Kourtney & Khloe Kardashian Bikini Pics From Miami

While Khloe had the Peta ad last year (and then we posted a photo of her wearing fur), Kourtney is about to appear on her first cover for 944 Magazine. Yeah, who cares? Btw, did you know that she split with her douchebag fiance, Scott Disick? Big surprise, right? Actually no, another who cares? Source

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39 comments
Reggie

damn khloe big! she does look like shrek's wife. or at least his ho.

id plow the other one into next week.

Stevo

FAT UGLY DISGUSTING PIGS.

THAT SUMS IT UP.

GET THEIR FAT ASSES OFF MY SCREEN.

CNOTE

Khloe is the best looking one of them all the things i would do to her

CNOTE

If only i could find my khloe

allie

woww khole is perfectly fine, like secersouly she has an avarge body and obvisouly being compared to two tiny girls shes going to look bugger but she has not problem wht so ever.

Goliano
Goliano

You're just afraid you won't be able to satisfy her. Think positive.

This Old Cowboy

One other thing, why is the fat chicks always have the prettiest feet? I'd hit either one of these girls before I'd hit Kim, the purple crayon lover. Just sayin'.

This Old Cowboy

Kourtney is super hot. Pretty face, great legs, big bown eyes, nice boobs, normal size ass...maybe she was adopted.

JJ

What is it with these girls constantly covering their asses? So damn self conscious

out riding fences

i was thinking the same thing, Khloe K. is built like a friggin' Yeti....she is one big ugly fowl looking bitch.

Dooky

Khloe is HOT indeed. I like Kim and all, but at least Khloe and Kourtney aren't as over-rated as Kim is

jim-bob

stop hating on Khloe. She looks quite good, better than some of the other anorexic bobbleheads in Cali

owe

actually i personally prefer Kourtney over Kim, because i think her body is better. That mutant but of Kim is too much (although shes otherwise really good lookin` women)

Gayliano
Gayliano

You are the babbling incoherent baboon, ya fool.

Bobby
Bobby

Bleed fo' me, bitch. I'll fuck u in da ass, and make ur asshole bleed. You Nasty Homo Piece Of Shit. Always watching that gay porn and pretending to be straight on da Bastardly.

Goliano
Goliano

Allow me to loosely quote Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore:

You hear that? Do you hear that? Senseless babbling, son. Nothing else in the world sounds like that. I love the sound of senseless babbling in the afternoon. Sounds like... victory.

Thank you, troll collective. Couldn't a done it w/o ya. ;)

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dorkus2
dorkus2

Anybody see Willy'Khloe on Apprentice?> She was just about ignored all through the show.

Gayliano
Gayliano

I want Bobby to make me SCREAM & SHOUT like the lil lady I am.

Want him to spank me so hard that I get bruises.

Want him to call me a nasty homo piece of shit and shit all over me.

DO IT BOBBY!!! FUCK ME IN DA ASS, NOW!!!

GAYLIANO SUX BALLS
GAYLIANO SUX BALLS

OH, PLZ DO GO ON!!!! TIZ A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND UR ALL INVITED!!!!

Gayliano
Gayliano

Oh yeah, spank me Bobby...Bobby that feels so good...

Fuck me hard..I'll whip out your cock and start sucking on'im...

Oh Bobby....pussywhip me now..I'll be your pussy lover

Goliano
Goliano

Kourtney's Kim Starter Kit has potential.

wiseblood
wiseblood

doesn't that beast know to stay OUT of shots with either of her much hotter sisters?

jesus christ. who is advising these girls? NO ONE.

i hope Kourtney does a D List Celeb porno soon. I would love to watch her ravage some cock and take a face full of DNA just like her dear old sis.

Nails
Nails

Khloe is hot. Phat girls know how to fuck. I bet she would drain your balls.

Rolo
Rolo

I want to get balls deep inside Kourtney, but only after I lick her ass and eat her puusy first.

skilligan
skilligan

i love the kardashians other then kim, and i love kim's ass

YHBT
YHBT

i thought the beached whales were in Australia not Miami. speaking of whales, where's KIM?

Some Guy
Some Guy

Kourtney is pretty. Khloe (I hate the way her name is spelled) is fug.

cill
cill

u kno Khloe isn't that bad looking. it's not her fault she has too perfect sister, was born under a full moon, is 8 ft. tall and is rumored to have been sited in the mountains of Tibet. u kno cut the Sasquatch some slack.

jjm
jjm

Why is Kourtney talking into her Gameboy?. Is Khloe sucking in that tummy and why is he hiding that ass? You can't fault a big girl with a body like that, unless she is posted on Bastardly!

TORO
TORO

Kourtney Is very very Fine!!!..almost like Kim....but...Shrek wife is fucking ugly!! is Khloe adopted??