Breaking!! Jessica Alba Got A Parking Ticket @ The Farmer's Market!

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 14

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com

In such difficult economic times, we’re pretty sure Jessica Alba will contest the ticket in hopes to get it lowered. Seeing how she’s not working these days & how all her movies in 2008 sucked ass, the financial crisis is really hitting the Cash-Alba-family hard. Our prayers are with them.

Photo Credit: INFphoto.com


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arroyo
arroyo

fortunately, that baby is not cute and precious ...

nevertheless, a future multi-millionaire

Zoe Zoe

shes fugly, the baby is fugly. sorry.

Really O

If that baby girl doesn't lose weight right now, she'll never NEVER grow up to marry a Jonas brother. Anyway, I thought that Jessica got that ticket for not smiling enough. They do that nowadays. Really. Really.

nysro

That baby has some fat little legs... get her ass on a treadmill or something!

(i kid!) but she is destined to be a cankle queen

TORO
TORO

Don't Be stupid...it's to early in the week...i was saying that is not healty for a baby to be so fat...(sex object) Wow u fucking idiot!! don't be mad at the world...it's a beautiful place...even with u in it!!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Ugh . . . I hate to say this, but Honor is not a cute baby.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Yeah,the baby isnt supposed to be a fucking sex object or the object of your sick desires and fantasies,you fucking disgusting asshole.PEDO ALERT!!!

Lauren
Lauren

it's a baby... babies are supposed to be chubby :)

TORO
TORO

Her kid need to loose some weight...look at that baby leg!!...haha...her mommy is still fucking SEXY!!!