Lindsay Lohan & Chloe Sevigny Bikini Pics From Miami Beach!

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So, is Chloe Sevigny gonna be Lindsay Lohan’s 2009 scissoring partner or what? Actually, after doing some research (yes, we have a little too much time on our hands), that’s not the case. As of last night, Linds was out with lesbian sex-toy Sam Ronson getting sushi at Miami’s camera whore hotspot, Nobu.

The globetrotting couple (Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson) are in Miami Beach to host a New Year’s Eve bash at the semi-exclusive superclub Mansion.

Oh, and before we forget: HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!

  • Herman Bumfudle

    uuumm. those tight little freckled buttocks looks like they would feel so comfortable snuggling against my lap.

  • ninja…

    i guess its only fantasy to see two hot lesbians together… oh well… happy new years bastards!!!

  • Sparks

    Happy New Year to Everyone!

  • wiseblood

    nice cans but she has the body of a fucking 13 year old boy. no hips. lame.

  • Rhonda

    Lindsay has a cute face and decent boobs, but her figure (or lack thereof) is awful.

  • jennyla

    what a skinny ass bitch
    im not surprised she’s a lesbian

  • Anonymoose

    Not aging well, but still worth a gander.

  • JIMMYDEMAYO

    I BET THAT ORANGE SNATCH TASTE LIKE A SWEET FLORIDA ORANGE

  • asi250

    lindsey lohan is a shank!

  • mud hen

    I’ll add to all the Happy New Year comments everyone will see. This year sucked I think. Not just for me personally but for many others as well. The financial collapse, the war and so on. Obama winning was a bright spot for me. The New Year gives everyone a chance to try again though and so I shall.

  • Goliano

    lamb or beef?

  • hero

    her entire body seems like one big old Scottish dart board.!

  • JTchicago

    Agree, She has this “Cambodian rice death walk diet” figure thing going on.

  • Ugly Model1

    Happy New Year horny bastards! Let’s wish better boobs than Lindsey’s for next year!

  • Mundo

    Man those boobs are sagging something terrible….and not too crazy about all the frekles either..but oh well. she still has a nice fuckable body tho….also too bad she’s a lesbian..not that there’s anything wrong with that, it’s just that there’s so many men out there that can make her happy, with the real thing,and not a dildo..but to each it’s own…que sera, sera.

  • Mundo

    Oh and I almost forgot, Happy New Year…Feliz Año Nuevo.

  • nysro

    That looks more like Melissa Ethridge than Chloe (I know its neither) … but Chloe is better looking than this big beaked girl.

  • Uncertified Bastard

    Say what you want about her (she’s a whore, she’s a ginger) but i would still tap that. And at least she’s not trying to cover up her freckles with those fake spray on tans.

  • lolz

    If you wanna hang out you’ve got to take her out.
    Cocaine.
    If you wanna get down, down on the ground.
    Cocaine.
    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
    Cocaine.
    If you got bad news, you wanna kick them blues.
    Cocaine.
    When your day is done and you wanna run.
    Cocaine.
    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
    Cocaine.
    When your day is done and you wanna ride on.
    Cocaine.
    Don’t forget this fact, you can’t get it back.
    Cocaine.
    She don’t lie, she don’t lie, she don’t lie;
    Cocaine.

  • Girlswannascrewme

    I always thought lindsey had a sexy body…. but that thought was destroyed by 6. There is just nothing to her body really. Id still lick her freckles though

  • J-Sin

    TESTING…[IMG]http://www.djmonkeyboy.com/clothing/haterade-2.jpg[/IMG]

  • atari bigby

    i bet it don’t