
God D-d-d-d-daaaayuuum!
Make all the penis & blow job jokes you wanna make because it’s more than obvious that Kim Kardashian know’s what will happen if she walks around Miami Airport sucking on a fat lollipop.
If blog posts could have soundtracks, the following song would be perfect:
You need one for your mouth! Oh and look, I just happen to have a one. A BIG BLACK TROUSER SNAKE or:
BLACK SNAKE MOAN
SNAKES ON A PLANE
ALABAMA BLACK SNAKE
ANACONDA
PYTHON
RACH IS MASTER OF DOOMS TROUSERS
And here it is I thought you were still trying to find yourself!
Yes it is. Thank you GOD!!!
SHE JUZT ALWAYS HAS SUMTHIN UP HER BIG MOUTH, WHETHER IT'S A LOLLIPOP OR A BIG BLACK COCK!!!!!
"li li li li li lick me like a lollipop..."
She looks so mediocre it ain't even funny.
she should be used to having all that black dick in her mouth all day long
ya, l8r aligator...
lol, omg l8r...
good 4 u.
haha, no kidding... it's kinda hard to get into prick mode, if i don't visit the bastardly every single day...
ur losing ur touch, boy...
oops, captions are for page 4...
Airport dude: "Phil bet me 50 bucks, that i wouldn't tell kim k that her ass is too big for carry on."
Airport dude: "Fucking bitch ripped the joystick off of the Pac-man machine and is sucking on it. Camel cunt just ruined my 5 o'clock break.
oh wait it's just a lollipop..."
Didn't she say in an interview awhile back that she loves giving head? After watching that sextape I'd say she's pretty damn good when it comes to blowjobs.
and to change things slightly... ;)
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/2458/cake4.jpg
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/1543/suckers.jpg
there's a sucker born every minute but very few of them will ever be as lucky as that one.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=slut
I like da 1st definition a lot...
"Remember girls... Practice! Practice! Practice!"
even in dresses that big ass is dominant
first....why the fuck does she have a rhinestone studded lollipop stick? what a douche. talk about unnecessary. she ain't tryin to deep throat that shit...these pix are lame. i prefer watching annalynne mccord with her huge ass banana. but her boots are pretty ill.