Posts from July 2014

Runway Pics: Vix Swimwear 2009 From Miami Beach

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In typical Bastardly fashion, we always gotta look at the sunny & sexier side of things.

When most people are locked up inside their heated homes, we’re thinking about all the sexy women running around in their bikinis on exotic South American beaches! If you’ve got the cash & the vacation time, your ass should be flying off to various destinations below the equator. Of course, holiday family time is very important, but so is fun in the sun w/ sexy bitches!!

Anyway, since reality sucks balls, here are hot runway models rocking the latest in Miami Beach beachwear!

BLAST FROM THE PAST!
It’s Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 1
It’s Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 2
It’s Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 12
It’s Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 4
It’s Summer in South America! The Bastardly Bikini Special, Part 8

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Amy Winehouse Still in the Caribbean, But Not Topless!

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Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

No worries, we won’t go & ruin your Christmas Eve by showing you topless pics of Amy Winehouse like we did earlier this week.

Putting Amy’s sexy bod to the side, more distressing news is coming out of the Caribbean paradise that Amy Winehouse & her groupies are presently polluting. Music news outlet NME Magazine is reporting that Amy was back to her old cracked-out antics and photographed “rolling around on the floor and crawling up and down the pavement.” I know you bastards wanna see this shit, so we’ll get them up soon!

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Did Sahar Daftary Really Commit Suicide? Where’s The Sex Tape?

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Pictured: Sahar Daftary with her whorebag ex-husband, Rashid Jamil.

In what appears to be a enticing story involving all things bastardly: love, beauty, money & a possible sex tape. Only problem is that it doesn’t involve, God forbid, Angelina Jolie or Adriana Lima, but literally two unknown British socialites. Long story short, a few days back Sahar Daftary reportedly jumped to her death from her ex’s 12th-floor apartment after learning of a sex tape featuring her had been posted on the internet. For all we know, Sahar’s shady ex-hubs Rashid Jamil informed her & out of tremendous shame, Sahar proceeded to jump 150ft to her death w/out doing any Google searches to verify the claims.

Besides the existence of a sex tape, there’s yet another twist in the story. On the day of her apparent suicide, Sahar was back at her ex’s pimp-pad in Manchester to grab her belongings after a huge break up a couple months earlier when she learned that Rashid Jamil was married with two children. After some more digging, British media has learned that Mr. Jamil might have a total of four wives, including Sahar with whom he eloped back in December, 2007. Whatever the case, how the fuck do you not realize you’re marrying someone who potentially has three other wives?! Was this Rashid dude super smooth or what? God damn…

Bastardly Theory
It’s more than obvious that Sahar’s family was blinded by Rashid Jamil’s huge stash of cash generated by his property development biz when the marriage ceremony was going down. They basically allowed some shady Pakistani dude to steal their crown jewels from right under than noses. As sad as all this might sound, but I’m sure this type of thing happens all too often in the biz of arranged marriages, except in this case, it happened to involve a beautiful model.

Anyway, let’s hope the police can build a case & throw this bastard in jail. Here are some more pics of Sahar Daftary & links to news reports from around the web.

READ MORE:
The Sun - Fall model made sex attack claim
Telegraph - Death plunge model had reported sexual assault

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Jessica Biel is a Sexy Lil’ Santa’s Helper!

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In an exclusive video on comedy website Funny or Die, Jessica Biel appears as a scandalously dressed Santa’s little helper. After getting skimped on holiday donations, Santa & Jessica go around town robbing everyone of some cash flow to help make ends meet. Check the video below:

Miss Norway 2008 Lene Egeli Brings The Afternoon Links!

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- Jessica Alba Is Rotten Tuna Girl Of the Year [HollywoodTuna]
- 50 Women Who Wowed 2008 [CO-ED Magazine]
- SVida Guerra’s Ass in a Photoshoot Video [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Kate Beckinsale Knows How To Deal With The Paparazzi [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney’s dad just got paid [Celebslam]

- Holly Madison’s Best Breast Moments [Complex]
- Vintage Mah Boo! [D-Listed]
- Love Tom Cruise. Love His Movie. He’ll Pay You! [Yeeah]
- Someone Needs to Let Bijou Phillips Out [Derek Hail]
- Britney’s dad is going to have a Merry Christmas [The Blemish]

- Danielle Lloyd wenst je een Naked Christmas! [Flabber]
- Cheryl Ann Cole Tweedy Whatever Looks Good [Celeb Parasite]
- Paris thinks jewel thief is someone she knows [Cele|bitchy]
- That diddy is sauve.. [The Bastardly Society]

- THUNDERCATS MOVIE TRAILER (MADE BY REGULAR PEOPLE) [Unibrow]
- Elisha Cuthbert Owes Me Money [The Grumpiest]
- Dollhouse Starring Eliza Dushku Preview [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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