Monthly Archives: November 2008
Barbara Schöneberger Brought Her Rack To The Bambi Tribute!
Barbara Schöneberger is a German television presenter, actress and singer. Wiki Enjoy her rack!
From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
The Bastardly Morning Report
From The Bastardly Archives… Two Years Ago!
Yesica Toscanini Brings The Afternoon Links!
- Kitty Lea Is Naughty Elf [HollywoodTuna]
- Thanksgiving Table Talk: 50 Things Not to Say [CO-ED Magazine]
- Holly Montag Shows Her Panties on MTV Canada [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Miranda Kerr For Page Six Magazine [I’m Not Obsessed]
- Tara Reid wants a baby [Celebslam]
- Super Two’s Day: Keyshia Cole [Complex]
- Carson Daly Is Going To Be A Daddy [Dlisted]
- Angelina is 3 Months Pregnant with Child Number 7 [Yeeah]
- Mariah Carey is Pregnant? [Derek Hail]
- Kristen Stewart is smoking pot [The Blemish]
- Koken met Snoop en Martha [Flabber]
- Mischa Barton Kinda Looks Like a Fish [Celeb Parasite]
- Britney’s bodyguard says she is still bulimic and crazy [Cele|bitchy]
- Christina Aguilera/ Kelly Osbourne [The Bastardly Society]
- CURVEMASTER MAKES BOOBS BIGGER [Manofest]
- Christina Aguilera is a Depressing Clown [The Grumpiest]
- New Star Trek Trailer With Mr. Spock [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
Kim & Kourtney Kardashian Party Without Their Fatter Third
Photo Credit: Zodiac / Splash News
It’s just not cool how Kim & Kourt refuse to include younger sis Khloe in the mix when deciding to hit up clubs & industry parties. So what if she’s the fattest one of the three sisters?! Not that it really matters or helps to make a point to further this convo, but I’m willing to bet that Khloe’s a far better ping pong player than either Kim or Kourtney.
Anyway, more on the pics on hand: Kim was spotted last night w/ her sister Kourtney on their way to a ‘Dancing with the Stars’ after party in Hollywood. They’re both lookin’ pretty hot, no doubt! You go girl!!
Hayden Panettiere Promotes Her New Dooney & Burke Handbag!
Hayden’s Clutch
Last year it was all about her $500 Hayden Bag and this year she comes out with a cheaper $295 Hayden Clutch, I guess to combat with the tough economic times. I bet she doesn’t even own her own line, we’ve seen her buy a crapload of stuff from Coach in the past but have never photographed her with The Hayden Bag. However, there’s always the booty shots w/ stumpy legs pics, upskirt pic, twice (weak one), but then there’s the bikini pics… the gold bikini, the brown bikini, the blue bikini, or the red/pink bikini.. take your pick!
Beyonce Knowles Lookin’ Hot @ Today Show Performance in NYC
Photo Credit: INFPhoto.com // Bauer-Griffin
Beyonce was decked out in a super tight bodysuit during her live performance for ‘The Today Shows’ Concert Series. She performed various songs from her new CD, “I am Sasha Fierce” which released earlier this month. The live performance was held at NYC’s Rockefeller Plaza.
Here’s B performing ‘Crazy in Love:’
Check the Today Show website for more songs…
BREAKING!! Megan Fox Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!
Photo Credit: GVK/bauergriffin.com
Whenever I see Megan Fox, I’m always reminded of her topless pics off the set of “Jennifer’s Body.”
Ok, now that we’ve dished out the juiciest Megan Fox pics to date, we’ll continue w/ the story. Whether you bastards like it or not, Brian Austin Green (currently starring in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles) is still banging Megan Fox each night while all of us normal dudes are twiddling our thumbs. I have no idea how the fuck he does it, so I’ll just have to assume he has a 15 inch penis with a built-in vibrator at the tip. Fucker.
Anyway, these pics were snapped as the couple depart LAX to an undisclosed location where B.A.G. will have endless amounts of sex with Megan Fox. Bastard.