Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez @ Blackberry Bold Launch Party

because you dont understand what friendship is, what loyality is. because you are a dickhead

i think short hair ages her SO much and makes her look even more mouse-like

Mario is hitting it and that's a good thing. I hate to see wasted poon. Eva is on the way down the hill so everybody that can needs to get some before it's too late.

I never much cared for Eva. She comes off as a real cunt.

She looks like the old woman you would like to seduce you.

@Claude Balls

You wish! No I'm not gay. All I'm saying it is possible to be close friends without fucking.

He was on Regis and Kelly this AM....he is soooooooooo on steroids. His arms were huge and all vein-d out. You ever see Stallone's arms? Thats what he looked like. Gross.

Because you're gay.

They are both douchebags. They're obviously having sex, though I wouldn't be surprised if the perpetually Z-list AC Slater had some guys on the side.

Eva and Tony Parker will probably be divorced within the next year.

Hmm...So it's impossible in your opinion to have a close female friend without fucking her?

For example, I've known this chick for about four years. She got married two years ago but we still hang out like we did before she got married....and NO we ain't fucking. She's attractive and everything, but I see her more as my sister.

He continues to get more beefier by the moment.... WTH, do you think he's doing it? Straight-up pumping? He seems to be bulking quite a bit or it just appears that way at least. I think it's an improvement personally.

geez, give them a break... they are just probably just out for a chalupa, shopping for hot sauce or a copy of selena's greatest hits...

although, i wouldn't be surprised if his burrito was saying ola to her stinky quesadilla...

He is undoubtedly gay, make no mistke of that. Just look at his gay 'career'; the lame semi metrosexual role he plays in news or entertainment. Gay as they come.

She looks FUCKING SMOKING HOT

If Mario isn't HITTING THAT HARD, he's a Faggot

I'm sure I'll be in the minority again, but I have always though that Eva is super sexy. I think she looks great, as always, and I bet she's a superfuck. In my experience, Latinas are the best at sex, no contest. You have to bring your A-game when you're porking them. You better be hard as a steel pole and ready to work your ass off. It's worth it, though. Get a Latina super wet and super hot and they say the hottest things during sex.

Unless Mario is gay or her long lost brother, if I am Tony Parker I would be pissed. Unless of course they have an open marriage, afterall Tony Parker is in the NBA and you know there are groupies in every city.