Monthly Archives: December 2008

Breaking News!! Barack Obama Drinks Vitamin Water!!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

As you guys know, Barack Obama is currently on an extended family vacation in Kailua, Hawaii before he takes office on January 20th. These latest pics, snapped on Christmas Eve, show the President-Elect giving a presidential nod to Vitamin Water (currently owned by Coca-Cola). With this latest product endorsement, I’m curious to learn which brand of cigarettes he smokes?

And, just because we know you wanna see the Prez with his shirt off...
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

Hayden Panettiere Has Hot Tub Fun With Chumps!

For Hayden’s sake, we’ll assume these are from her younger, wilder days when she used to go partying with Paris.

As for all the chumps in the hot tub, here’s how Jackson described the Chump Personality Type back in 2004…

The Chump…aka suckas.

Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady…I’ll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp…but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more…but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he’s not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he’s never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she’ll see him in a different light and they’ll fall in love or they’ll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. [Read more…]

Here’s one more pic of Hayden w/ her girlfriends…

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