Holy God!! Emmy Rossum Does Details Magazine, April 2009

Just like most of you bastards, we were pretty much blindsided by Emmy Rossum’s juicy layout in next month’s issue of Details!

God daaayuuum!!

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When comparing this layout to Anna Faris’ juicy hotness in April’s GQ, which one’s hotter?

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joey
joey

Page 1 and 3 are the best. Emmy Rossum has curves I didn't know existed! She's much hotter than Anna Faris. Plus, because she's younger, she has to be tighter inside. I bet she screams like a banshee when she's getting it; I'd bang her brains out.

b-cappi

downvoted for being a dog.

Bottom line: you can go out and eat a pizza and beer with Anna F but you can't with ER unless you want to deal with her mudbutt later that evening.

Leni
Leni

agree, I thought of Kelly Brook when I saw these pictures.

Holly
Holly

Anyone agree that it's nice to see her ACTUALLY sexy and not the kind of bullshit "sexy" where chicks with prude reputations think they're being all crazy for posing in a one piece swimsuit with shorts? (COUGH COUGH HILARY DUFF)

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Anna's photoshoot was hotter in my book, but this was an impressively huge step forward for Emmy.

The Devil
The Devil

She was always a really pretty girl, but I always knew she was a freak deep down. She had that Tracy Flick/Taylor Townsend kind of obsessive compulsive/undercover freak thing going on.

kenny
kenny

Always thought she was hot, but WOW! Amazing.

Some Guy
Some Guy

Goddamn!

I can't vote in poll because I really don't know which is hotter. They're both pretty foxy.

Offer a third option: Threeway!

Greg
Greg

ive always known this chick was freakin amazing. so to all those who now know who she is pity you that you didnt know her before.

ACE
ACE

I don't know, I'm not feeling these pics. She can do better.

Anna looks 10 times hotter in her GQ pics. Emmy should work with that photographer.

skilligan
skilligan

this is the best i've seen her boring ass by far

meg
meg

picture three!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rumpelforeskin
Rumpelforeskin

Holy corona, this really caught me by surprise.Who knew all that was hidden behind all the goody-two-shoes pics we see of her?

Rhonda
Rhonda

Didn't see it. Honestly, the only thing I know this girl from is this site.

I hate HSM! I have some of the songs permanently imbedded in my brain from having to listen to them over and over at very high decibels. Ugh!

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

lol, she was in 'phantom of the opera'....probably the gayest film ever. oh wait, i forgot about 'gay school musical' THAT was the gayest film ever. gayer, in fact, than that zac poofron

Alexandra.T
Alexandra.T

she definitely surprised me..she looks really good with this new sexy look!

Player
Player

Looks completely different and very hot.

WhoaJum
WhoaJum

she must have read my criticism of her being a nobody.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Hopefully, playing a femme fatale.

Tha Pancake Kid 22
Tha Pancake Kid 22

wholeheartedly agree, she annoyed me with her sweeter and holier than thou previous image...about time she sowed her tits, bet she has a new film out

Rhonda
Rhonda

It's about damn time she lost some of that innocence.

Amy

Beautiful. She's completely owning her hotness, finally!

TORO
TORO

i was surprised as u....very nice!! Mamacita!!

Rhonda
Rhonda

Wow! She can be hot when she wants to be. Beautiful face and hair.

linearalgebra

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT.

So FUCKING cute.