Posts from July 2014

Topless Lily Allen Forgot To Bring Her Bikini Top To Jamaica!

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 110

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

As some of you might remember, the last time Lily Allen let her boob hang out freely was back in early August when she running around London with a really loose top. This time around, the 23-year old Brit musician & TV presenter was spotted sunbathing topless with her mom a few feet away from her in beautiful Jamaica. Thankfully, Lily’s mom, film producer Alison Owen, had her bikini top on, so it wasn’t all that bad.

Anyway, once you’ve finished slurping Lily’s boobies with your eyes, what the Bastardly Consensus? Does she need to upgrade her rack or what?

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Julia Stegner Brings The Afternoon Links!

 late in the afternoon while still at work by 5

- Paris Hilton’s Gift Keeps On Giving! [HollywoodTuna]
- Drunk New Year’s Eve Party Girls [CO-ED Magazine]
- Lohan Getting in Cars With Boys [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Carla Bruni’s Romance With The President Of France [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Kate Beckinsale as Catwoman? [Celebslam]

- 2008’s Greatest Sports Moments For Haters [Complex]
- Panty Creamer Of The Damn Millennium [Dlisted]
- Heather Mills’ Nanny Sues for Sex Discrimination [Yeeah!]
- Charlize Theron is an Example of the Changing Times [Derek Hail]
- David Mamet is passionate [The Blemish]

- Ana Beatriz Barros topless [Flabber]
- Hey, Jennifer Aniston Finally Beat Brad Pitt at Something [Celeb Parasite]
- Tom Cruise Wants 10 Kids [Cele|bitchy]
- Internet or Sex? You Decide [The Bastardly Society]

- LETTERMAN’S TOP 10 GEORGE BUSH MOMENTS [Unibrow]
- Hot Lindsay Lohan Lesbian Action [The Grumpiest]
- Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun-Li Trailer [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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Can Someone Please Buy Elle MacPherson A New Bikini?

 in the middle of the afternoon by 11

Damn, it looks like Elle MacPherson busted out one of her old bikinis from back in the day. Anyway, these were snapped just yesterday as the former 44-year old Australian supermodel strutted her hasbeen goods in sunny Sydney, Australia.

Side note: So, who’s the next hasbeen fashion model that’s gonna appear in her bikini? For those you missed the stream of Stephanie Seymour bikini pics, check here.

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Lucky Bastard Prince Harry Sexes Up Chelsy Davy in Mauritius

 in the middle of the afternoon by 22

Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com

When Harry kicks Chelsy Davy lil’ booty to the curb for another hotter chick, I’m pretty sure she’ll spiral into one of the following…

1. Eating disorder
2. Drugs
3. Or, God forbid, suicide

But, then again, I’m pretty sure there will be some rich dude on the sidelines who’ll wanna hit the chick that once had Royal Penis between her legs. If given the chance, who the fuck wouldn’t? It’s not everyday you can bone a chick with this kind of sexual resume, so in her post-Harry life, Chelsy Davy will be sadly reduced to a Bastardly Trophy Fuck—yes, someone you sleep with simply for endless amounts of bragging rights.
Photo Credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com
Sample conversation:

Question: So, who’re you sleeping with these days?

Your Answer: Dude, I’m currently sexing up none other than Prince Harry’s ex-girlfriend, Chelsy Davy!! She sucked me off just last night!

The Final Result: Automatic respect.

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Katy Perry Rocks A Sexy Green Bikini in Mexico!

 after a late four martini lunch by 47

I believe these are Katy Perry’s first set of bikinis pics since she busted out onto the fame-whore scene earlier this year and she looks like we thought she would: Absolutely delicious!

For those of you bastards who dig this chick’s music, check out her new music video for hit single, ‘Thinking Of You.’ Visit her MySpace for more info!

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