Asics!

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And the Wiki says…

Molly Helen Shannon (born September 16, 1964) is an Emmy-nominated American actress and writer.

Shannon’s major break came in February 1995 when she was hired as a featured player on Saturday Night Live to replace Janeane Garofalo after Garofalo left mid-season. Shannon was one of the few cast members to be kept (along with David Spade, Norm Macdonald, Mark McKinney, and Tim Meadows) when Lorne Michaels overhauled his cast for season 21, after season 20 proved to be a critical and ratings disappointment. She played various recurring characters on the show, including 50-year old dancer Sally O’Malley (who constantly proclaimed her age), Goth Talk public access show host Circe Nightshade, quirky joyologist Helen Madden, and NPR radio co-host of Delicious Dish (with Ana Gasteyer). She was especially known for playing the character of neurotic, yet melodramatic Catholic school girl Mary Katherine Gallagher. [Wiki]

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Mischa Barton Took Her Shapeless Legs To Sunset & Wetherly!

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Mischa Barton Handbag Line Unveiled

She says she was introduced to the online store by her sister, speaking to the ASOS magazine she said, “My sister is really into ASOS.com and told me all about it. I didn’t want the bags to be available everywhere - I think it makes them more special this way.” PopSugar

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