Brooke Hogan Looking Rather Thick Waiting For The Valet

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In one of the stupidest headlines I read over the weekend, Brooke Hogan has released a dis track about Heidi Montag. Oh snap! It’s on like Donkey Kong now! Geez, what a bunch of worthless crap. Are both these whores really in desperate need of some publicity? Brooke needs to lay off the PEDs and call Manny Ramirez’s doctor to prescribe her some of those fertility drugs that Manny took.. or something.

“WHY???? Because I can. And this is just the tip of the iceberg! I’m so sick of people that use me and my family, people with NO talent calling people out who work harder than them, and just people who have a dumbass attitude to begin with.” Source

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  • the kitten

    the 4th pic at the top: looks like while her ‘assistant’ is holding a cheetah print umbrella over her like a dumbass, the guy in the car pulls up and is asking brooke ‘how much?’

  • Angus

    Because I think Brooke is sweet and nice I will refrain from the comments that she would deserve if she was any other woman.

    You are welcome Brooke.

  • Caitie Harmful

    Sadly enough, that’s a normal sized dress….she’s that big…

  • Scooby Doo

    she kinda looks like a younger Pamela Anderson.

  • hula

    She is indeed thick so she could try wearing clothes that fit right we don’t need to see every damn line and countour of her body

    she could look much better if she wanted to tho

  • Leni

    I have always defended Brook but no more, she’s way too thick and I can’t stand her image, fuck, I hate plastic shoes.

  • McPerv

    Nothing wrong with that body, it’s the face that makes me want to run for the hills.

  • Racer X

    I’m in the minority here, but man oh man I would hit that.

  • hulk hogan

    brooke beat me up yesterday when i told her to get off the computer

  • Rhonda

    The more I see her, the more I believe she didn’t start life out as a girl.