This isn’t the first time we’ve seen the bling’d-out lollipop!
So yeah, I know this is the second Kim Kardashian post within 12 hours, but last I checked there’s no Bastardly Rule Book that places limits on the number of times we can post slutty fame-whores desperate to promote the hell out of her reality show. Our job is to pump & eventually dump, so let the over-exposing begin!
Kim, boyfriend Reggie Bush & Khloe were birthday-hopping in Vegas over the weekend. Besides hitting up Queen Latifah’s Birthday Party, Kim & Co. also crashed Perez Hilton’s D-List-only birthday bash. I’m pretty sure Reggie enjoyed that one!
While in Sin City, Kim was at MGM’s popular Wet Republic, which is pretty much where rich dudes go to pick up slutty chicks who they’ll later bang in their penthouse suites once they’re wasted. On a more serious note, MGM is pumping the 53,000 square-foot “ultra pool” as a venue for those who wanna live the “daylife” (i.e. drink inside the pool, hit on hot chicks, show off your bod, etc, etc). Get more info about it on MGM’s website.
guess she needed more practice
I wish she would just wear tight pants/shorts/underwear all the time. Thats just all I (and a lot of people want to see.) BTW who the fuck is that huge dude that looks like a tranny rugby player with the big glasses to hide his beard, hanging out with her??? Cheers.
No shit. That's the first thing that pops in my mind too. Fuckin waste.
perfect teeth???!!! whatever, it looks like this bitch has never touched dental floss in her life...it's disgusting...the crevices that are supposed to separate teeth are non-existent here--they're full of plaque instead!! her breath must smell like throw-up mixed with fart...
ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
Caption: "Protect yourself against embarrassment by unwanted offspring. Practice safe sex today. (Paid for by Trojan condoms.)"
Absolutely ridiculous that this whore is still famous. But goddamn that ass is bangin and she's got premium 32 DD's, even if they're fake. She also has some real DSLs. I would pay to tap it.
But on some real shit, either make another porn or GTFO, nobody watches your garbage show but hoodrats and 15 year old boys who watch it on mute. Be forewarned dudes, Khloe K is a total boner kill, that's why they barely give her Weight Watcher's lookin'-ass any face time.
The only thing this girl contributes to society is wiping off billions of gallons of preteen jizz off the earth.
Kim i will jus leave me COCK in Ur Juicy mouth babe Suck slowly Babe
'caption this':
can you see russia?
I GOT A FEELING KIMMY IS PREGO AND SHE TAKES THE WALRUS OUT WITH HER SO SHE CAN LOOK SKINNY
I'm so sick of this slut. What is she famous for, other than a shitty sex tape, sneaking in to any LA event she can, and acting like a spoiled brat on her stupid "reality" show? Either do another sex tape, and this time do it right, or just go the fuck away.
"Don't worry, if your jizz misses my mouth, these glasses will protect my eyes!"
"If you can fit in my mouth when I open this wide your not big enough for me"
Caption: "My version of Tai Chi. It's called 'Slut Chi'. This pose is called 'the baby bird waits for the worm'."
i've never been one to hate on Kim K, but she looks like crap here.
thst was a compliment btw, just saying she looks good is all.
she's pretty and for anyone who sais shes fat being 120 at 5'2, thats me and im way fucking taller... she carries her weight REALLY well. Thats the prefect example of a true hourglass figure... hourglasses always carry their weight well. If she was a fucking pear she'd be jlh.
i think i still see some Ray J (or whomever his name) swimmers still floating in her mouth
Caption: With my glasses on, you can't squirt it into my eyes again!
When I see her mouth and tongue, all I can think is how much nigger jizz has slopped on there. blech.
Wow even her teeth are perfect (page 9).
Walrus Alert on page 6!
Walrus alert on page 6!
Kimmie looks tiny next to that thing.
Caption: "I would die a happy woman if I could blow you, Jack"