Posts from July 2014

Rafael Nadal Hits The Beach With His Cute Girlfriend Xisca

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To get a better look at Rafael’s cutie, hit up this post from back in July when the couple was vacationing in Spain.

Currently, Raf & his woman are vacationing on the island of Mauritius, which sits off the coast of India. Mr. Sugar Daddy is taking time off to recover from a leg injury—a recovery system which involves plenty of laying on his back while his 20-year-old sex-toy massages various parts of his body with her tongue. BAAAAASSTAAARD!!

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Maggie Grace @ Frost/Nixon Premiere in L.A.

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Maggie Grace is another on of those chicks that really hasn’t done much noteworthy work (atleast in my opinion) but nonetheless pop up at a good amount of events. Not complaints since she’s a real beauty but it’d be nice to see something new on tv or in the theaters with her…. re-runs of Lost don’t cut it. There’s never anything scandalous about her and the most we really get to see are her sexy legs.

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AnnaLynne McCord: Atlanta Peach Magazine, November 2008

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The recent barrage of AnnaLynne McCord posts doesn’t end yet! To recap, you can either check her out in a bikini, bending over, slipping a nipple, kissing an unhot chick, eating a donut, wearing fishnets and boots, wearing really tight pants, or endorsing Under Armor (We must protect this house!). I’ll choose… slipping a nipple.

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ButtaCat Carmit Bachar Shows Off her Legs @ PCD Lounge Opening

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Actually Carmit is just plain butta these days because left the Pussycat Dolls earlier this year in March.

If you wanna see some butta-flavored nipple action, hit up this post from back in March, 2006.

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Kat Von D & Nikki Sixx Take A Kinky Sex Break

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These were snapped at the 2008 American Music Awards.

Kat Von D’s 8 month long relationship (translates into 18 Hollywood years) with Mötley Crüe band member Nikki Sixx is obviously going strong. You can just imagine what kind of crazy things these two must do once the doors are closed. I’m talkin’ hand cuffs, blood, staple guns, needles, gas masks, water boarding, & only God knows what else…

Make sure you bastards hit up Kat’s Bastardly Category for an endless flow of pics—especially if you have a thing for hot chicks w/ tons of tats! Ow!

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Lydia Hearst @ “Australia” Premiere in NYC

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I’m more used to seeing Lydia Hearst showing off more skin. Whether it be a wide open front, something strapless, or just some damn pasties. She also could’ve came in a skanky bikini but it’s not a costume party… however, this still is the first thought when mentioning Lydia Hearst.

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The Wedding No One Gives A Shit About

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These were snapped a couple weeks before the elections went down…

The cover story of Us Weekly released today reads, “Heidi & Spencer Elope!”

We would write more, but we know you already don’t give a shit. If you want more juice, hit up this article.

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