Kelly Brook & Danny Cipriani Have Ocean Sex in The Caribbean!

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First off, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO ALL YOU BASTARDS! Hope you guys woke up next to someone really hot this morning!

Kelly Brook and boy-toy Danny Cipriani (damn bastard!!!) sex’ed their way into the new year while on a romantic Caribbean vacation. They were spotted having what appears to be underwater sex by bastardly members of the paparazzi. I have to admit, having underwater sex in the Caribbean is about 3000x better than waiting in freezing temps for some dumb white ball to drop in Time Square (for those of you who went that route).
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Anwyay, what we previously thought was a temporary fling following Kelly’s highly publicized break up with actor Billy Zane has turned into a somewhat long term relationship with rugby player Danny Cipriani since they started sleeping with each other back in September. I still can’t believe the lucky bastard is still getting to motor boat this woman behind closed door! Damn him to hell!!
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  • Casey Stoner46 MotoGP fan

    Mr. dan cipriani is such a lucky bastard! that dude really kills the fans out.

  • Tapper

    Exactly. This is the type of woman who has the “in a relationship” look in her arsenal. They look all hot and thin when they are dating or looking to date. Once they get settled in with a man, though, the real look comes out.

  • moron

    You people keep saying she looks soft or is fighting the fatness, but from what I can see, she hasn’t gotten any fatter since she started modeling at 16. The verdict? Retarded assessment. News Flash: everyone’s metabolism slows down with age, and women especially ’cause they have estrogen and less muscle mass. Now go back to Alessandra’s skin and bones if you want a woman with less estrogen and low fat composition.

    And Tapper, Kelly looked just as hot while she was engaged to that douchebag as she does now. What are you talking about?

  • stephenm

    I dunno, in some pics, she looks like…massive. She’s not fat, just a BIG woman.

  • Frost

    I think the phrase “Face like a MAC truck, but man what a body” applies here.

    I’d rather she was a supermodel than the ones that are now.

  • ass

    I wish bastardly would photoshop men out of photos … or at least blur them out like the Chinese blur out pussy in porn

  • Zleet

    Why are people calling her a cougar and what not.

    She’s only 29.

  • jennyla

    i think her body is perfect but her face is like 2! also this guy is pretty ugly w/o shirt and looks like a weasel or something.

  • jennyg

    he looks so smug and cocky. although he is kinda fit

  • somedude

    she looks OK, kinda soft. Chicks like that are always fighting the fat gene. I would hit it but would be too nervous for the long term.

  • Ugly Model1

    She looks like a hungry cougar in those pics.

  • Some Guy

    She’s got some wide hips. And, yeah, the boobies are nice.

  • Richard-Schlichting

    That bathingsuit should go back to the old lady she got it from. Women wear that kind of bathing suit, because they hope it is so ugly it will distract them from how unappealing sexually they are. In most cases it only works as a double whammy.

  • skilligan

    she is really hot, her boobs are real btw

  • anon

    yah, I dig me some smaller size chicks, like smaller boned or something. Tall is good but tiny too

  • Buck Nasty

    Boobalious

  • Boz

    he’s cute