Posts from July 2014

Eva Longoria & Mario Lopez @ Blackberry Bold Launch Party

 in the middle of the afternoon by 16

This whole “we’re like totally bff” crap has got to stop already. Can’t Tony Parker see through the smoke screen?!? Leave her ass!! She’s only got a few more years tops on her desirable meter!!! She’s already 33 years old and you’re only 26 year old!!! Rather than be with a woman 7 years older than you, find yourself a girl that’s 7 years younger than you!!!

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April Scott Halloween Costume Needs To Be More Slutty!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 6

April Scott’s costume could’ve been improved had the dress been a little shorter and the front was cut a lot lower. I guess she didn’t want to go for the Shauna Sand ultimate slutty Halloween look. She’s been one of my favorites for years now since we Bastardly Interviewed her.

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Always Sexy Kate Beckinsale @ “All About Eve” Screening

 in the middle of the afternoon by 8

The screening was held in Hollywood, CA.

Kate Beckinsale Is Out Of Underworld For Good

We know she’s not in Underworld 3, but Kate Beckinsale’s husband Len Wiseman is still involved in the franchise and there had been some slim hope that she might return for future entries in the franchise. Beckinsale though, has other plans.

Speaking to ShockTillYouDrop, she makes it pretty clear that she’s done with playing a curvaceous, spandexed up vampire chick. Says Kate, “I feel like I’ve played that character enough times that I don’t think I’d be excited to play the same character again.” She’s got vampire babe burn-out, and seems more than happy to leave the whole thing to someone else. “I feel like I’m kind of done with that,” she says. [Cinema Blend]

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Dania Ramirez @ L.A. Confidential Men’s Issue Party

 in the middle of the afternoon by 4

For those of you who wanna see more of this Dominican bombshell, make sure you tune into Heroes on NBC. Here’s some background for you newbies…

Ramirez was born in Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic. At an early age, she decided to become an actress. As a young child, she would reenact Spanish soap operas for her family. She was discovered by a modeling scout while working in a New York City convenience store at the age of 15, and was cast in a small part in a soda commercial. Later, she decided to pursue acting seriously and studied at the Actor’s Workshop in New York City under Flo Greenberg.[1] She graduated from Montclair State University in 1999, where her volleyball talents led her to be placed among the top five in career digs, digs/game, solo blocks and total blocks.[2] She then moved to Los Angeles to pursue her acting career. [Wiki]

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Ashley Tisdale Workout Endorsed By Nike & FIJI Water!

 in the middle of the afternoon by 7

Note to NIKE Ad Reps: See, The Bastardly is a friendly place to place your ads. We promote your product when celebrities wear them giving you essentially free advertising. Some fan of Ashley Tisdale is going to see this post and see the Dunks that she is wearing. It’ll prompt the fan to go out and buy a pair… all because they saw on The Bastardly that we were pointing it out. Same could be said to the guys at FIJI Water too!

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Mischa Barton Shapless Legs Went Shopping @ Urban Outfitters!

 after a late four martini lunch by 9

I already posted this bit of news about Mischa Barton but there’s nothing new so let’s reiterate that she’s happy to be single. I really doubt it’d be difficult for her to get a date but might she take this time for herself to hit a stairclimber or buy whatever the hell Suzanne Sommers is selling now?

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Flashback 2007: Kate Beckinsale @ “Live Free or Die Hard”

 after a late four martini lunch by 13

Yeah, sure this was only from last year but I looked through the archives and I guess I missed them. In current Super MILF Beckinsale news, Kate has decided to retire her tight costumes for Underworld. She’d better damn well be doing something to make it up to us. I say upskirt is a start.

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