Leslie Mann Mentions Bastardly (Not Moejackson) On Jimmy Kimmel!

Leslie, you're a shitty actress, but you've got that crazy, I-fuck-like-a-pornstar-in-bed look. With that in mind, I'd love to hate fuck you, grab you by the waist, bend you over, and pound your pussy so hard, while your tits are pressed up against the glass shower door, just fucking destroy you sexually, do to you what every male wanted to do to Jenna Jameson or Tera Patrick at the height of their careers. After which, I'd cum up your ass and have you squeeze it into a glass and watch you drink it. You'd then give one of your crazy laughs.

What an Annoying laugh, i guess it's okay because it goes with her skeletor face.

i love her.. she's so beautiful.. i like how she's so open with her feelings.. everything about her is so amazing.. :) * great actress and great mother..

^Thinks she'll get mentioned on TV.

I joined this just to leave you a comment saying to IGNORE the retards that don't say nice things about you, i am a girl and i work with hot naked girls all day and i know what i am talking about when i say YOU ARE A BABE !! and you always crack me right up you are an awsome actress different from any other. Have a GOOD morning, and GORGEOUS day. and happy holidays. xoxoxox

Yo I got a mention. SWEET!

And meant that shit then and still do now.

she is gorgeous and beautiful, so get over urself d55

WTF, Thats how Leslie Mann looks in photos?! She looks alot better then that in the video.

This chick is fucking gorgeous and she seems to have a nice personality and also pretty epic how she shot back at the bastardly but still she doesnt look good in stills

LMAO @ Leslie Mann Beyotch slapping Evil Samurai on National TV!!!! Every one was laughing at your shut in @SS!

I agree with d55 she has a skeletor face ugly body squeeky annoying voice

Well, Leslie, since we both know for a fact that you will be reading this, let me also say that you need to stop botoxing your face. You look like a freaking wax figure, meaning your face is too tight, too shiny; it looks very unnatural and creepy. Instead of looking young, you actually do look older. Also, get better teeth; the ones you have are obviously fake.

You're welcome.

I'm pretty sure this bitch is posting positive comments about herself on here.

i love her

sandler AND rogen. eegad! two horrible comedians...although sandler was funny on SNL

better guess than i would have thought of. i didn't put much thought into it yet. hmmm who's the mole?

yet she has plenty of time to google her name and come here to read about what people say about her (0_o)

right on!

The only thing I will say is this: POOP GOES THE MONKEY!!!

u should have like on youtube, special announcement when someone replies 2 your comment(:

your "I'm on my period" excuse is getting old too lol?

Great, just what this site needs, a butt plug!

DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD!

She was on Jimmy Fallon talking about checking out Jennifer Aniston's ass up close at the Oscars after seeing pics of her in a bikini in a "trashy magazine". I suspect she really saw those pics on this site.

I'mma about to smack ya with your own shoe, Danni. I've never said anything bad about her. Now....if she could get Hayden to see this site and see the shit Phil & I write....that would be EPIC.

Thanks for the clarification, Jackson. : )

seriously, bastardly sounds kinkier than moejackson...

I gotta learn how to be meaner so I can get a shout out too.

But I like Leslie too much for possessing that rare combination of sexiness and humor. Grrr.

I wouldn't be surprised if she is registered here and making snarky remarks about other actresses. I think she is faking not being internet savvy by getting the site name wrong.

I think from all of the comments in this post, we can all assume that Evil Samurai is a butt pirate. He doesn't like hot chicks with a great sense of humor and a kick-ass set of legs.

Evil Samuri got backtalk from a celebrity. I have no internet friends so...um...sh!t what does that mean? I'm not sure if that's good or bad.

Some in the spotlight are worthless others are given a harder time than is really necessary. That's my deep thoughts quote of the day.

Evil Samurai just got told

actually ur more likely to get mentioned for that comment than by saying "she gorgeous or beautiful"

Leslie is my type of woman. SHe is a very Funny, Gorgeous, Sexy, Great Legs, and No Non-sense woman. I would definitely do her in a heartbeat.

Just saw my TiVoed Kimmel Show with the mention and this is my first visit here! Funny sh*t there! She is a riot and quite 'doable'. I always thought she was at leat as funny as she is hot and she didn't let me down on Kimmel or the Letterman visit. Knocked Up was a good one for her. Shwing!!!

LOL!

I do agree

Good Morning Sweet Leslie.

I just wanted you to start out the day knowing that you can sit on my face ANY day. Your whiney/blonde sounding voice is sexy, your smile exudes sunshine, your legs are long as is the day and you can act your ass off. I want to see you in a LEAD role...you hear that Judd? And Judd, stop making her shave you and get laser treatment fish-head (unless that was a false story just for laughs...)

any guy who doesn't adore Leslie Mann, who is funny, smart, lovely, sexy and so full of joy must either be gay or dead.

shes cute and i think shes a really awsome actress i recognize her, she was the hooters girlfriend in big daddy :) and she does all her roles so well

so cute! love her

Evil Samurai must like boys if he wouldn't smash. I would.... two times. :)

Looks like her PR firm hired Max Papis9 fan and/or his cousin.

lmao so true..

For the record, her people shot me down for an interview last time she was on Kimmel....

This is what I wrote...

I hope this finds you well. My name is Jackson from The Bastardly, the celebrity news website which Leslie alluded to last week on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

I'd be interested in conducting an interview with Leslie. As I personally have no bearing on what readers write when leaving comments I think it'd be fun to let Leslie voice her opinion on comments and the coverage of celebrity gossip on the Internet. In the past we've done interviews with actress Bai Ling along with Danity Kane's Aubrey O'Day (to name a couple).

And this was the response from her PR firm... (copied and pasted exactly from the email)

Thank you for this request however, Leslie not available do to her current work schedule.

i like her a little more now, giving a little love to the bastards..

i feel i am also a true bastard, although i was not on here from year dot.

I just cant get into being a moejackson!

yeah, what a dumb ass. Anyways, no matter what the name of the website is, I AM a true bastard unlike the posers on here! *fist in the air*

yeah or they could always call it barstardlyhotornot.com as leslie mann seems to think its called.

and i think the name of the website should be changed back to bastardly.com, as well. When i was being a complete bastard and some dumb ass was like, "you're so mean!", i was able to justify it with "do you not see the name of the website?!" Now, what do I have? Nothing! "I'm on my period" excuse got old!

well i hope she reads mine and gets rid of her bum fluff.

LMAO

oh fuck you all...now, everyone is like, "she is gorgeous, beautiful"...you are all pathetic and wanna be mentioned by her, too...also, you feel guilty to be your bastard-self after seeing the clip. No, she is not goreous, and no, she is not beautiful. She does have a skeleton face (kudos to lokiman) and is not attractive...annoying voice with an average body, too.

Therein lies the problem... Adam Sandler.