Megan Fox Wore This To Her Dentist Appointment! DAMN DENTIST!!

I’m pretty sure her dentist had a long wack-off session following this appointment…DAMN BASTAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!

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WTF GEARHEAD
WTF GEARHEAD

Whats with all these fucking comments from gear heads who cant even speak english?! I seriously dont get it

Rach_86
Rach_86

LOL and u think I need help, delusional loser Goliano?!

btw, that innocent bystander was 2 B a male lol

Rach_86
Rach_86

Goliano: Well hello there, you look FOIINE!!

-Innocent bystander: uhmmm, thanks?....

Goliano: Oh, you look so good, oh {drools}

-Innocent bystander: Uhmmm...that's NOT my hand you're touching!!!

*runs away*

*Golianio cries his eyes out*

ACE
ACE

Megan was at a crossroads when she broke up with BAG. She could have went with the more classy look, but she has obviously chosen to go to the dark side. But like I said, she was more of the flavor of the month.

Rhonda
Rhonda

Either one is a winner. Both have beauty, style, talent, and class. Megan has one out of four, and it's the only one that fades...unless she keeps getting plastic surgery.

ACE
ACE

There's also the one with the English accent. I'm torn.

Rhonda
Rhonda

LOL! Would she be a brown-eyed redhead?

ACE
ACE

Get out of here!

No, odds are her first name is Kate.

Goliano
Goliano

Of course you agree.

Get help. Get help, soon.

Goliano
Goliano

GOT DAMN! This babe is that fiyah!

Big Papi
Big Papi

nasty plastic shit with nasty cheap tats to match. a once good looking chick that fucked it all up.

Rebby
Rebby

I want those boots!

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

LOL. Better than a similar joke that popped into my mind.

Fuzzy_Bear
Fuzzy_Bear

Good one. Woman looks like Juliana Nicholson.

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haha what u gonna do about it loser? ure running out of patience? who gives a shit

lokiman the cataclysmic bastard
lokiman the cataclysmic bastard

Well... upon quickly scaning through the provided pics, I must say that I am yet convinced further that this may actually be the hottest chick right now. Yes... her attire isn't very classy, But I for one am not really giving a fuck. I'd hit that. Those boots suck and yet she has made them hot. Bless her...

jennyla
jennyla

I kind of like her pantyhose, but they look fucking stupid with gray cotton material... i know the look tough, It's the " im wearing something kind of slutty but see my top? it doesnt match... that i means im not trying. " Thats the look.

Rach_86
Rach_86

agree totally!! and, her legs do look a bit rough.

DAMAGE Inc.
DAMAGE Inc.

I'm gonna go...........................

witz
witz

those stockings/nylons are hot. it's too bad she's not actually wearing a skirt or dress. and the boots are a bit much.

moron_
moron_

Wth is she wearing?!

Some Guy
Some Guy

Who the hell wears that when going to the dentist? She looks like a whore and a half.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Cool cardigan and boots though.Should have worn some fuckin pants and this could have been a subtley sexy look,instead of in your face attention whoring trash.

Attention Whore
Attention Whore

Ha,she looks like she needs to be standing on some street corner waiting for a motorcycle gang to pick her up, fuck her n the ass, then throw her 50 bucks. What a whore. I know careful consideration went into looking that gross. She's probably going for a i dont give a fuck sexy look.Seriously,what a waste.Chicks today have no class. Gimme Marilyn fuckin Monroe any day of the week. Yeah, she was a whore, but she did it with class and could dress her ass off.Megan, get a fuckin stylist and stop with this trailer trash fuckery.

McPerv
McPerv

I get the feeling her dentist found some excuse to put her under.

Damn that's hot as can be.

ACE
ACE

lmao

Toothy Grin

Here's how it went:

Dentist: "Open your mouth and say AH, Megan."

Megan: "Has that instrument been sterilized?"

Dentist: "Oh yes, last week I had a vasectomy!"

(Pah rump pump.)

AlinaMaria
AlinaMaria

LMAO!!!!!!!!! THAT is a cardigan, not a dress. Sure all you bastards love it though!

Just Sayin'
Just Sayin'

She should invest in a stylish bag to carry all her shit - why do girls like her always walk around with their cell, keys & wallet in their hands?

Stone Cold
Stone Cold

Ok.... I'm flat out speachless... All I got is....

DAMN !!!!!!!

And thats the bottom line......

ACE
ACE

My patience with Megan is starting to run out. She needs to get her shit together or I will be forced to strip her of the world's hottest woman crown. Now I have to figure out who will be her replacement if needed.