Caption This, Bitches! (Megan Fox Takes It On The Face Edition)

"I'm just waiting for the Teamsters on set to get off their break so they can lick this shit off my face."

WIN!

"Hi, my name is Megan Fox speaking for the Society for the Prevention of Premature Ejaculation."

"Premature Ejaculation doesn't just hurt you but it also hurts the ones you love."

*right* ... cause some bitches in here will try to insult me again...!

hmmm you are wright ace - she looks delicious!

Slightly more relevent...

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z128/lokiman07/all%20things%20bastardly/megan-fox-091408011.jpg

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z128/lokiman07/all%20things%20bastardly/Image00005-1.jpg

http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z128/lokiman07/all%20things%20bastardly/Image00006-1.jpg

Really? C'mon now, it practically writes it self!

oh my... i have absolutly no caption for this. shes so hot...

damn... if i did try a caption, it would be something lame, like "i'm hot"

you never go full retard

I can't think of a caption but I'd sure as hell like to lick that whipped cream off her face.

This one Megan called me up and told me something about speaking on SEX too much, next thing you know she call Striker and Dr.whatche LLOOVVEE LLIINNEE, she wack!!!!

"when you mentioned a role in 'Spiderman' this wasn't what I had in mind"

That pic is funny.

That pic is funny.

"The one time in my life that people are not looking at my unusually shaped thumbs."

"Can you guys AIM for the mouth next time!!!!!!!!!"

amen.

"Tapper, I told you I'd swallow, didn't I? Why did you pull out again? I just HATE when you do that."

OMG I'm in Japan!!!!

This pic is really hot...the thought of Megan Fox with whipped cream on her body is too much for me to even think about.

"can i have my role in the Transformers series now?"

I don't mind the happy ending ,but could you at least get it near my mouth.