Posts from July 2014

Don’t Mess With Dolph Lundgren!

Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

I know there are a lot of closet Dolph Lungdren fans out there in Bastardly Land. These were just a few days back during Dolph’s family vacation in St. Barths, France. I hate to say this, but I don’t think the juiced up Sly Stalone has anything on Dolph…

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The Bastardly Morning Report

Hope all you bastards had a great Christmas. Besides Thursday & Friday, we’ll have a normal posting schedule for the most part. So, does everyone have a make-out partner for the big New Years Eve party?

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Yummy

Who cares?

Don’t Do It! She’ll leave you!

Crack

Reality TV

Royal Douche

Bitch

BABE!

Hayden Panettiere Has Hot Tub Fun With Chumps!

For Hayden’s sake, we’ll assume these are from her younger, wilder days when she used to go partying with Paris.

As for all the chumps in the hot tub, here’s how Jackson described the Chump Personality Type back in 2004…

The Chump…aka suckas.

Now all of us guys have pulled chump maneuvers when trying to pursue a lady…I’ll admit I have. What separates a normal guy from a chump is that we might do these stupid things because girls mesmerize us into their grasp…but it is us who know when to cut our losses before we get completely played that keeps us from falling into this downward spiral of chumpness. For example, chump maneuvers could be the constant calling, paying for everything, or agreeing with everything she says. The typical chump exemplifies the listed examples and more…but magnified to the 10th degree. The chump is basically trying to mold themselves into the ideal man for the girl that he wants to have sex with knowing that he’s not being true to himself but trying to get girls to like him. The chump is someone that stays around even though he knows he’s never going to get laid from the girl but hopes that maybe one of these days (within 20 years) she’ll see him in a different light and they’ll fall in love or they’ll get really drunk one night and have meaningless sex. [Read more...]

Here’s one more pic of Hayden w/ her girlfriends…

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More Stephanie Seymour Bikini Pics From St. Barths!

Over the last week or so, we’ve seen a lot of Stephanie Seymour bikini pics from her family vacation in St. Barths. In these latest pics, the former model is pictured strolling on the beach with newsprint billionaire husband / sugar daddy Peter Brant. It must be nice to be in your early 60s and sex up a 40-year old MILF. Remember guys, just work hard, earn lots of money and you can also have your way with pretty much any woman on the planet. Girls will probably scoff at that last statement, but trust us.

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Denise Richards & Takes Her Daughters Ice Skating in L.A.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com
These were snapped on Christmas Eve in L.A.

So, has any rich dude gotten a hold of Denise’s ass yet or what? I have to admit, even w/ the baggage of kids, this lady is till a prize for any man who’s lucky to get a taste. And, for the rest of us bastards, let’s just take a second to admire Denise’s milfy bod in a bikini.

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